Big socks! Do you even understand how you kiss a villain?

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—Wealth Line—Appearance Line—Luck Line—

"My all-knowing netizens, how can I find a handsome, rich, doting, and muscular 188cm guy who loves me and spoils me, without going out, chatting privately, socializing, having no money, being impolite, or having no patience?"

Late at night, Zuo You, a night owl, rolled over and posted the following message on social media.

I thought it was too late for anyone to reply, but messages kept coming in one after another:

My dad is a domineering CEO: Just wait at home, wait for that 188cm tall, eight-pack abs handsome guy to break into your house, rob you, and fall in love with you.

Ruthless Iron Butt: Please remove the surveillance camera installed on me, or I will sue you for loan fraud!

Drunken Cherry: Mm, baby, you're amazing! Oh, by the way, look at your legs.

The ultimate meal-sharing solution: Give me your address, and I'll deliver a meal to you. You'll be so full you won't have any worries.

Zuo You stubbornly continued digging deeper, but netizens offered a chaotic mix of suggestions, and she couldn't find a single reliable answer.

"I must have lost my mind from eating too much good food, actually asking netizens for advice. They might not even know as much as I do." She had just finished complaining when her eyes lit up at the latest comment.

Innocent and naive: If you're still burning with desire at night, perhaps you need to read this article to calm your mind. The uncut version of "My Seven Senior and Junior Brothers' Unspeakable Three Days and Two Nights" is here in TXT format. No need to thank me too much. (Friendly reminder: You can download it using the extraction code, but please do not circulate it.)

Zuo You's fingers trembled with excitement as she clicked on the link with a reverent heart.

The green webpage neatly displays a row of: BL (Boys' Love) stories, NB (Non-Boys' Love) stories, 1VN (One vs. Many) stories...

Zuo You was overjoyed and quickly added it to the download queue with one click, letting out a villainous laugh:

"Hahaha~ Heaven has been kind to me, there's no cut, no ads, and no pop-ups! I have to study this carefully!"

It must be said that the author who wrote about Se Se is truly skilled. The vivid descriptions captivated Zuo You, making her completely immersed in the ocean of knowledge, oblivious to the passage of time.

……

"Ugh, I'm completely drained. I'm never staying up all night reading novels again..."

After staying up all night to finish reading three "works," Zuo You felt dizzy and lightheaded. She rubbed her head and her expression changed drastically. "Oh my god, what is this stuff?!"

It was sticky to the touch, and seemed a little bouncy. She could also vaguely hear some kind of sound.

Welcome to our "Adding to the Trouble" team! I'm your system, you can call me Brother Qiang.

A sentence suddenly popped into Zuo You's mind, startling her so much that she staggered, not even caring about the unidentified creature still twitching slightly above her head.

The electronic voice in my head sounded again: "Don't be afraid, you've read novels, right? You've read transmigration stories, right? I am—"

"You're the legendary transmigration system?!" Zuo You's eyes lit up as if she had seen a long-lost relative. "Oh my god, all my eating, drinking, playing, and sleeping all day hasn't been for nothing; I've really transmigrated into a book?"

After a two-second silence, Qiang Ge said, "You are currently in a novel called 'The Runaway Bride.' The female lead, Su Nuannuan, is incredibly lucky as the darling of the group. She always manages to turn adversity into safety and unexpectedly encounters a cold school heartthrob, a gentle school doctor, and a domineering CEO... She's on a winning streak, reaching the pinnacle of life."

[Brother Qiang, am I the most popular female lead?] The joy of transmigrating into the book was amplified, and Zuo You became visibly excited.

With so many handsome guys, doesn't that mean we can... hehe, after years of studying theory, can we finally put it into practice?!

It was worth the trip, just thinking about it makes me feel great!

Qiang Ge's lips twitched. "No, you're just cannon fodder. Any damage the female lead manages to avoid will randomly fall onto the cannon fodder group."

"Why don't we cannon fodder have human rights? I won't do it unless you give me something in return, like making me a heartthrob and giving me five million." Zuo You indignantly accused, while also stating her demands.

Qiang smiled slightly, "Honey, we don't recommend daydreaming here. You're in a state of near-death, so you have to do this task whether you like it or not."

If the system hadn't mentioned it, Zuo You would have forgotten that she seemed to be dead. Yeah, she died from staying up all night watching Se Se and getting so excited.

Of course, there will be plenty of rewards for doing a good job on the mission. As long as you complete the mission, you can not only return to your world with the wealth you accumulated in this world, but also give the original owner a new life.

Zuo You was somewhat skeptical: "Is it really that good? You're not kidding me, are you?"

Qiang Ge tried his best to keep smiling: [Don't worry, Youyou, China will not lie to the Chinese people!]

"So what is my task?" Zuo You proactively cued the process.

Qiang Ge nodded in satisfaction, his electronic voice becoming much lighter: "[The 'Block-Adding System' means, as the name suggests, that you should create obstacles for the female lead and add a little ripple to her overly smooth life.]"

Of course, you can't easily influence the female lead's fate, so your main task is to awaken the book's biggest villain—Shen Yan.

The villain?

Zuo You imagined a bewitching face in her mind, with slightly upturned eyes and a gaze that revealed three parts aloofness, four parts mockery, and five parts indifference.

He's definitely a yandere! He'll probably imprison her, right? He'll probably force himself on her, right? He'll probably choke the female lead and say "I love you," right?

Awesome! This yandere is so satisfying!!

Stop keeping me in suspense, Qiang Ge! Just one sentence from you, and you'll awaken my yandere villainous side!

Should I give up my first kiss after all these years...?

[Beep! Prohibited content! Prohibited content! Beep—]

The video abruptly cut off, and Zuo You, unaware of what was happening, stared dumbfounded at the mosaic that flashed through her mind.

A few minutes later, Qiang Ge, with a dark expression, connected again: "Please stop thinking about those lewd images. The Time and Space Bureau is strictly prohibiting pornography lately."

Huh? Zuo You was stunned. The Time-Space Bureau is so innocent?! She hadn't even thought about it yet!

System Qiang cleared his throat, his face serious: "[The villain Shen Yan is the only one who can rival the protagonist group, but he will abandon his evil ways because of the heroine's redemption, causing our army to lose a great general. Your mission is to stimulate his corruption. When his corruption value reaches 100, it will be time for you to return home with glory...]"

By the way, perhaps you should deal with someone first.

......

Late at night, Long Wenyue, with her legs crossed, sent a message in the group chat urging: "Post the video you took today in the group chat quickly."

A video that lasted more than ten minutes appeared in the group chat shortly afterward.

Long Wenyue lit a cigarette and lit the "results" of her group in the restroom a few hours earlier.

In the video, the girl's mouth is tightly sealed with black tape, several hands with beautifully manicured nails press her firmly against the wall, and a large bucket of yellow glue is poured over her head.

Her eyes were wide open, her pupils dark and bright, reflecting the camera in Long Wenyue's hand.

Her long, black hair was disheveled from the struggle, covered with various unidentified objects, and yellowish glue slowly dripped down, landing on her face—it was unclear whether it was tears or glue.

"Mmm... mmm..."

Please, I was wrong, I was wrong...

Seeing the fear and pleading in her eyes, the smiles of the surrounding women deepened, and a woman's voice rang out:

"Sister Long, look, this glue seems pretty sticky. Let me put something else on it and see!"

A hand flashed across the screen, and a black object appeared above the girl's head.

"Hahahaha~"

"You're really something, where did you get such a cute little mouse?"

"Look, doesn't her hair look like a helmet now, with little mice decorated on it?"

"It's a pity I didn't bring Tiantian along, otherwise I could have given her a scarf, hahaha..."

"A scarf that spits out its tongue? Hahaha, she'd probably roll her eyes in fright."

"She might be scared to death by now. How about we take off her pants and take a look?"

……

"Knock knock!" A crisp knock sounded on the door, but Long Wenyue was so engrossed in watching the video that she didn't even look up.

"Knock knock knock!" The knocking sounded again, slightly more urgent than before.

"Get out! Don't come tomorrow!" Long Wenyue naturally assumed that the person outside was the nanny, and angrily threw a water glass against the door, shattering it into pieces.

There was no answer from outside, but the knocking continued.