I travel back and forth between ancient and modern times, hoarding goods to raise my grandchildren a
Chapter 42: Gone Mad Again, Mission Failed, Drinking Human Blood
"Waaah, let me go! I don't want you to hug me! You're a bad person!"
"Fourth Brother, save me! Quickly hit her with your bicycle!"
Yu Wanwan quickened her pace to catch up.
The moment she saw Madam Yu grabbing the fifth son, she immediately had an idea.
She tousled her hair, obscuring most of her face, and her clothes were in a mess.
He rushed back inside the gate, grabbed a stick as thick as a baby's arm, and charged at Madam Yu like a madwoman, yelling, "Hit her, hit her, hit her! Steal her food! Hit her, hit her, hit her to death!"
The fourth brother, with his sharp eyes, took advantage of the chaos to pull the fifth brother away.
At the same time, he looked utterly desperate.
Oh no, oh no, Grandma's gone mad again.
"crack" "crack"
Yu Wanwan's stick struck without any pattern, hitting Madam Yu again and again.
Wherever Madam Yu hid, she chased after her and continued to beat her.
"Fight, fight, fight! Kill them!"
She kept repeating the same sentence.
Crazy.
"Yu Wanwan, stop, stop! I'm your mother! Stop it! Quick, quick, everyone, pull her away!"
Mrs. Yu felt like she was about to be beaten to death.
Yu Wanwan has gone even crazier than before.
"Fight, fight, fight! Kill them!"
The stick struck Madam Yu repeatedly.
Gradually, Madam Yu could no longer even speak in complete sentences.
"Stop...stop...stop..."
Yu Wanwan seemed not to listen to her.
They fought even more frantically.
The boss and his men didn't dare to get close at all.
Yu Wanwan secretly glanced at Madam Yu through her hair.
Oops, I hit too hard by accident.
If we keep fighting, it looks like we might kill someone.
Her eyes darted around, and she picked up a stick and slammed it into the ground.
He was panting heavily, as if he was taking a break after hitting someone.
Upon seeing this, Madam Yu quickly reached out to the nanny, who helped her leave the General's Mansion without looking back.
She must be starving.
That's why he thought of asking Yu Wanwan, that crazy woman, for food.
After Madam Yu and her servants helped each other walk a long way, the eldest brother and his men still dared not approach Yu Wanwan.
"Brother, what should we do? Grandmother has gone mad again. Can the gods cure her?"
"After Grandma goes mad, will we be without food again, just like before?"
"Grandma can't hit Great-Grandma, will she come and hit us later?"
"Brother, is it too late for us to escape now?"
"Grandpa, did Grandma used to hit people like this?"
When the child panics, he instinctively tries to hide behind his elders.
So the group of kids, while talking, hid behind Yu Chengcheng.
Yu Chengcheng looked at Yu Wanwan with a puzzled expression.
Something just doesn't feel right.
Yu Wanwan kept staring in the direction where Madam Yu and the others had fled until she could no longer see anything. Then, she triumphantly tossed the stick aside.
I straightened my clothes.
She then took off all the hair accessories and casually tied her hair into a low bun.
Yu Chengcheng finally realized that something was wrong.
My sister wasn't this crazy when she used to have craziness.
This means that the older sister is definitely not crazy.
My sister did it on purpose.
When he saw Yu Wanwan's expression, he became certain of his guess.
I immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
Thankfully, this incredibly kind and gentle older sister is still here.
"Children, let's go."
Before the fourth son could react, he grabbed Yu Chengcheng's clothes and hid behind her, peeking out: "Grandmother, are you better now? Will you go crazy again later? Can you promise me that you won't hit me when you go crazy again?"
"If you're going crazy and want to hit someone, why don't you hit your second brother? He's been eating the most lately, getting the fattest, and he's the most resilient."
Second child? ??
"Big brother, I'm not actually blood-related with the fourth brother, right?"
The eldest brother gave him a sympathetic look but said nothing.
Yu Wanwan was both amused and exasperated: "You really are your second brother's good younger brother."
The fourth son thought Yu Wanwan was praising him and smiled smugly: "Then, Grandmother, did you agree to my request?"
Yu Wanwan: "Fine, if I go crazy again, I'll be the first to hit you."
Fourth brother? ??
Xu Huai'an patted his dejected face: "Your grandmother was just faking it. She's not crazy."
The fourth brother expressed his doubts: "I've seen that madman in Nanshi, but he's not as mad as my grandmother."
"Besides, who would pretend to be crazy for no reason? Pretending to be crazy would only make people laugh at you."
Xu Huai'an glanced at the stick that Yu Wanwan had just thrown to the ground and said, "But a madman can hit people at will. Even if he hits his own parents, no one will blame him because he is a madman, unreasonable and irrational."
"I wish I were crazy too."
Xu Huai'an recalled the years he spent at home.
If he were also crazy, no one could bully him and his mother.
The fourth brother suddenly realized.
"I understand. From now on, if I encounter someone I want to hit, I'll go crazy too."
Yu Wanwan listened to their conversation and glanced at Xu Huai'an again.
No wonder he's the person the fourth brother always talks about.
I could see right through her act of feigning madness.
This was also the first time she had pretended to be crazy, and she had to admit, it was really fun.
This was the first time she truly understood the saying, "Instead of wasting your own time, go crazy and hurt others."
Going crazy when things get tough is incredibly satisfying and effective.
……
"Where's the food?"
As soon as the Minister of Rites saw Madam Yu return, he immediately asked her questions.
Ever since he learned that Yu Wanwan had food, he looked down on the millet porridge at home.
All he wanted was to eat a bowl of fragrant white rice right away.
After asking the question, he noticed the injury on Madam Yu's face.
What happened to the injury on your face?
"Hiss..." Madam Yu gritted her teeth in pain and had the nanny help her sit up carefully on the bed before answering, "That madwoman Yu Wanwan beat me like this. I didn't even get into the General's Mansion before I was beaten like this."
Upon learning of Madam Yu's return, Yu Qingqing came specifically to inquire about the grain. Her eyes lit up upon hearing this: "Is Yu Wanwan even crazier than before? She even hit someone? Will Yu Chengcheng also be beaten at the General's Mansion?"
Yesterday, when she learned that the General's Mansion had food, she was jealous. Why were Yu Wanwan and Yu Chengcheng able to live a good life in the General's Mansion?
Now that I know Yu Wanwan is still insane and Yu Chengcheng will be beaten at the General's Mansion, I feel a little better.
Madam Yu nodded: "Is she even crazier than before? Yu Chengcheng's life is probably not going to be easy. Those little brats in the General's Mansion are definitely going to suffer."
Thinking of this, Madam Yu felt relieved.
The Minister of Rites frowned: "Yu Wanwan has gone completely mad? This is troublesome."
……
Northwest Military Camp.
The generals surrounded Pei Yi with bloodshot eyes.
"General, we can't cut anymore, that's enough, really enough."
"General, please stop! I beg you, if this continues, you will die. We cannot live without you."
"General, I beg you."
"General, I beg you."
They successfully raided the Black Bear Army's camp at night, but the Black Bear Army's camp had no food at all!
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