I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

"..."

Si Qian's words, "Are you fucking sick?" were still stuck in her throat when she saw a notification that she had received payment in her WeChat chat with Pei Li.

Oh, it's alright then.

Turning her head, she put on a fawning smile, a performance comparable to the face-changing act in Sichuan opera.

-

The next morning, Pei Li, who lived next door, came over and knocked on her door to call her down for breakfast.

Si Qian, exhausted as a dog, yawned several times as she got out of bed.

Like a walking corpse, I went downstairs and saw guests dressed in their finest attire and vegetable salads on the table.

Everyone here is a celebrity, and they all need to be on camera. They strive to be fair-skinned, young, and thin, and dieting is common. They eat all kinds of leafy greens as their staple food every day.

But Si Qian couldn't afford to; she would rather lose face than lose face with her own mouth.

Upon seeing a table full of vegetable leaves, his face immediately fell.

"I'm so tired. It feels like I'm being a cow in Xiao Ying's family. I'm never full, but I can't die either."

After the meal, the eight guests gathered inside the mall.

Viewers and fans in the live stream started flooding the chat with messages.

Naturally, Si Qian also attracted a group of stock market enthusiasts to support her.

Putting everything else aside, our Strong teacher is definitely the MVP of this season.

【A River and a Moonlit Mountain is just so incredibly sweet!】

[Today is Chinese New Year for fans of the "Midnight Snack CP"! The singing king and the cool girl are such a perfect match!]

Based on the remaining amount and happiness index rankings from last night, the highest-ranking group was none other than Si Qian and Pei Li.

Naturally, they also have priority in choosing today's items.

"Please use your remaining balance and happiness points to purchase today's task items."

As they spoke, a page resembling a game store appeared on a panel not far in front of the eight people, displaying various quest items with marked prices.

However, since there are no icons, everyone can only choose blindly based on the names.

When the props appeared, the group of people were completely dumbfounded.

Li Chuanze was the first to ask Director Zheng:

"What exactly is this Xuanyuan Treasure Box?"

Mu Weiyue also timidly raised her hand at this moment:

"What is the Giant Eagle that Creates the Sky?"

Si Qian glanced at it casually; there were many props on it, with all sorts of strange names.

It has all sorts of ingenious plans, Pangu's battle axe, and the power to reach the heavens.

These names are getting more and more outrageous. What on earth is this "Qi Chong Dou Niu" thing?

Director Zheng's track record suggests he's no good.

"The Xuanyuan Treasure Box requires 20 points of balance and 10 happiness points, why don't you just rob it?!"

Today, Liu Ye wore a tank top and hot pants with flat shoes, looking every bit the mature and beautiful woman.

Of course, she's a grumpy girl when she talks.

Lu Yao's group looked worried, their brows furrowed so deeply they were almost forming the character "川" (river).

"Oh no, it seems we don't have enough money left."

After some discussion, adhering to the principle that the more expensive the better, Si Qian and Pei Li decided to acquire the Xuanyuan Treasure Box.

The other three groups purchased the "Brilliant Strategy," "Soaring Qi to the Heavens," and "Pangu Battle Axe," respectively.

Director Wu announced today's game rules: "Please find the NPCs from the production team in this shopping mall, obtain clues through the tasks given by the NPCs, find the true owners of the props you have, and exchange them for the actual items."

As the mall's announcements began, the voices of the program crew came through—

"Mission countdown begins, three, two, one!"

"GO!"

As soon as the whistle blew, the four groups of guests began to dart around aimlessly in the shopping mall, which covered an area of ​​at least a thousand square meters.

Si Qian and Pei Li were the first to find the bar with the program team's logo on the basement level.

【What? Is this going to be a drinking contest?】

Putting everything else aside, as long as my teacher's reputation is intact, I will not allow anyone to disobey her!

Since Si Qian's identity was exposed, her reputation and public image have unexpectedly improved significantly.

I've made up my mind, I'm shipping this money-losing couple!

[Upstairs, you've got some nerve! Why don't you join our Yichuan Shanyue group? Our writers are incredibly prolific!]

Once you enter through the main entrance, the dance floor inside is a scene of utter chaos.

Pei Li was still focused on finding the NPCs when he turned around and saw Si Qian, who had taken over the DJ job, energetically spinning records. At the most exciting parts of the music, she even swayed her hips and waved her hands.

There was a burst of applause from the audience.

Si Qian even used her best skill to shout into the microphone, and her powerful voice, accompanied by a shrewish roar, burst into the microphone.

She stretched out her long finger, pointed at the people below the stage, and shouted hoarsely:

"Rivers return to rivers, and mountains return to mountains."

"My river belongs to my river, my stream belongs to my stream."

"Even heroes can't resist the charms of a beautiful woman!"

"I can't escape the allure of beauties late at night!"

As he spoke, he swayed his head and shook it to the rhythm of the music, like he was on drugs.

This wave is truly a Renaissance.

[My dear, even a seasoned professional like myself can't shout with that kind of energy unless they've been doing it for at least three years.]

[I was watching a live stream at a barbecue restaurant, and the owner's eyes welled up with tears. I asked him what was wrong, and he said he was feeling homesick from listening to folk songs. [crying]]

The moment he opened his mouth, his eyes hardened.

On stage, Si Qian was almost flying away with her flowery hands when Pei Li pulled her back.

"Stop shaking it, you'll catch a cold from being fanned!"

Si Qian then realized she was on a mission. She belatedly scratched her head sheepishly and explained:

"I used to DJ part-time, so I developed a conditioned reflex when I heard sounds."

Finding a seat at the bar, Pei Li waved his hand, signaling the waiter to bring the menu. After casually ordering a fruit wine, he asked Si Qian:

"What to drink?"

Si Qian leaned closer, looking curiously at the cup of heartbreaking lesson that cost 1680 yuan a cup.

"This one!"

After waiting a few minutes, the waiter brought the painful lesson and placed it in front of Si Qian.

Si Qian took a sip and immediately frowned:

"Isn't this just plain boiled water? You're selling it to me for 1680 yuan a cup!"

Waiter: "Tell me if it hurts or not, you paid 1680 for a lesson."

[Hahaha, this has certainly served as a lesson.]

[It seems Si Qian is about to become popular.]

[Can I sue someone for fraud if a cup costs 1680 yuan?]

Si Qian, belatedly realizing what had happened, clutched her heart.

Oh, I remember now, I'm heartless.

Pei Li was preoccupied with the mission, and after finishing his drink, he dragged Si Qian along to find the NPCs from the program.

Just as they stood up, a crowd suddenly surrounded them, completely blocking their path.

A row of tattooed men stood in a menacing line and blocked their way.

The atmosphere was tense for a moment.

Si Qian and Pei Li exchanged a glance, then spoke:

"May I ask who you gentlemen are?"

The eldest brothers at the front stepped forward with steady steps, announcing their names in turn with strong voices:

"My Wang family!"

"My Li family!"

"My Sun family!"

……

Si Qian then stepped forward, raising her right fist as if taking flight:

"I am Ultraman Tiga!"

Pei Li also blurted out the second half of the sentence:

"In Northeast China~"

[The tattooed man: Are they both crazy?!]

Ahhhhh, I, Ultraman Tiga, am in Northeast China~

On the Songhua River~