I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

I'm actually hoping he can teach me something...

How can someone be so shameless?

[Director Zheng is truly a fan of Boonie Bears; he even paid for food for Director Wu.]

[Not only is there food, but you didn't mention a single word about that big-mouthed foodie.]

When Director Wu returned after being caught off-camera and given a good beating by Director Zheng, he was much more obedient.

This time, he took Si Qian and Pei Li to the supermarket's free tasting area and made a gesture of invitation, pretending to be generous.

Help yourself to whatever you want to eat!

As he spoke, he picked up a sample of bread and started eating it himself.

After exchanging a glance, the two immediately followed Director Wu's example and ate and drank their fill along the way.

"This isn't a solution..."

Outside the supermarket, Si Qian was still eating the bread that kind people had given her, trying to figure out what to do.

Pei Li: "What other skills do you have?"

Si Qian stopped chewing her bread, swallowed the dry bread in a few quick bites, and immediately clapped her hands: "I've got it!"

Half an hour later——

The wedding scene of an unknown couple.

"Who are you two...?"

The aunt at the same table pointed at Si Qian and Pei Li and asked in confusion.

Si Qian lied without batting an eye: "We are the children of the distant cousin of the bride's uncle, who lives next door to her family. We came to attend the wedding."

[Abbreviation: someone who came to freeload.]

[That's hilarious! When I was a kid, I used to crash meals at banquets, and when people asked which family I was from, I'd make that up too.]

With that kind of thick skin, Teacher Si will succeed at anything.

The male emcee walked onto the stage with a beaming smile: "Welcome everyone to the wedding of Mr. X and Ms. X..."

The two newlyweds slowly walked onto the stage under everyone's watchful eyes.

The emcee stood in the middle, beaming, and asked the audience, "Today is an auspicious day. The two of them are truly a perfect match. How would you rate the bride today?"

The bride's face darkened.

Then the emcee asked the groom, "If your mother and your wife fell into the water, who would you save first?"

The groom's face darkened as well.

MC: "Wouldn't everyone like to see the bride and groom kiss? Keep the applause going, keep the kissing going!"

The bride and groom's faces turned completely black.

Master of Ceremonies: "At this moment, a married daughter is like water spilled from a cup; let the bride see her parents one last time."

Si Qian, sitting in the audience, saw the bride clench her fists.

MC: "Are you willing to be the bride's little train, never derailing?"

The groom maintained a composed demeanor and forced a smile.

MC: "How many children does the bride want to have for the groom?"

Let alone the parties involved, Si Qian even suspected that the emcee was an enemy of the bride or groom who had come to sabotage the event.

Every single sentence hit my sore spot perfectly [crying emoji]

[The wedding company slaps you once, the emcee slaps you twice, and everyone else gets a full eighteen-stroke Dragon Subduing Palm.]

[I can guess the emcee's gender in zero seconds, why don't you try it?]

Just when Si Qian thought she could finally eat, the emcee started acting up again.

"Everyone, please don't touch your chopsticks yet!"

After saying this, the emcee picked up the script, played some tear-jerking music, and began to read with great emotion: "The two elders raised their child with great hardship, and today they have finally fulfilled their mission and duty..."

The bride on the stage began to take a deep breath, and the smile on her face disappeared.

The emcee, oblivious to the situation, smiled knowingly and asked, "Groom's father, do you think your daughter-in-law is prettier or your wife?"

[If you don't understand, is this a humiliating ritual of the Dark Lords?]

Getting married feels like a curse.

[After this whole ordeal, the newlyweds got divorced.]

I wouldn't even say something like that, even if I were deliberately trying to stir things up...

What kind of job is so good that you get paid while swearing at people?

【I'll say the same thing when my enemy gets married.】

Snapped!

The bride couldn't take it anymore and angrily took off her veil and slapped the male emcee.

"If you can't host, find someone else!"

Upon hearing this, Si Qian's eyes lit up.

This is exactly what we need to do!

In the blink of an eye, Pei Li turned his head and Si Qian, who was sitting next to him, was gone.

Looking up again, I saw a figure leap onto the stage and kick the emcee away.

Si Qian strode onto the stage and skillfully picked up the microphone.

Good afternoon, everyone! I'm your emcee for today!

Pei Li: "?"

When did you go up there?

Today, our bride and groom have ended their long-term love journey and entered the hall of marriage. Congratulations to the newlyweds!

Thunderous applause erupted from below. The bride nudged the still-unconscious groom, and the two breathed a sigh of relief.

[Why are you everywhere, teacher?]

[Great! It's the MC! We're saved!!]

[Teacher Strong earned his living through his own abilities.]

After the wedding, the bride gave Si Qian a large red envelope, which startled Si Qian, who waved her hands repeatedly, saying it was nothing and that she was just there to freeload.

When they left, the bride still insisted on giving them a 200 yuan red envelope as a token of her appreciation, and also packed up the leftover dishes from the wedding banquet for them.

Carrying large and small bags back home, at least dinner is taken care of now.

The living expenses should last another two or three days.

Just as I arrived home, Ji Mingxuan and Chi Ye came to visit.

"Teacher Si, I brought you milk tea!"

Ji Mingxuan eagerly handed Si Qian a milk tea from some unknown brand, then turned to look at Pei Li with a provocative look in his eyes.

His tone betrayed an undisguised schadenfreude: "Oh, I forgot there's another person here. Uncle Pei won't mind, will he?"

Uncle Pei...

That's really a super seniority.

Ji Mingxuan, who had originally wanted to see Pei Li break down, looked up and met a pair of teasing eyes.

Pei Li simply gave a light thumbs-up.

"Rich people!"

Ji Mingxuan: "?"

"I'm so envious of you, you still have money to buy milk tea, you rich guy!"

Ji Mingxuan: "?"

"Hey, our families are different, you can't compare."

Ji Mingxuan: "..."

"Your life, my dream!"

Ji Mingxuan: "..."

"So carefree, unlike me."

[This is the first time I've truly experienced the power of language.]

[President Pei always speaks with a subtle hint of sarcasm.]

[You've learned all those begging tricks from poor men?]

[It has that feel to it; every sentence seems familiar.]

Choking on his words, Ji Mingxuan saw the braised pork knuckle on the table and couldn't help but retort sarcastically, "Are you two living such a good life that you can eat so much pork knuckle between the two of you?"

"Is this what you call a better life?"

Upon hearing this, Pei Li merely lifted his eyelids indifferently and said, "Then you're really too low-class."

Ji Mingxuan: "?"

No, why is it different from what he expected?

Pei Li continued to press his face against the wall, shouting, "Low-quality goods."

Ji Mingxuan was so angry he was about to explode. (Image: Deathly smile)

"You guys eat lavish meals, while we can't even afford a proper meal and have to work part-time at a bubble tea shop. How can you compare?"

Ji Mingxuan suppressed the urge to roll his eyes and continued, "It's obvious there's no comparison."

Pei Li simply found it strange: "Then just don't think about it."

"?"

I acknowledge President Pei's offensive prowess.

[President Pei told you to spend less time with Teacher Strong in the future, lest she corrupt you (just kidding)]

[Since no one said it, I'll spread a rumor. Actually, the two of them kissed a lot in private, and President Pei got infected. [heart emoji]]