Traveling to Ancient Times: My Space Contains Weapons

Holy crap, there's even a free service! But writing poetry? I'm just a delivery guy, how would I know anything about that?

So he said to the young lady next to him, "Miss, could you prepare some ink and brush for me? I need to go to the outhouse."

Chu Chen knew that there was a book section inside the shopping mall.

In the outhouse, Chu Chen slipped into the space, arrived at the book section, and found a collection of poems.

I copied one poem onto the palm of my hand, but just to be safe, I didn't copy it completely. Who the hell knows if there's another poem like it in the world?

"I can't write poetry, but I can at least praise you, right?" So he confidently returned to the dinner table.

The writing brush, ink, paper, and inkstone were already prepared on the table, but Chu Chen looked at the writing brush in front of him with a troubled expression.

I thought to myself, "So what if the handwriting is ugly? As long as the content is good, it's fine."

So, with a flourish of his pen, he wrote on the paper: "The courtesan is not human; she descended to the mortal realm amidst the spring breeze and dew. If I could gain her favor, I would surely ascend to the heavens and pluck her beauty from the sky."

Then, with a flourish of his pen, he shamelessly wrote the two characters "Chu Chen".

The servant carefully folded the poem that Chu Chen had copied, then hurried upstairs with it.

On the third floor, in a fragrant boudoir, Roy flipped through the poems with a bored expression.

Even worse, some who couldn't write poetry simply wrote: "I'll offer eight hundred taels for a long and in-depth conversation with the young lady."

"lecher........"

Roy muttered a curse under her breath.

She then turned to her maid and said, "It seems that tonight, I will be spending another night alone in my room."

“Miss, you are so beautiful. How could anyone without great talent be worthy of you?” the maid said to Roy.

Just then, the servant knocked on the door and said, "Miss Roy, there is another poem here."

Roy said without any interest, "Bring it in."

"The courtesan is not human; she descended to the mortal realm in the spring breeze and dew. If I could win her favor, I would surely ascend to the heavens and pluck her beauty from the sky."

"

Roy muttered to himself, and a joyful smile slowly spread across his face.

“Interesting, but his handwriting is too ugly. Besides, I’m not a fairy. Xiao Fang, go and call this young master named Chu Chen up here.” Roy then ordered.

"Ah, Miss, you've found your Mr. Right?" the maid asked incredulously.

"It's not even close to being settled yet, so just go ahead and call them."

Upon hearing this, the maidservant immediately ran downstairs.

The servant gently opened Chu Chen's door, and the maid Xiao Fang walked in and said softly, "May I ask if you are Young Master Chu Chen?"

Chu Chen was chatting away with several young ladies when suddenly an even prettier young lady ran over and called him.

He jumped to his feet: "Miss, did you call me?"

Xiao Fang sized up the man in front of her and the women beside him: they were pretty, but seemed...

"Young Master Chu, my young lady invites you!" Xiao Fang said immediately.

Chu Chen stared blankly at the woman in front of him. Could it be that the courtesan had taken a liking to him?

So he said to everyone, "Ladies, let's drink again next time. I'm off to pick up girls."

"Miss, picking up girls?" Xiao Fang looked at Chu Chen in front of her, completely bewildered by these strange new terms.

Follow Xiaofang to the third floor.

Chu Chen stared at Xiao Fang and asked, "Is your young lady that Miss Luo Yi?"

Xiao Fang rolled her eyes at him, thinking to herself: He knows the answer already. Are all men like this, staring at me like that?

So he said irritably, "You'll find out when you go in."

After saying that, he left without looking back.

Chu Chen was completely dumbfounded: What the hell did I do to offend you? Did you eat gunpowder?

So she knocked on the door: "Miss, Chu Chen is here."

"Young Master Chu, please come in!" came the immediate reply from inside.

Upon entering the room, Chu Chen smelled a faint fragrance that belonged to a girl.

Inside the room was a large red bed, covered with red quilts and hung with red gauze curtains, decorated like a bridal chamber.

A woman with a great figure sat in front of the dressing table next to him, her back to Chu Chen.

Chu Chen rubbed his hands together excitedly and walked towards the woman.

At this moment, the woman turned her head, and Chu Chen's eyes widened. He saw that this woman had a great figure and a face that could bring ruin to a country.

The woman bowed slightly to Chu Chen and said, "This humble woman is Luo Yi, and greets Young Master Chu."

This caught Chu Chen off guard, so he said, "Miss Luo, it's a pleasure to meet you. Please give me your guidance."

After saying that, he extended his hand.

"What kind of greeting is this?" Roy suddenly became interested in the man in front of him.

"Uh..." Chu Chen awkwardly withdrew his hand. Damn it, he still had the same personality as in his previous life. He wouldn't react like that when he met a beautiful woman.

Roy led him to the table and handed him a cup of tea.

"Your poem is truly original."

"This is just what I felt. Ever since I saw the lady's figure on stage, I've been completely captivated."

He took a sip of tea and continued, "And with your face that could bring ruin to a country... ugh... with your unparalleled beauty, you are so stunning that I am completely captivated and unable to extricate myself."

“Young Master Chu is quite direct, unlike those hypocritical so-called gentlemen,” Roy said with a light laugh.

"I don't know how to do that. All I know is that you're beautiful, and a graceful lady is sought after by gentlemen. I simply like you." Chu Chen said without any restraint.

“Young master is quite interesting. May I ask where you live and whether you hold any official rank?” Roy asked.

Holy crap, this is a blind date! They start by asking about my job and where I live.

So he replied, "I come from the countryside and have no official rank."

"Which village is the rural area?" Roy asked, puzzled.

I'll never use that word again. I'll tear my own mouth apart.

"Um, it's just a picturesque little village, miss. How much would it cost to have a more in-depth conversation with you?"

Chu Chen got straight to the point: he was there to spend money, and he had no time to waste on literary pursuits with her.

"In-depth exchange?" Roy felt that the man in front of him was using strange words.

Chu Chen looked helpless. "You don't even understand this? And you're out here doing business?"

So he turned to the manner of a scholar and asked, "How much silver can be deposited into the young lady's account?"

After saying that, he pointed to the big red bed.

Seeing Chu Chen's appearance, Luo Yi sighed softly in her heart: "Looks like another man who only lusts after my body. What can I do when I'm in this brothel?"

Chu Chen: Damn it, if I don't want your body, am I supposed to become sworn brothers with you?

"Then it depends on how much silver you have, young master," Roy said coldly.

Seeing her sudden change in expression, Chu Chen's heart pounded. Could this person be a girl?

So he quickly changed the subject: "Why don't you name a price, and I'll redeem you and make you my secretary?"

"What is a secretary?" Roy asked curiously.

"Um, a secretary is someone who follows me around and helps me with all sorts of things, big and small," Chu Chen explained.

Roy's face hardened. "That's just a maid."

But then, with a sly glint in his eyes, he asked, "Young master, are you willing to redeem me?"

"How much silver do you want to redeem yourself? If it's worth it, no problem," Chu Chen said nonchalantly.

For a beauty of this caliber, what's the big deal about buying one? At worst, she can just go to another city and buy a few more cups.

"Please ask my mother, Young Master Chu. I cannot make my own decisions about my freedom."

Roy thought that if this handsome young man could help him redeem himself, it would be a better outcome for him.

But is this person really willing to spend so much money to redeem himself?