The seven men were still at a disadvantage in their fight against Miss Mo when one of them suddenly leaped over from a distance and shouted, "Spare her life!" With that, he raised his hand and sent his sword, sheath and all, flying towards Miss Mo.

Miss Mo deftly bent down and dodged the sword, which flew towards Su Zinong.

With swift hands and eyes, Su Zinong slightly turned his body, reached out and grabbed the sheathed longsword. It was an antique red sword with many patterns carved on the sheath and hilt.

Su Zinong's sword was wrapped tightly in cloth, making it inconvenient to use. He was just worried about not having a sword when someone unexpectedly brought it to him. It was truly a stroke of luck! He quickly reached out and pulled it out with force. With a "fragrant" sound, the precious sword was drawn from its sheath, accompanied by a dragon's roar.

The man who arrived later was shocked and stood there dumbfounded for a long time before he came to his senses.

Su Zinong, wielding a sword, intensified his attack slightly. Although it was his first time using the sword, he found it surprisingly easy to handle and wield.

The man who arrived later joined in unarmed. He was highly skilled and subdued Miss Mo after nearly dozens of moves. He struck her pressure points, rendering her unable to move and causing her to collapse limply to the ground.

Su Zinong observed the man: he had an oval face, large eyes, fair skin, and a slender build. He wore a white robe trimmed with blue. He was remarkably handsome, with an extraordinary air about him, and carried a faint scent of bauhinia.

Su Zinong quickly sheathed his sword, tossed it forward to the young master, and praised it repeatedly as a fine sword.

The handsome young man took the longsword, glanced at it, and then asked, "May I ask your name? And where are you from?"

At this moment, many people on the street gathered around to watch the excitement.

Fearing that too many people would cause gossip, expose his identity, and lead to his pursuit, Su Zinong simply said that his surname was Su and then hurriedly left with Huang Chenghe.

"It's all your fault! What a terrible idea you came up with to disguise me as a pockmarked man! Even such a thirsty woman looks at me with disgust!" Huang Chenghe complained as he walked.

"Didn't I tell you? You can go back to your original appearance. We're running for our lives, understand? Running for our lives! If you pretend to be pockmarked, nobody will want to see you, and they won't notice your flaws!"

Su Zinong paused, then continued, "Besides, the makeup you did for me made my face swollen like a pig's head, a hundred times uglier than you, and you still have the nerve to complain about me?!"

Huang Chenghe chuckled and said, "Haha, brother, don't be angry. It's all for escaping. Disguised as a pig's head, no one will look at me a second time, making it even harder to spot the flaws!"

Using your own spear against your own shield is often the most effective method.

Su Zinong suggested leaving Menglong City as soon as possible to avoid lingering in the same place for too long, thus revealing any clues and being caught by the enemy.

“It’s fine if you want to leave,” Huang Chenghe said. “Let me scout out Tingyuxuan at Mo Mo’s residence tonight, and then we’ll leave tomorrow.”

“Alright, we might go out during the day, so let’s explore Tingyuxuan at night.” Su Zinong was also extremely curious about Mo Mo.

There are not many women who can be called extraordinary, let alone one who is known as one of the four most extraordinary women in the world, which makes her even more amazing.

"Won't people say we're bored and perverted for breaking into a woman's house in the middle of the night?" Huang Chenghe smiled, clearly aware of the situation.

“If we came all this way just to see women, that would be incredibly boring and perverted. But we're just passing through, and since we're already here, it's understandable that we might take a look.” Su Zinong adjusted the mask in his hand. Even if someone recognized him, at least they wouldn't know his true face, and no one would know who was the bored pervert.

"Oh, right, right, it's understandable if it's on the way." Huang Chenghe was so happy that he danced with joy.

 …

The night was bathed in a faint moonlight, but not much.

Su Zinong and Huang Chenghe dressed in black night clothes, covered their faces, and walked around Tingyuxuan.

Su Zinong pulled Huang Chenghe and pointed to the east wall: "The city wall here is relatively low and far from the neighbor's courtyard. It's deserted and sparsely populated. It's the best place to climb over the wall and enter the courtyard."

"The north is my feng shui position!" Huang Chenghe was referring to the north, but the wall there was actually the tallest.

Su Zinong strongly advocated advancing from the east, and the two argued endlessly. In the end, they decided to decide the outcome by rock-paper-scissors.

Su Zinong throws the hammer, Huang Chenghe throws a ball. Huang Chenghe wins!

"Best of three!" Su Zinong insisted.

Huang Chenghe was helpless and speechless.

In the second round, Su Zinong played a hammer, and Huang Chenghe played scissors.

In the third round, Su Zinong played scissors, and Huang Chenghe played pocket.

In the end, Su Zinong won.

It's really not easy, the east wall must be a good road!

The two climbed up the east wall and jumped down, but immediately sensed something was wrong when they landed!

There was a deep pit between their feet, and their buttocks were swollen from the fall! Then a large net descended from the sky, and Su Zinong and Huang Chenghe struggled like two big fish in the net, which tightened more and more. In the end, they had no choice but to give up and let themselves be.

At this moment, a group of burly men stepped forward. The leader, a dark-skinned and strong man, laughed and said, "How was it? How did it feel? You two are the 1068th and 1069th intruders in the past three years, uninvited guests! Men, throw them both out!"

They really did throw them; there was no exaggeration. The two of them, along with the net, leaped over the ten-foot-high wall, landing on their buttocks again. Their already red and swollen buttocks were now covered in large bumps on both sides, a painful sight that made them uneasy.

It's so embarrassing that I can't sit or lie flat for at least ten days!

What's even more awkward is that when it comes to applying the medicine, you can't reach it yourself, so you have to help each other wipe your bottoms every day.

This is truly the most embarrassing thing in the world.

"Mo Mo, I hate you!" Huang Chenghe shouted.

"Hey, stop arguing, stop arguing, aren't you embarrassed enough?" Su Zinong quickly covered his mouth.

"It's all your fault for making this a disgrace! You wouldn't go against the right wall, you had to go against the left! You clearly lost at rock-paper-scissors, but you wouldn't admit it and insisted on saying it was best of three! And now, you're saying it's a good path, a good path that will make your butt hurt!" Huang Chenghe gritted his teeth as he thought about it.

“Everyone plays rock-paper-scissors in a best-of-three format. You didn’t specify beforehand, so it’s just the usual way. Besides, how do you know there aren’t any traps on the other side of the north wall? The wall is even higher there. If you fall into the pit, you’ll be ashamed!” Su Zinong said leisurely.

“The easiest place is definitely the most dangerous place. It’s obviously a trap. How can you not see that? You said you’ve been in the underworld for six or seven years. I think you’ve been in it all for nothing. You’ve eaten all those meals for nothing!” Huang Chenghe kept complaining.

It wasn't that the two of them resented each other, but they were just incredibly bored. From day to night, they lay on the inn's bed. Except for going to the toilet, they didn't want to move at all; any movement would cause excruciating pain.

Moreover, it's better not to go to the outhouse, because going to the outhouse is excruciatingly painful. But you can't not go. The screams in the outhouse are so terrible that people who don't know the situation might think it's a murder. The pig-like screams can be heard for dozens of meters away.

This resulted in a significant and sharp decline in the inn's room occupancy rate.

The innkeeper arrived with four burly men, intending to throw the two men out of the inn.

Just as he was about to make his move, Huang Chenghe pulled out two hundred-tael silver notes and threw them on the ground.

The innkeeper picked up the silver note, his face initially stern with anger, but instantly his expression changed to a broad smile. He quickly comforted them, saying, "Gentlemen, you two are also injured, and I deeply sympathize with you. In the future, when you go to the outhouse, feel free to shout as loud as you can, until you feel happy and comfortable. I will not stop you! Sorry for the inconvenience."

He waved for the four thugs to leave, feeling inexplicably lighthearted. Even with the room full, it would take five or six days to earn that much silver.

Money truly can make the devil turn the millstone, and it can also increase people's tolerance ten thousandfold...

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