I'm speechless! You want me to drive a baby stroller on the highway to survive?
Chapter 63 The Neurotic Woman
"What exactly do you want by blocking my way?" Lu Youyou said coldly.
"Huh? Speak louder, sir, I can't hear you!"
"What are you doing here?"
"Hey bro, 10 food items at a time, wanna join?"
Lu Youyou: ……
I thought it was a job that required risking one's life, but it turned out to be a job that required selling one's poetry.
"If you're not coming, then get out of here!"
"That stingy guy won't even bring 10 pieces of food."
The curly-haired woman turned and left, the truck started up, and disappeared from Lu Youyou's sight.
"Neuropathy."
Lu Youyou spat at the spot where she disappeared, thinking, "There are all sorts of birds in a big forest."
She got into the RV, opened the 3D map and looked around, but couldn't find any trace of the truck within 200 meters.
Even so, Lu Youyou didn't drive immediately, and waited for half an hour before letting the navigation system drive.
Just a few dozen seconds after starting, there was a loud "whoosh!" and the RV suddenly tilted to one side.
Fortunately, things stabilized quickly.
"Wow wow wow!"
Little Black was startled and screamed wildly.
Suddenly, a familiar truck and a familiar curly-haired woman appeared on the otherwise empty road.
"You pretty boy, you're hard to spot. If it weren't for my invisibility card, I wouldn't have been able to catch you. Get out of the car!"
Lu Youyou clenched her fists. She wasn't going to get out of the car; who knew what might be waiting for her downstairs?
Thinking about recreating the nightmare, Lu Youyou retrieved the woman's painful memories and replayed them in her mind.
The woman under the car reacted quickly, screaming hysterically.
"Weren't you all dead?! Why are you back in front of me! I'll kill you all, I'll kill you all!"
"No! You're not my brother, and none of you are my parents! You're demons, you're devils!"
"Ah! I'm going to kill you all—"
The curly-haired woman slashed wildly at the air, her tears ruining her delicate makeup.
This is the time!
Lu Youyou got out of the car carrying a large machete and swung it at the woman's head.
Suddenly, the curly-haired woman changed her fragile demeanor and softly uttered a single word: "Stay still."
In that instant, Lu Youyou froze on the spot, only her eyeballs able to move.
"I never would have guessed, pretty boy. Someone as skinny as you could kill a nightmare monster and gain skills?"
The curly-haired woman tied Lu Youyou up with rope while scoffing disdainfully.
"You and Nightmare Monster are really arrogant. Don't you realize that after I killed those three scumbags, how could they still be the most terrifying nightmare in my heart?"
"Oh, I see. Does this skill automatically filter out memories with the greatest emotional fluctuations? I was only fifteen years old back then, so it's natural that I felt like the sky was falling when something like this happened, and my emotions were quite turbulent."
"What, you dare glare at me? I'll castrate all of you stinking men first!"
A fragrant breeze wafted to her nose first, and then Lu Youyou felt the woman pulling down her pants.
Her eyes were practically bulging out of their sockets, but she couldn't move them at all.
"Wang Wang Wang!"
As soon as Xiao Hei jumped out of the car, it was blocked by an invisible barrier. It barked wildly on the other side but could not move forward.
"Pretty boy, give up on that idea. Someone like you with a penis is born to be castrated!"
Pulling down her baggy shorts, the curly-haired woman stared at her flat, non-bulging underwear with some surprise: "It can't be this small, can it?"
The curly-haired woman stared blankly at her hands, muttering incredulously, "You are... a woman?"
"No, how could that be? I hurt a woman?"
After untying Lu Youyou, the curly-haired woman felt as if all her strength had been drained away.
Regardless of whether the ground was hot or dirty, he plopped down next to Lu Youyou.
One minute later, Lu Youyou was able to move.
He pulled up his pants, ready to kill this lunatic, but the woman rolled over and dodged.
"A high-level vehicle repair card, a mid-level panacea, let's call a ceasefire, I don't fight women."
The curly-haired woman wasn't just making empty promises. As she spoke, she threw a card and a small bottle on the ground, which landed right at Lu Youyou's feet.
Lu Youyou stared for three seconds.
[Advanced Repair Card: Regardless of the extent of damage your vehicle sustains, using this card will restore it to its original condition.]
[Intermediate All-Purpose Pill: Can restore severe fractures, colds, poisoning, etc. Note: It cannot regenerate severed limbs, but it can quickly stop bleeding and relieve pain.]
But Lu Youyou couldn't believe it.
Having been fooled by the curly-haired woman once, she was now a bit paranoid.
She was worried that the curly-haired woman might have some tricks up her sleeve that could influence her judgment in the virtual instruction manual.
As if she could read minds, the curly-haired woman said slowly and deliberately, "If you don't believe that virtual instruction manual, then use the watch to verify it. I've already said I don't fight with women, believe it or not is up to you."
Seeing that Lu Youyou still didn't move, the curly-haired woman pouted, "My name is Wang Qiao, what's yours? You're the only woman I've met on this journey, how about we travel together?"
"Oh, don't be so serious. We're all women. What could I possibly do to you? I just pulled down your pants. Haven't you ever been to a bathhouse before? Just think of me as a bathhouse attendant."
"Besides, I think you've seen me less than the bathhouse attendant has. The vehicle repair card is what I owe you for puncturing your tire, and the panacea pill is my apology gift. Please forgive me, okay?"
Lu Youyou put the two items into her backpack compartment, unsure how to talk to this neurotic woman.
It's obvious that Wang Qiao is mentally strong and cannot be harmed by the Nightmare skill.
As for using martial arts to beat Wang Qiao…
That's not feasible either.
Wang Qiao can freeze people in place; she just counted, and they were frozen for two minutes.
If I anger Wang Qiao, I'll be frozen in place and die in a second.
What other options are there...?
Lu Youyou's mind was racing.
The only useful thing was the blueprint for making paralysis bullets, but making paralysis bullets required venom, which she didn't have.
It seems like the only option left is to play it safe.
"Hey, what's your name?"
Lu Youyou then revealed her fake name: "My name is Ji Tian."
Wang Qiao narrowed his eyes, a half-smile playing on his lips: "I'll give you another chance. You definitely don't want me to freeze you and personally look at your personal panel."
"..."
Lu Youyou reluctantly replied, "Lu Youyou."
Wang Qiao was delighted: "So it's Youyou."
Lu Youyou didn't respond, but Wang Qiao tried to make conversation.
"Your parents must have high expectations for you, right? The road ahead is long and uncertain; you were born carrying your parents' hopes. Where are your parents? Have you been able to contact them?"
My parents died a long time ago.
"Oh, even in death, the fact that they loved you in life cannot be erased."
Lu Youyou knew, of course, that her parents loved her very much when they were alive, but she didn't want to reveal too much to Wang Qiao.
So he gave a perfunctory answer: "I don't know, my parents died early, I have no memory of them."
Did your parents name you?
"Ah."
"Then your parents must love you very much."
Wang Qiao was very persistent about whether her parents loved Lu Youyou, and kept repeating the same question.
He really does seem like a lunatic.
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