The deflated cultivator refused to give up and vowed to turn the tables.
Chapter 104 Mo Mo
Mo Xiaohua burst into laughter and said, "I never imagined that the famous Su Zinong would secretly climb over a woman's wall!"
"So what if it is?" Su Zinong did not deny it.
"Can't you just knock properly?" Mo Xiaohua asked.
“I prefer climbing walls for exercise,” Su Zinong said. “It’s my personal hobby.”
"Is falling and getting your butt bruised a personal hobby?" Mo Xiaohua asked.
"Anyway, I don't care. Just don't let me catch Mo Mo. I heard she only has a four-star cultivation level. As long as my friend and I guard her house, we won't have trouble catching her." Su Zinong said, clenching his right fist.
"You make it sound nice, but can you really do it? Mo Mo is a woman of unparalleled beauty," Mo Xiaohua said.
"I think she must be an ugly monster, otherwise why would she be afraid to let anyone see her and instead set up so many vicious traps?" Su Zinong guessed. "Maybe she was born ugly and looks like a pig's head."
Seeing that Su Zinong's words were becoming increasingly outrageous, Mo Xiaohua grabbed his ear and said, "When did you find out?"
"What do you know? I don't know anything! Let me go, you wicked woman!" Su Zinong shouted. "Don't forget I'm your savior. There's a saying that if you're saved twice, you'll become my slave. I've already saved you four or five times..."
"You want to spank my butt until it's bruised and battered, and then you want me to be your slave? Humph!" Mo Xiaohua said angrily.
"Ah, you finally admit you're Mo Mo. Humph! You've been lying to me for so long, I haven't settled the score with you yet!" Su Zinong was also very excited.
"Is this why you're accusing me of lying to you?" Mo Mo said.
"Anyway, you've been lying to me the whole time, saying that Mo Xiaohua is obviously a fake name!" Su Zinong said angrily.
“I’m not lying to you. My original name was Mo Xiaohua, which was the name my parents gave me. Later, my master helped me change my name to Mo Mo. Mo Xiaohua is also my real name. How could I be lying to you?” Mo Mo said.
"You've been lying to me for a long time. When I asked you if you knew Mo Mo, you said you did! Why didn't you just say you were Mo Mo yourself?" Su Zinong spat and held his head high. He wasn't so easily fooled.
"Didn't I say I 'know her'? You need to hear the word 'know' clearly!" Mo Mo said. "If I asked you if you know Su Zinong, how would you answer?"
Su Zinong said loudly, "I would say that I know Su Zinong."
The two bickered as they walked north.
This girl has a sharp tongue, Su Zinong thought to himself. Whoever marries her in the future will suffer.
"Achoo!" Mo Mo sneezed, turned her head and glared at Su Zinong, saying, "You're talking bad about me behind my back again!"
"Huh? Is it really that miraculous?" Su Zinong exclaimed incredulously.
"By the way, how did you find out that I am me?" Mo Mo asked.
“Didn’t you say you caught another woman surnamed Mo harassing a young man in Dream Dragon City? There are two female cultivators with the surname Mo now. Since that one wasn’t Mo Mo, then you could be Mo Mo, and besides, your surname is Mo,” Su Zinong said.
“There are many people with the surname Mo in the world! There are over a thousand people with the surname Mo in Menglong City alone,” Mo Mo said.
"You're just trying to force me to say it. Someone as beautiful as you, who else could it be but Mo Mo?" Su Zinong said irritably.
"Oh, you guessed right, you really have a good eye," Mo Mo said with a smile.
"Are those strong men in your family talking about some numbered 1000? Is that true?" Su Zinong asked curiously.
"Oh, that's not really true, but it's definitely several hundred. I just deliberately exaggerated the number to scare those shameless bastards," Mo Mo said with a chuckle.
"Just a moment ago I was a discerning person, but in the blink of an eye I've become a shameless scoundrel." Su Zinong couldn't help but smile bitterly.
"You've done things with vision, and you've also done things without shame. Haven't you?" Mo Mo retorted.
"Yes, yes, I admit I'm shameless. What can you do to me?" Su Zinong readily admitted.
“You’ve already admitted to being shameless, what else can I do to you?” Mo Mo said.
"Did all four extraordinary women know each other and become friends?" Su Zinong wondered.
“Perhaps it’s because we share similar circumstances that it’s easier for us to understand each other when we talk. Lin Yixi and I have known each other for a long time and have become good friends, but we don’t know that witch very well. Because she belongs to the underworld, we don’t want to have too much contact with her,” Mo Mo said.
"And what about He Meimei?" Su Zinong broke through the sand table to get to the bottom of it.
“We’re not that close, just ordinary friends, she’s rather mysterious,” Mo Mo said. “Why are you asking so many questions? Why do you always want to gossip and find out about pretty women?”
“Because I’m shameless, I’m a bastard,” Su Zinong said, seemingly with pride.
Speechless all the way.
Mo Mo said she was going to Changshou City.
Su Zinong said, "Then let's go to Changshou City together." On the way, Su Zinong asked someone to send a message to Huang Chenghe in a large city, inviting him to meet in Changshou City in half a month. He said that Huang Chenghe could come if he had time, and that it was not a big deal.
Su Zinong's original intention was that since Huang Chenghe was so eager to meet the Four Extraordinary Women, and since he was going to Changshou City, he could take him to meet Lin Yixi and Mo Mo, who was beside him. Meeting two at once—wouldn't that make the kid ecstatic!
Half a month later, Su Zinong took Mo Mo directly to Lin Yixi's residence. Unexpectedly, they hadn't gone far from the residence when a carriage rushed towards Su Zinong.
Su Zinong was shocked and ran away, but the carriage couldn't catch up with him.
After running for several dozen feet, they suddenly heard someone lean out of the carriage and shout, "Brother Zinong, please wait!"
Turning my head, I saw Huang Chenghe.
Also present was Bai Shaoyi from Baiyangzhuang. Ironically, both Huang Chenghe and Bai Shaoyi had their left feet wrapped in gauze, emanating a strong smell of medicinal wine.
"What happened to you two? Did you get drunk and cause trouble and get thrown off a high-rise building?" Su Zinong laughed loudly.
"Sigh, don't even mention it, it's all because of that guy Bai Shaoyi!" Huang Chenghe sighed.
"How can you pin the blame on me? You're the one who led us astray!" Bai Shaoyi said, pointing at Huang Chenghe.
"You two are evenly matched, brothers in misfortune!" Su Zinong couldn't help but recall the time when he and Huang Chenghe went to investigate Mo Mo's mansion and Lin Yixi's mansion at night, and he injured his buttocks and head twice.
Thinking about it, he looked at Bai Shaoyi and then at Huang Chenghe and said, "You two didn't fall into a trap and get like this because you sneaked into Lin Yixi's residence at night, did you?" Su Zinong laughed heartily.
In an instant, both Huang Chenghe and Bai Shaoyi lowered their heads, looking dejected. Su Zinong knew he had guessed correctly just by looking at them.
"Why did you hurt your foot this time, instead of your head or buttocks?" Su Zinong asked, suppressing a laugh. "Do you have to try every kind of injury before you're satisfied?"
"It's because last time I fell on my butt on the east side and on my head on the north side, and I hadn't tried the west side before, so I went to try it out. As a result, as soon as I jumped down, the trap was set right there and I fell on my foot! Fortunately, my leg bone wasn't broken, I just twisted it," Huang Chenghe muttered.
Su Zinong laughed so hard he rolled on the ground, his stomach aching as if it had been turned into a gong and beaten for three days and three nights.
"I'm going to tell you something, but be prepared, and don't be shocked," Su Zinong said in a serious tone.
"Just tell me what it is! What could be so shocking about Bai Shaoyi and me?" Huang Chenghe said decisively.
Su Zinong said, "Just before your carriage rushed towards me, I came out of Lin Yixi's mansion, and I came out through the main gate. I even ate a meal there, and there is another extraordinary woman, Mo Mo, in the mansion now!"
Upon hearing this, Bai Shaoyi and Huang Chenghe nearly fainted...
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