I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

"Quit your job, I'll earn money to support you, and I'll buy you whatever you want."

"Okay, then buy me a bag."

As she spoke, Si Qian opened her Taobao page and handed it over.

The man looked down at the numbers above and silently recited them in his mind—

Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands!?

He gritted his teeth and agreed, "Fine, I'll sell my blood to buy it for you, whatever you want!"

Si Qian shook her head: "Never mind."

Before the other person could even exhale a breath of stale air, she continued:

"These days pig's blood is quite cheap, so we can't sell many."

From beginning to end, it was only the man opposite her who was raging, while Si Qian leaned back elegantly and drank her tea.

"Making money isn't as easy as it is for you women. How can I earn money without stealing, robbing, cheating, or selling?"

The other side started to speak recklessly.

The comments section was filled with insults.

Director Zheng observed the dating situation of each group through the monitor and smiled with satisfaction.

"Then go ahead and kill yourself. Then your family can burn some paper money for you."

Si Qian felt that after spending a lot of time with Pei Li, she could calmly reason with even idiots.

The man looked at Si Qian with an incredulous expression.

Si Qian continued, "Forget it, you might not even have family."

[Looking for a regular male character, I'm incredibly strong right now!]

I'm begging for Teacher Si's mouth!

Hey sis, why don't you start a class to teach people how to swear?

"What nonsense are you spouting?" The distinguished gentleman opposite her instantly stood up, pointing at Si Qian angrily, "Do you know how much I earn a month? A full ten thousand!"

Si Qian's disdain was obvious: "Who knows where your money came from?"

"you……"

Si Qian: "It's so easy for men to make money."

After becoming a poisonous woman, I feel like life is wonderful.

Two sentences killed the date.

The other party tried one last time: "So how much do you earn in a year?"

Si Qian: "Annual income of one million."

Actually, that's an understatement.

When she was out and about, she always kept in mind the principle of not flaunting her wealth.

The man, who had been furious, instantly fell silent and weakly uttered a single sentence—

"Please take me with you!"

Si Qian also generously shared her part-time job experience.

"First, you deliver milk at 4 a.m., sell breakfast at the subway station during the morning rush hour from 6 a.m. to 7 a.m., go to work from 8 a.m. to 12 p.m., do a part-time food delivery job from 12 p.m. to 2 p.m., go back to work from 2 p.m. to 5 p.m., set up a stall at the elementary school gate or night market from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m., deliver food from 7 p.m. to 12 p.m., and work as a waiter at a bar from 12 p.m. to 3 a.m.."

"What about sleeping?"

Si Qian: "There's no need to sleep much while alive; you'll have plenty of time to sleep after death."

My friend, you still haven't tried hard enough.

If you want me to die, just say so.

[They didn't even have time to die.]

This isn't about earning a million a year, it's about losing a million in insurance money [heart emoji]

Even the female protagonists in novels with seriously ill family members wouldn't dare to work this hard [smile]

Si Qian's few words reignited the long-dormant Chinese entertainment industry.

Strong Teacher, Chosen Working Class

Working people are driven by a work ethic; working is the way to be superior.

My friend, this is a get-rich-quick guide I found for you.

The story of Si Qian repairing toilets and painting billboards in shopping malls back in the day has resurfaced online.

Unable to continue the conversation, the man started to physically grope her.

Si Qian kicked the person to the ground and walked away.

Chi Ye also ended her date quickly.

She got into an argument with the gay man, and in a fit of anger, Chi Ye rushed into the kitchen, grabbed a rolling pin, and used it to poke the gay man's butt.

"No! No!! Help!!!"

The gay man was so frightened that he scrambled out of the restaurant, followed closely by Chi Ye.

"Want to try Daddy's big stick?!"

As he spoke, Chi Ye picked up a stick and poked the other person's buttocks.

That scene is simply unbearable to watch.

Director Wu, watching from off-camera, shook his head: "It's true what they say, old age makes your butt loose, and your farts are loud!"

That gay guy gave off an air of cunning and shrewdness that was hard to fathom.

Stop poking it!!!

The gay man, his face pale, collapsed to the ground and crawled on his hands and feet.

The screams grew louder and louder—

"Don't poke me! My rectum is prolapsed!!!"

He was filled with shame.

Si Qian, well-versed in literature, corrected, "We scholars generally call this 'female eyebrow/flesh'."

Director Zheng, still unaware of what Si Qian had said, was still watching the spectacle with a silly grin.

He only realized what was happening when staff alerted him to an anomaly in the live stream and he was warned for using vulgar language.

Director Zheng's smile vanished abruptly, instantly turning into panic—

"A tonic—ah—"

"Teacher Si!! Shut the hell up!!"

Damn it!

What outrageous things is she spouting!

[Teacher Si, are you reading serious books?]

[You dare say something I wouldn't even dare listen to.]

[Hahaha, the live stream was warned once for inappropriate wording.]

[Reviewer: It's good that it's showing its face!]

The gay man was eventually carried off the show on a stretcher by the production crew.

Director Zheng: "…………"

Tired, destroy it.

True heartbreak isn't about making a scene...

Meanwhile, Mu Weiyue's date was also drawing to a close.

“My mom said that as long as you can abide by the ‘Zhang Family Rules,’ she will treat you like her own daughter. You should take a look.”

As he spoke, the other party transmitted a "Zhang Family Rules" (2024 revised edition) that was more than fifty pages long via Bluetooth.

Driven by curiosity, Mu Weiyue opened it, and the light almost blinded her.

"A gentleman keeps away from the kitchen; men of the Zhang family are not allowed to enter the kitchen... As a daughter-in-law of the Zhang family, one must have a balanced diet at every meal... and each meal must be kept between ten and fifteen yuan!"

The dense text gave Mu Weiyue a headache.

My mother-in-law suffered a sudden stroke; the hospital is 10 kilometers from home, so I walked there. [heart emoji]

This isn't the Zhang residence, it's the underworld!

[The matriarch of the Zhang family was furious upon seeing the rumors online and immediately made revisions. Zhang Family Rules - 2024 Revised Edition (PDF): I. Daughters-in-law of the Zhang family must not divulge this rule after viewing it.]

Which mine produced such pure divine gold?

Just as Mu Weiyue was pondering how to retort, Si Qian slid in from the side with a "whoosh".

boom!

Pu Xinnan was sent flying by Si Qianchuang.

She calmly stood up, brushed off imaginary dust, and spoke to the ordinary man—

“Your residence is a huge Cainiao Station, with both large and small items, while you are a pure item.”

Holding a rolling pin, Chi Ye retorted without backing down, "Is all of your family's pee matte?"

The two of them, one after the other, belittled Pu Xinnan to the point of being worthless.

After reading the "Zhang Family Rules," Mu Weiyue was filled with anger and finally couldn't help but complain.

"What kind of family gets up earlier than Su Peisheng?"

The cameramen nearby couldn't help but chuckle, but quickly suppressed their laughter.

Chi Ye picked it up and glanced at the family rule: "Damn it! If the man's health prevents him from having children, the woman has to admit in front of others that it's her problem and prioritize her husband's reputation?"

Where did this Qing Dynasty zombie come from?

Si Qian grabbed the other person by the collar and pulled them up—

"Remember this: impotence is the best cosmetic procedure for a man!"