Genshin Impact: Dionysus reigns supreme, all demons retreat!

Xu Ning was woken up by a dog chewing on him.

I vaguely remember being drunk last night.

I don't know if I got home or not, but I was chewed up by a dog before I even woke up, which is really outrageous.

Xu Ning glanced at the dog that was biting his calf, and without getting up, kicked the dog in the face.

The dog whimpered and took several steps back.

However, the dog was probably very hungry, as it was still hesitating in place, trying to come closer again.

Xu Ning sat up, grabbed a handful of pebbles from the damp ground beside him and scattered them. The dog then turned and disappeared into a clump of weeds.

Xu Ning wiped his hands on his pants before he had a chance to examine his surroundings.

Is this... the middle of nowhere? By a river? On a beach?

Am I being held hostage? I need to call the police!

Xu Ning reached into his coat and said, "Where's my phone?"

Huh? Where's my inner pocket?

Huh? Why aren't you wearing anything underneath?

Huh? A tiny little brother?

Xu Ning jumped up and looked him over from head to toe.

I felt like I had reverted to being eight or nine years old.

I'm transmigrated! I'm definitely transmigrated!

"bite!……"

Xu Ning tilted his head back and provided a voiceover, waiting for the system or cheat code to speak.

Silence for a long time; the dubbing was a complete waste of time!

"You want me dead? You dumped me in this godforsaken place and didn't give me anything?"

Xu Ning muttered angrily under his breath and spat on the beach.

"Without a cheat code, there is no security guarantee."

Xu Ning stroked his chin thoughtfully, "We must figure out where we are, and find a long-term meal ticket to ensure our survival before we can talk about the future."

"Also, I don't know if there are any dangers in this place. It would be best to find a handy weapon."

Xu Ning looked around and suddenly saw something familiar.

The blue bottle with the red label is clearly the same bottle from last night's dinner table.

Xu Ning pulled the wine bottle out of the sand; the cork was intact.

I shook it, and there was still at least half a bottle left.

Xu Ning murmured, "Liquor is the essence of grain. If you're starving, this stuff can save your life."

Suddenly, a timid little girl's voice came from behind.

"Um... are you alright?"

Upon hearing voices, Xu Ning was overjoyed and quickly turned around.

Before my eyes was a dirty, short-haired little girl with black hair and red eyes, wearing a traditional Chinese jacket, which looked quite similar to my own attire.

But the most crucial thing is that Mandarin accent, which makes effective communication incredibly blissful!

"Little sister, are you a local? Where is this place?"

The little girl shook her head.

"I've been wandering in the wilderness for a long time. I just arrived here and don't even know where I am..."

Xu Ning was filled with disappointment, but the little girl's next words suddenly rang in his ears like a thunderclap.

"...However, Liyue is so big, there are probably many, many unnamed places, and maybe this place doesn't even have a name."

Liyue?

Xu Ning swore that he had grown up and shrunk back to this size, and had only ever seen the name "Liyue" in one place.

The world of Genshin Impact!

So I've been transported to Liyue!

Liyue is great! It seamlessly connects with my hometown's culture, has lots of delicious food, and most importantly, lots of great thighs.

"The Big Dipper's blade, Ningguang's money, and Keqing's offal are endless."

Gan Yu's milk, Xiang Ling's vegetables, and Qi Qi's softest calves.

Xin Yan's rock music, Yun Jin's drama, and Hu Tao's coffin, a sleep that lasts for ten thousand years.

I search for Yelan in the nights I miss you.

Even that couldn't withstand Shen He's "kind advice."

The further they stray from the path of punishment, the more final the interpretation becomes.

Beautiful figures flashed through his mind, and Xu Ning couldn't help but chuckle.

This laugh startled the little girl.

I think I just heard this person say something like "I'm starving to death," but they must have been hallucinating from hunger!

The little girl couldn't help but touch her pocket, but then put her hand down.

"Um, I'm sorry, I thought you were dead just now, so I didn't dare to go over, and you got bitten by the dog..."

Xu Ning, whose reverie was interrupted by the little girl's apology, smiled broadly.

"Why are you apologizing? You should blame myself for sleeping there."

Xu Ning couldn't remember how people from Liyue greet each other, so he simply clasped his hands in a fist salute, following the custom of his hometown.

"You're the first person I've ever met in this world. Let's be friends! My name is Xu Ning, what's yours?"

The first person I met? Was he also a homeless person?

That doesn't mean you haven't seen a single person. Are you talking nonsense because you're starving?

Despite her doubts, the little girl saw Xu Ning bowing solemnly and quickly imitated him by clasping her hands in a fist salute, though she still managed to clasp them backwards.

"Hello, my name is Beidou!"

Upon hearing this name, Xu Ning felt a sudden shock in his head, accompanied by tinnitus and dizziness.

He asked with difficulty, "You said... your name is Bei... Dou? Which... Bei Dou?"

The little girl had no idea how much of an impact her name would have on Xu Ning at this moment.

Pointing her little hand to the sky, she said, "It's that...the star in the sky..."

Xu Ning covered her face with one hand and used the other to stop the little girl.

"I know this one, let me catch my breath first..."

Xu Ning rubbed his throbbing temples; this was a huge mess.

Given how old Liyue is, is it possible for people to share the same name?

What a coincidence that two people share the same name!

The little girl named Beidou, wandering the wilderness, the background matches perfectly!

Moreover, BeiDou is so young, so Ningguang is undoubtedly just as young.

Where is Xiangling? Has her little sister been born yet?

The thighs I was hoping for have turned into delicate little arms and legs!

The harsh reality left Xu Ning in a daze. Staring at Beidou in front of him, he murmured, "Since you're like this, Big Sister, Ningguang, the rich lady, is probably not much better off than you. I guess I can't rely on her anymore. What should I do?"

Beidou Little Lolita: ? Big Sister? I'm the big sister??

Who is that rich woman? Who is he trying to curry favor with?

They must be starving!

However, she can't be called "Big Sister" for nothing!

Beidou Little Girl gritted her teeth and took out something she had been hiding in her little pocket.

"You must be starving."

"This is a rice cake given to me by a kind merchant on the road. He only gave me two. I was so hungry that I ate one, and this is the only one left."

"Here...here you eat."

Xu Ning was so busy sulking with the heavens that he only realized how hungry he was after Beidou Little Loli reminded him.

It seems the food and drinks I ate last night didn't come into this body.

However, when Xu Ning looked down and saw the rice dumplings in Beidou Little Lolita's palm, he suddenly didn't feel so hungry anymore.

What kind of strange food is this?

Is this the rice cake I remember, made with rice and horsehair flour, labeled "soft and chewy," with the unique aroma of whole grains, that warms the body and soul?

This is clearly a dark, solid lump of dough!

Xu Ning squeezed the wine bottle in his hand, coughed lightly, and said apologetically, "Um, little sister Beidou, you should keep this rice cake for yourself..."

Before Xu Ning could finish speaking, the little girl from Beidou showed no joy on her face.

A dark shadow suddenly leaped up from the bushes and whooshed between the two.

The little girl from Beidou cried out in surprise, "My rice bowl!"

Xu Ning turned his head and saw that it was the same dog that had been gnawing on his calf earlier, with the black rice cake in Beidou's palm in its mouth.

Xu Ning turned to look at the little girl from Beidou. The little girl's right hand had been cut open by a canine tooth.

Fresh blood flowed out.

Xu Ning hurriedly unscrewed the bottle in his hand, grabbed Beidou Little Lolita's hand, and poured some onto the wound.

"Getting bitten by a dog is no good. Bear the pain, I'll disinfect it for you."

Xu Ning felt that the tears in his heart were more than the wine in his hand.

It's confirmed, she's definitely the boss!

The little girl from Beidou slapped Xu Ning's hand away and yelled, "What disinfection! My Miwowo!"

Beidou Little Loli roared and turned to charge at the big dog.