The prince is fierce: Who dares to steal my woman?
Chapter 94 What's the car?
Liu Kun's voice echoed in the magnificent hall: "What crime has Xiao Jinyan been impeached for, my dear minister?"
Upon hearing this, Xue Wenyi's body trembled slightly, his voice filled with barely concealed grief and indignation: "Your Majesty, my subordinate general Jing Chen, following Your Majesty's decree, conducted a thorough search at the gates of Jiankang City, determined to uncover any hidden traitors and safeguard the peace of our dynasty. Unexpectedly, Xiao Jinyan's carriage passed by the city gates, and General Jing Chen, acting in accordance with the law, stepped forward to inspect the carriage. However, Xiao Jinyan not only refused to cooperate but also drew his sword and cruelly murdered General Jing Chen."
Upon hearing this, Liu Kun's face flashed with disbelief, and his voice unconsciously rose a few decibels: "What? Such a thing is true?!"
Xue Wenyi said righteously, "Your Majesty, this matter is absolutely true. Xiao Jin's actions are undoubtedly disobeying the imperial decree, showing no regard for imperial authority, and are an act of treason. There must be some unspeakable secret in his carriage, perhaps it is the hiding place of the rebels. Otherwise, why would he be so guilty, refusing to accept inspection, and even going so far as to kill someone? This is a desperate act. I beg Your Majesty to investigate thoroughly and punish him severely to restore order to the court."
Just then, Wei Wuji stepped forward and said solemnly, "Yes, Your Majesty! Xiao Jin's actions are truly treasonous. If there was nothing fishy going on in his carriage, why would he be so flustered? Such behavior clearly shows that he has a guilty conscience. I implore Your Majesty not to tolerate evil, lest you raise a tiger that will become a threat and endanger the safety of the nation."
Liu Kun sat upright on the dragon throne, his eyes filled with majesty, staring intently at Xiao Jinyan, and said sternly, "Xiao Jinyan, I ask you, did you kill Jing Chen?"
Xiao Jinyan raised his head, his gaze firm, and said frankly, "That's right, it was I who killed this dog."
Upon hearing this, Liu Kun slammed his hand on the armrest of the dragon throne, his eyes wide with rage, and shouted, "What? Xiao Jinyan, you are truly heartless and treacherous! Do you know that Jing Chen is my trusted minister? How dare you take his life without my permission!"
Xiao Jinyan took a deep breath and said, "Your Majesty, please hear what I have to say."
Liu Kunqiang suppressed his anger, stared intently at Xiao Jinyan, and said coldly, "Xiao Jinyan, what else do you have to say?"
Xiao Jinyan closed his eyes slightly, the scene from that day flashing through his mind. When he opened his eyes again, they were clear: "Your Majesty, that day I took my beloved concubine to the outskirts of the city for a spring outing. I intended to find a quiet place for some intimate moments in the carriage, but unexpectedly we encountered Jing Chen. He used the pretext of investigating traitors to obstruct me in every way, his words were laced with veiled insults, and he did everything he could to humiliate me. What's even more despicable is that he stared at my concubine with a lewd look in his eyes, as if he intended to make a suggestive move. I was so enraged that I accidentally killed him."
When the topic of car sex came up, Xiao Jinyan deliberately raised her voice to pique Liu Kun's interest.
In fact, Liu Kun was not interested in the details of the matter at all. Anyway, Xiao Jinyan killed Jing Chen, and he and Xue Wenyi each had their own version of the truth.
Instead, when he heard Xiao Jinyan mention a novel term, he asked with a hint of curiosity and amusement, "Xiao Jinyan, what exactly is this 'car sex' you just mentioned?"
Xiao Jinyan smiled slightly, a hint of slyness in his smile: "Your Majesty, the pleasure of carriage sex is beyond words. In short, it is about sharing the joys of lovemaking with your beloved inside a speeding carriage."
Upon hearing this, Liu Kun raised an eyebrow, a hint of surprise and interest flashing in his eyes. He pressed on with great interest, "Oh? Instead of making love in the warm and comfortable bed, you're doing it on a bumpy carriage? Minister Xiao, what is the reason for this? Is the bed at home not enough to satisfy your needs?"
Xiao Jinyan's lips curled into a meaningful smile: "Your Majesty may not know, but this carriage, though small and enclosed, has its own unique features. Imagine, within this small space, our breaths mingle, and our moans and groans echo within, as if whispering in each other's ears, stimulating our senses. How can this be compared to ordinary places? In addition, when we move a lot, the carriage sways up and down in rhythm with our movements, perfectly matching our actions. Every sway is the ultimate provocation to our senses."
He paused, then continued, "Moreover, the countryside is a vibrant tapestry of blooming flowers and lush greenery. Embraced by this natural beauty, with birdsong and insect chirps all around, and the delicate fragrance of flowers and the scent of grass filling the air, one's body and mind become one with this lively world. In this setting, sexual intercourse is not merely a pursuit of physical pleasure, but a wonderful experience of harmonious coexistence with nature, the beauty of which is truly indescribable."
Upon hearing this, Liu Kun burst into laughter, his laughter tinged with admiration and envy: "Haha, Minister Xiao, your idea of 'car sex' is truly ingenious and ingenious! It's absolutely wonderful. Not only have you achieved great success in both civil and military affairs, but you've even come up with new tricks in matters of the heart. I am truly impressed. You are indeed a remarkable person!"
Seeing Liu Kun's beaming face, seemingly indicating his intention to forgive Xiao Jinyan, Wei Wuji's heart pounded with anxiety. He knew that if Xiao Jinyan escaped this time, he might become like a wild horse, impossible to restrain.
So he hurriedly stepped forward and said solemnly, "Your Majesty, Xiao Jinyan is not only suspected of harboring traitors, but he is also incredibly audacious, arbitrarily executing court generals. If such evil deeds are not severely punished, how can we restore order and reassure the people? Your Majesty, please think it over!"
Beside him, Xue Wenyi hurriedly chimed in: "Yes, Your Majesty! If Xiao Jinyan can get away with it today for killing a court general and disobeying imperial orders, then tomorrow, wouldn't everyone in our Great Song Dynasty be able to act recklessly, the country would cease to be a country, and the law would cease to be a law? Such consequences would be a great calamity for the nation!"
Upon hearing this, Liu Kun frowned, seemingly weighing something in his mind.
After a moment, he said in a deep voice, "Xiao Jinyan is indeed guilty and should not be let off lightly."
Having said that, he slammed his hand on the armrest of the dragon throne, the sound echoing throughout the hall, "Guards!"
At this command, a rapid and orderly sound of footsteps immediately filled the hall, like dark clouds pressing down. Two squads of soldiers clad in iron armor, wielding long spears, entered the hall with firm steps and expressionless faces, creating a tense and oppressive atmosphere.
At this critical moment, Xiao Jinyan shouted, "Your Majesty, wait!"
Instantly, everyone's eyes in the hall focused on Xiao Jinyan, and even the soldiers who were about to step forward to carry out the orders stopped in their tracks, waiting for what was to come.
Liu Kun stared intently at Xiao Jinyan, his gaze sharp, and said sternly, "Xiao Jinyan, what else do you have to say?"
Xiao Jinyan raised his head, his gaze resolute: "Does Your Majesty still remember the day of the palace coup? If it weren't for my desperate struggle, my scheme to capture the traitor Han Xiu, seize his military power, and turn the tide, Your Majesty would probably be on the verge of death. How could you have ascended to the throne today?"
Upon hearing this, Liu Kun's eyes dimmed slightly, as if touched by that harrowing memory. He spoke slowly, his tone becoming much gentler: "I... naturally remember."
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