I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

After Si Qian transmigrated into a book, she killed her idiot boss who forced female employees to drink and sleep with her with a knife during a mental breakdown.

She transmigrated into the body of an unknown, obscure female celebrity in an old-fashioned romance novel featuring a domineering CEO, and became bound to a system.

LOL, she's still there.

The system orders Si Qian to redeem Pei Li, the sinister second male lead in the book, or else all her assets in this world will be wiped out.

That's incredibly vicious.

Si Qian glanced at her wallet.

Great, my WeChat balance is only 2.5 yuan.

Those who understood it cried.

Taking a deep breath, Si Qian swung a large bag at the system.

"What are you yelling for? You've ruined all our good fortune!"

This world is full of idiots, it's fucking insane!

[Host, please activate the mission: Win over the second male lead, Pei Li! Time limit: five years!]

"Let's wait a bit, he's not going to die anytime soon."

Si Qian gave a perfunctory reply and picked up the barefoot doctor's manual from home to study it.

And so, a year passed.

……

[Host, could you please try to seduce the second male lead? I want to go home.]

This time, the system's voice had a slightly ingratiating tone.

"Let's wait a bit longer, I'm a bit busy these days."

And so, another year has passed.

……

[Host, I can't leave if I don't complete the mission. Anyway, you don't like me, so let's finish the mission sooner so I can leave and you won't have to see me anymore, okay?]

This time, there was a hint of flattery and negotiation in his expression.

"Wait a minute, right away!"

And so, the third year passed.

……

Si Qian refused to cooperate with the system and kept delaying the mission in every way possible. She dragged it out for three whole years, and the mission still hasn't started.

She survived in this little world by exploiting bugs.

【Host--】

Si Qian swung a large bag at the system floating in the air.

"Shut up!"

Okay, dear~

Si Qian took out a white dress from the closet and changed into it. She also changed her curly hair into long, straight black hair before heading to her part-time job.

Sunlight streamed through the window, making the corpses rot and stink even more.

She may appear sunny, but she's actually quite gloomy.

Her sunshine is all fake, so she's a hypocrite.

After preparing her own remains and testament, Si Qian took a taxi to a manor in the suburbs.

Looking at the magnificently decorated manor, Si Qian couldn't help but drool from the corner of her eye.

She's worse off than a cockroach; at least cockroaches have girls screaming for them.

Two majestic lions guarded the entrance like kings of the mountains.

Si Qian couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "This is a good spot, just tie me up and put me here."

Is this your reason for being someone else's stand-in?

Si Qian frowned in displeasure upon hearing this and clicked her tongue.

"What stand-in? That's a really harsh way of putting it."

"That's a cosplay commission that pays me 80,000 a day!"

You bumpkin, do you even know what it means to keep up with the times?

Being the stand-in for the "white moonlight" in CEO romance novels is a popular profession.

Lots of money, few problems.

Aside from the domineering brother's sarcastic remarks, there's nothing wrong with it.

But he's insulting your character!

Si Qian's eyebrows furrowed; if you can't speak properly, then don't speak at all.

"That's entrepreneurs providing jobs for the people!"

These days, being a stunt double is a very popular profession!

If you do well, you can earn enough money in a year to last a lifetime.

【…】

As soon as she entered, a man dressed in a black suit, sitting on the sofa with an arrogant and cool demeanor, unceremoniously threw a contract in front of Si Qian.

He is none other than Li Chuanze, the male protagonist of this book.

Like other male protagonists in novels, Li Chuanze has a chiseled face, sharp eyes, a cold mouth, and sword-like eyebrows.

Anyone who didn't know better would think that domineering CEOs are mass-produced.

No, she wants to order a bowl of knife-cut noodles after get off work; she's a little hungry.

Last year, Li Chuanze found her, and the two signed a contract that stipulated that Si Qian would be his white moonlight heroine's substitute for that year.

And today, the contract has just expired.

In order to maintain her character and avoid being out of character, Si Qian practically copied the entire body of Mu Weiyue, the white moonlight of the domineering CEO.

She's a professional; she can perfectly replicate every word and action of Bai Yueguang.

Has her public persona crumbled?

Absolutely not!

Si Qian looked away from the contract and gave a professional fake smile: "So, are we renewing the contract?"

It's rare to see a boss who pays for all five social insurances and one housing fund these days, especially since she earns an annual salary of 30 million.

She really couldn't bear it.

Li Chuanze frowned almost imperceptibly:

"Wei Yue is going back to China. Know your place and don't covet things you shouldn't have."

Okay, this domineering CEO declaration is indeed very domineering.

Let's call him Wang Ba for now.

"Are you really not renewing the contract?"

Si Qian tried again.

"A woman like you isn't even worth a single hair on Wei Yue's head! You'd better get lost and leave Beijing."

Snapped!

Si Qian's expression changed as quickly as flipping through a book; she slapped a large bag across Li Chuanze's face, her voice rising considerably—

"If you're not going to continue, what are you yelling about? Are you Huanbi's sister, Jianbi?"

Her job is to be a stand-in, not a punching bag.

I didn't take action before because I was worried he would renew his contract, and I still needed to make money, so I endured it.

Now that the boss has fired her, she'll definitely have to pay back for all the humiliation she suffered this year.

Si Qian grabbed Li Chuanze by the collar and slapped his big face twice, left and right.

"Xiao Deng, today I'll show you why flowers are so red!"

With the contract expiring, Si Qian was like a mad dog released from its cage, freed from its confinement.

She was so frustrated by the meager earnings she was making.

First, she was bossed around by Li Chuanze every day, and then his lackeys took unflattering photos of her and posted them online under the guise of giving her exposure. As a result, she is still being called a homewrecker who covets other people's boyfriends.

She was dedicated enough to wait until the contract expired before taking action.

The system emitted a sharp, explosive sound in her mind.

Li Chuanze was slapped twice across the face by Si Qian, and his eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

"Are you crazy?!"

Si Qian turned around and delivered a clean and decisive roundhouse kick, aiming directly at Li Chuanze's chest.

Li Chuanze, who had just regained his footing, was caught off guard and was kicked to the ground by Si Qian, almost spitting out a mouthful of blood.

"Stop talking nonsense, I'm afraid you won't be able to handle the mess when you get old!"

No wonder the female lead ran so fast.

Working like a slave to a bunch of idiot men and still being exploited and nitpicked.

Not running would be the height of a madman.

After beating up Li Chuanze, Si Qian went out to her next part-time job location.

She's amazing, she survived another day.

I'm going home to open a bottle of AD calcium to celebrate.

In the taxi, Si Qian's phone kept vibrating.

There's no need to guess who called.

After hanging up the phone, I logged onto Weibo, which I hadn't used in a long time. Just one glance revealed a lot of disgusting content.

Ever since I became Li Chuanze's stand-in a year ago, good heavens, anyone who didn't know better would think I'd stirred up a rabid dog's den.

Li Chuanze's good friend, the top star Sheng Chi, publicly accused her of being a mistress who had taken her place in the family. Fu Xiao, the self-proclaimed king of the music scene, cursed her in front of the media for being shameless. Not to mention the fervent CP fans of Li Chuanze and Mu Weiyue, who shamelessly copied the sheep and hurled the most offensive insults at her, completely wiping out her online space.

Thanks to those two idiots who brought her traffic, she, a nobody who's barely even made it onto the trending topics list a few times.

Si Qian couldn't understand why these idiots were cursing at her.

It was Li Chuanze who found the stand-in; he himself was just a poor laborer.

Unable to win an argument with a heartless businessman, they turn around and attack her?

Indeed, the world is a giant Edinburgh.

Netizens say that Si Qian foolishly believed in her daughter her whole life.

The taxi driver turned around while waiting at a red light and saw Si Qian staring indignantly at his crotch in the back seat, muttering to himself:

"Why don't you grow it!?"

"Damn dick, why don't you grow longer!"

……

After casting the spell, Si Qian immediately went to her main account, aimed at the idiot's face, and unleashed her ultimate attack—

Si Qian V: [You two idiots are even more annoying than those Taobao splash screen ads for 618! @Sheng Chi V @Fu Xiao V]