The Road to Becoming a Son-in-Law

The Road to Becoming a Son-in-Law

Fat Tiger in the Wind

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Chapter 1 Descending the Mountain to Get Married

"Chen Feng! I'm going to kill you!"

A roar echoed through the valley, causing it to tremble and scatter chickens and dogs.

A swift figure sped through the forest and disappeared into a house in no time.

"Old man, save me! My senior sister is going to kill me!"

Chen Feng shouted loudly, how could he have imagined that he would be discovered just for peeking at his senior sister taking a bath?

Inside the house, an old man was sitting on a bamboo chair eating a chicken leg, his hands glistening with oil. Hearing this, he didn't even look up and said, "You're asking for it, this old man doesn't care... unless you agree to come down the mountain and get married!"

Chen Feng was an orphan he had taken in since childhood. He had followed him in cultivation since he was a child and had learned all his true teachings. He never expected that Chen Feng would become a scourge on this mountain!

"Damn it! You old geezer, you dare threaten me? I've already said, I don't want anyone but Senior Sister Tie Dan in this lifetime!"

"Chen Feng! If you dare to flirt with me again, I'll kill you!"

Just then, a black shadow as big as an iron tower suddenly appeared in front of the two of them, and a hand bigger than a palm fan was about to land on Chen Feng's head.

Upon seeing this, the old man's lips twitched.

孽 孽!

This is truly a misfortune for our sect!

How blind must this guy be to stare at his burly, strong eldest disciple all day long and insist on marrying her?

"Get lost! The old man would never cheat you. My in-law is my sworn brother. He raised you all these years, and you can't even do this little thing right? Tiedan, just kill him!"

"do not want!"

Grass!

Chen Feng knew he couldn't escape this time. Although he was strong, he was still far inferior to his senior sister Situ Tiedan, who was born with superhuman strength. Now, his senior sister was in a fit of rage, and if she got really angry, she might slap him to death.

Left with no other choice, Chen Feng could only say, with a sense of frustration, "Old man, you're ruthless! I agree to go down the mountain and get married."

Upon hearing this, the lewd old man grinned broadly and with a flick of his sleeve, Situ Tiedan's large hand could no longer fall.

"Alright, alright, Tiedan, give your master some face, let him go this time, I'll expel him from the sect!"

"Damn it! Old man, you..."

"Shut up! If you want to live, get the hell out of here!"

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In Jiangnan City, the most prosperous metropolis in southern China, at the train station entrance, amidst a sea of ​​people, Chen Feng walked out of the crowd with a helpless expression.

This was his first time leaving the mountains, and in his daze, he couldn't quite understand this dazzling world. In fact, he still missed his senior sister.

"All the women in this city are like bean sprouts. My senior sister Tie Dan is the most exquisite woman in the world. It's a pity... alas, things don't always go as planned!"

Chen Feng was still sighing at this moment. In fact, he could count the number of women he had seen on his fingers since he was a child. Apart from the old lady left behind in the village at the foot of the mountain, there was his senior sister Situ Tiedan who lived with him in the mountains.

So this guy's worldview and aesthetic sense have long been distorted to who knows where.

"I wonder if my new bride, Mu Qianxue, will also disappoint me... Alas! It's a pity it was arranged by the old man, so I can't break off the engagement!"

Mu Qianxue is his fiancée. According to the old man, the Mu family is a truly wealthy family. If he marries... no! If he marries the eldest daughter of the Mu family, he will never have to worry about food and drink for the rest of his life.

The key issue is that Chen Feng doesn't care about money, he cares about physique!

If he were to spend his whole life with a woman whose figure isn't even up to par, wouldn't he break down? The old man hadn't even given him a picture or anything beforehand. With so many people at the train station, where was he supposed to find Mu Qianxue?

After thinking it over, Chen Feng suddenly had a flash of inspiration. He mustered all his strength and roared at the head of the crowd, "Mu Qianxue! Your man has arrived, come out and see me right now!"

Grass!

Upon hearing this, everyone around Chen Feng turned their attention to him. This guy was incredibly shameless and didn't care what others thought of him.

"Hey, young man, are you... confessing your love in public? But you've gone too far. Daring to say you're Miss Mu's man, you're asking for death."

"Haha, is this kid delusional? How could Mu Qianxue possibly know him!"

Seeing the group laughing heartily, Chen Feng was slightly taken aback and asked curiously, "What? You all know my wife? Tell her I'm here right now, or I'm leaving. Don't blame me if she can't get married then!"

"Haha! This is hilarious! Is this kid stupid? Mu Qianxue, the dream girl of every man in Jiangnan City, how could she not get married?"

"Yeah, stop dreaming. I was going to beat you up for blaspheming Mu Qianxue like that, but I don't bother with idiots. How could Mu Qianxue... Holy crap!"

The person who was speaking had only spoken halfway when he suddenly let out a scream. At that moment, a figure quickly walked towards them from the crowd.

The red dress shone like a blazing fire, a beauty that made all the men present beam with pride and all the women pale in comparison!

Most importantly, this woman is actually Mu Qianxue, the number one goddess in Jiangnan!

What's most surprising is that, although Mu Qianxue's pretty face was frosty at this moment, she actually walked towards the idiot who had just been shouting and yelling.

Could it be... that this guy really is Mu Qianxue's man?

How can it be!

At this moment, Mu Qianxue didn't care what the people around her thought; she just wanted to strangle Chen Feng! She had suddenly received a notice from her grandfather to come to the train station to pick up her so-called fiancé. Originally, she really resisted this, but her grandfather was the most important person in her life, and she simply couldn't refuse his request.

She had been hesitating in the car about whether to show up, but she didn't expect Chen Feng to immediately declare himself her man.

Bah! This country bumpkin, does he even deserve it?

However, no matter what, this was the fiancé chosen for her by her grandfather, so at this moment, Mu Qianxue still managed to suppress her anger and said to Chen Feng, "Chen Feng, right? I am Mu Qianxue, come with me."

She hated this guy to the core right now. If it weren't for him, would her grandfather have joked about his body to force her to marry him? If it weren't for him, how could she be standing here so shamefully, being treated like a joke by everyone!

That damn country bumpkin, just go die already.

In fact, Chen Feng and Mu Qianxue were thinking similar things at this moment: This woman... is so ugly! She's even more underdeveloped than those bean sprouts we just saw?

Marry this woman? I wouldn't do it even if you gave me a mountain of gold!

Upon hearing Mu Qianxue's words, Chen Feng immediately shook his head: "No need, I won't go with you, because of you..."

Looking at the passersby around him, and at Mu Qianxue who was about to explode, he said calmly, "Because you're just too ugly. Go home and reflect on your actions. Don't even think about a toad trying to eat swan meat..."

What the hell!

The passersby were even more astonished upon hearing this, their mouths agape as if they could swallow an egg.

This guy is too reckless! The number one goddess in Jiangnan, and you actually say she's too ugly?

And you even said that a toad wants to eat swan meat?

Damn! How has this guy with such a thick skin managed to survive until now?