If flowers bloom, youth will naturally follow.
Chapter 26 You may be ugly, but your dreams are truly beautiful.
Little Fatty pouted and said, feeling wronged, "But you all scold me, I feel like you don't like me anymore."
"Nonsense, I'm scolding you because I like you and I'm afraid you won't be able to adapt to society in the future, right? People always have to face reality, right? The fact is that you've become a girl and you have to slowly adapt to being a girl, right?" Ma Dongmei threw a bunch of "whethers" at you.
"Hmm," Little Fatty said in a muffled voice. Little Fatty was a man of pragmatism; he never made trouble for himself.
"Does your eldest son have a girl he likes?" Ma Dongmei asked.
"No," Xiao Pang said. He was studying at a school located overseas and had no opportunity to meet girls.
Do you like boys?
“…How could I like boys? Almost all the boys in my class have a grudge against me,” Little Fatty said.
Ma Dongmei silently lamented, wondering how she could have given birth to such a thing: "Well, that's good then. A girl must first and foremost be reserved and not get too close to boys. I'm being so strict with you for your own good. How can you get married if you act like this now that you're a girl? Right?"
"Hey, Mom, how about this? I won't have the surgery, I won't get married, and you can give me... um, ten yuan a day. I'll just eat a few packs of instant noodles and rent a few books, okay? My dad's meal is enough for me to live on for a month." Little Fatty's eyes lit up as he found the loophole: learning skills was for getting married, so why not just not get married?
It has to be said that Xiao Pang's thinking was quite ahead of its time; he conceived of the lifestyle that is popular today twenty years ago.
"Don't talk nonsense. Can your parents support you for a lifetime? Only if you marry a good man can they support you for a lifetime and provide you with enough to eat and read for the rest of your life, right?" Ma Dongmei suddenly realized that it was quite good for her good-for-nothing son to become a girl; otherwise, he would be a good-for-nothing for the rest of his life.
“I see you and my sister working every day, and you don’t rely on anyone to support you, humph,” the chubby boy muttered.
Ma Dongmei chuckled: "Don't talk nonsense! Who can live without doing any work? We women need to take care of the men's needs so that they can earn money for you to spend, don't you think?"
"Sigh, it's so hard to be a person," Little Fatty lamented. He couldn't bring himself to say something as ambitious as "I don't want to do logistics work, and I don't need others to earn money for me."
“Indeed, it’s hard to be a person, but it’s easier to be a girl,” Ma Dongmei sighed.
"Mom, do you think it's possible that I could marry a really good man who would let me not do any work and just read books?" Little Fatty asked in a very sly way.
“…Little Bao’er, you may not be pretty, but you have such beautiful dreams,” Xia Tian couldn’t help but complain.
"Don't talk nonsense. Xiao Bao'er is just too fat. He's not ugly at all. Look at him..." Ma Dongmei wanted to find some good points to comfort Xiao Bao'er, but she couldn't find a way to talk about his face. Even after losing weight to 160 pounds, he didn't seem to be getting any prettier.
She could only approach him from the chest, but fortunately, Xiao Bao'er's chest was bigger than ever before, bigger than an adult's for such a small child: "Look at his chest and butt, if Xiao Bao'er loses some weight, he'll have a better figure than a big star!"
The siblings were both speechless.
“By the way, little Bao’er, you can’t bind your chest anymore, or you’ll get sick, and you’ll die,” Ma Dongmei threatened. “I’ll find you one of my bras to wear in a bit.”
"Tian Tian, remember to buy some underwear for Xiao Bao at the village market sometime. Make sure it's good quality and fits well," Ma Dongmei carefully instructed.
The very advantage that Ma Dongmei managed to find in Xiao Pang was precisely the reason why Xiao Pang didn't want to go to school.
"I'll be laughed to death if I go to school," the chubby boy muttered, frowning. He couldn't help but shudder at the thought of his classmates finding out he had turned into a girl.
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