Su Zinong noticed someone was following his carriage with shifty eyes. On such a main road, it wouldn't be easy to shake off his pursuers, especially since he was traveling by carriage.

So the two of them discussed it and decided to head towards the bustling parts of the city.

Huang Chenghe quietly spoke to the coachman and handed him a large ingot of silver. He and Su Zinong then quietly got off the carriage and walked forward with the crowd.

The two thought that since their actions had been exposed, they should at least change their appearance again and present a completely different image.

After visiting several shops, he finally bought the necessary items for disguise. Just as he stepped out of the shop, he noticed five cultivators rushing towards him from behind.

Normally, if a cultivator is not moving, their cultivation level cannot be recognized at a glance. However, when they use movement techniques, their cultivation level can usually be detected.

Among these five cultivators, at least one is a six-star cultivator, two are five-star cultivators, and two are four-star cultivators. They seem to resemble the five people who brought the Bloodhounds earlier, but fortunately, no Bloodhounds were found.

Can't beat it, can't beat it at all.

"Run!" Huang Chenghe shouted, only to find that Su Zinong had already disappeared. "What a disloyal bastard!"

Huang Chenghe hurriedly followed the direction Su Zinong had gone, turned into an alley, and walked all the way to the outskirts of the city. Suddenly, a hand reached out from a farmhouse and pulled Huang Chenghe inside.

"It stinks!" Huang Chenghe exclaimed.

Upon closer inspection, he realized that in front of him was a large, fat pig with round eyes and a long nose, growling softly. It was right in front of him, its eyes locked with his, gazing at him tenderly. "Go away, I'm not your type."

It turned out that Su Zinong had pulled him in and gestured for him to keep quiet.

Sure enough, less than a quarter of an hour later, footsteps passed by the farmhouse. In an instant, they disappeared into the distance.

The two stayed in the pigsty for half an hour, but couldn't stand the stench, so they finally came out, panting and covered in the smell of pig manure.

"You really know how to pick a spot! Of all places to hide, you had to hide in the pigsty. Now look what you've done, you've become a real stinking man!" Huang Chenghe complained, looking left and right at his clothes covered in pig excrement.

"Alright, you're lucky to be alive, why are you still worrying about whether it smells or not?" Su Zinong comforted him.

"How could you run faster than a rabbit just now? You're so disloyal!" Huang Chenghe looked at Su Zinong, waiting for his explanation.

“I’ll go ahead and scout ahead for you. That’s how I found a place where we can escape the pursuit of the enemy experts,” Su Zinong said without changing his expression.

"That's not right. We both suffered the same serious injuries, but it seems your buttock injury is more severe than mine. Why are you running faster than me?" Huang Chenghe asked, puzzled.

“My cultivation level was originally higher than yours, so isn’t it natural that I can run faster than you? Besides, I started practicing my skills these past two nights, trying to repair the meridians around my buttocks. With my blood and qi flowing smoothly, my recovery is naturally faster than yours. Shouldn’t my weathered buttocks be stronger than your pampered buttocks?” Su Zinong said with a smile.

"So you're disloyal! You had a method but didn't tell me!" Huang Chenghe was even angrier.

"We just discovered it and don't know how effective it is yet, but it really worked today. Okay, don't be angry, be good! I'll teach you how to circulate your qi tonight. Come on, I'll treat you to a bath at the public bathhouse to wash away this pig smell." Su Zinong said generously.

"That's more like it." Huang Chenghe's anger turned into a smile.

The two returned to the city.

After walking for fifteen minutes, we found a large, garden-style public bathhouse.

The bathhouse covers a large area and looks like a big garden, filled with all kinds of flowers, plants and trees, and divided into many pools of different sizes.

"Wow! That's classy and shows sincerity," Huang Chenghe exclaimed.

“Of course, a bath here costs me a full twenty taels of silver. That would be enough for twenty or thirty baths in a regular bathhouse,” Su Zinong said with a smile.

"This reminds me of the prices and services on that island. If a bathhouse were to open on that island, it would cost at least two hundred taels of silver, and there would definitely be beautiful women serving you." Huang Chenghe drooled.

"Stop having such wild thoughts right now. Quickly stop those lewd ideas." Su Zinong quickly washed off the stench from his body.

"Seriously, do you like Qinghe?" Huang Chenghe asked tentatively.

"Not bad. You're not really trying to set me up, are you? It's only our first meeting!" Su Zinong seriously suspected that Huang Chenghe had career plans to become a matchmaker.

"I've always treated her like a younger sister, and there aren't many people in the world who are worthy of a woman like her, and you, Su Zinong, are one of them," Huang Chenghe said seriously.

"Honestly, did you take her to see goldfish when she was little?" Su Zinong couldn't help but worry.

"Absolutely not! Once upon a time, I was a very simple person..." Huang Chenghe said confidently.

Huang Chenghe poured water on himself for a while, then said, "She really treats me like a younger sister, but she's not my ideal type. The kind of woman I love is..."

Before he could finish speaking, a dog barked. Five people and a hunting dog burst into the bathhouse, chasing after him from the left.

At this moment, Su Zinong and Huang Chenghe had no time to return to the changing room. Suddenly, they had a bright idea and picked two large banana leaves from the side, one for each of them.

Later, realizing it wasn't enough, they picked two more leaves, two large leaves for each person, one in front and one behind to cover their vital parts, and hurriedly ran to the right and entered a large bathhouse.

But they found dozens of women inside, completely naked and screaming. It turned out to be a women's bathhouse!

The two hurriedly and awkwardly withdrew, fleeing north. Emerging from the bathhouse, they found themselves on a bustling main street, teeming with people. The crowd surrounded them, pointing, commenting, and laughing.

The two quickly lowered their heads and, like fish escaping a net, hurried to the end of the street, jumped into a house, took off two sets of coarse cloth clothes, put them on, and continued their escape.

"It's all your fault! Why did you have to take a bath? This is so embarrassing, so shameful!" Huang Chenghe complained as he ran.

"Didn't you say you smelled bad? Are you going to a brothel instead of a bathhouse? It's okay, we'll still disguise our faces, no one will recognize us. If you don't say anything and I don't say anything, only heaven and earth know, you know and I know, no one else will know." Su Zinong habitually comforted him.

"Others may not recognize me, but I have a shadow in my heart. Two grown men, completely naked, barged into a bathhouse with dozens of women and even walked down the street. Thinking about how unfortunate my fate has been, how cruel fate is! My lifelong reputation as Huang Chenghe has been ruined." Huang Chenghe kept shaking his head.

"When you get old and look back on this experience, you'll realize how colorful your life truly was," Su Zinong said with a smile.

"Colorful my foot! Your ass is all exposed. You're just taking a loss." Huang Chenghe said dismissively.

They hid and evaded each other like playing hide-and-seek until dark, when Su Zinong and Huang Chenghe returned to the bathhouse and retrieved their belongings.

"Where are we going now?" Huang Chenghe asked.

“Since there are four extraordinary women in the world, and we didn’t see one of them when we went to one of them, and since we’re going to be wandering around and running away anyway, we might as well go and see the other three extraordinary women and see if we have the chance to meet them.” Su Zinong rubbed his nose.

"Great idea! Great idea!" Huang Chenghe nodded repeatedly, like a chick pecking at rice...

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