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Chapter 31 In the Imperial Study... Thank you.
Yu Wanwan never thought her knees were anything special.
In the past, when I got tired of sitting, I would kneel down to continue using my phone.
When you encounter a top player, you'll feel incredibly inadequate.
Now that she sees the Emperor, he doesn't even feel uncomfortable being made to kneel while he's still alive, so let her kneel if she wants.
"Plop" sound.
Yu Wanwan knelt down.
"Your Majesty, I pay my respects. Long live the Emperor!"
"Quickly, quickly, please get up."
The Emperor gestured for Yu Wanwan to rise.
They also offered her a seat, and seats to her and her group of grandsons.
At first glance, the Imperial Study doesn't look like an Imperial Study at all; it looks more like a nursery.
The emperor looked as haggard as a kindergarten gatekeeper.
Yu Wanwan repeated to the Emperor the same things she had told her grandsons.
She had originally thought that if the emperor wasn't so easily fooled, she would make up another story and try to fool him.
No sooner had she finished speaking than the Emperor exclaimed excitedly, "So that's how it is! So that's how it is! Heaven has truly spared our Great Sheng!"
Yu Wanwan?
No wonder when I watched TV dramas before, I always saw emperors who were obsessed with alchemy and were tricked into trying to find some kind of elixir of immortality.
It turns out that the emperor was even more superstitious than ordinary people.
"Are these all foods given to you by the gods?"
"They even have fresh meat and vegetables?"
"What kind of fruit is this, and how should it be eaten?"
After trying his best to remain calm, the Emperor finally turned his attention to the things that Yu Wanwan had brought.
The fruits that Yu Wanwan brought were all her favorites.
Most of them were fruits that had not yet appeared in this dynasty.
Like blueberries and bananas.
Seeing the Emperor's curiosity, Yu Wanwan simply broke off a banana and peeled it.
She handed it to him, saying, "This is a banana. Would Your Majesty like to try it? Just bite off this part."
She pointed to the banana flesh.
After the emperor took the banana, she peeled another one.
Peel it open and hand it to the boss.
Seeing that Yu Wanwan was about to break off a third one, the second son, who had been waiting impatiently, quickly said, "Grandma, I can break it myself. You can give this one to the third son."
He had his eye on the biggest and fattest banana for a long time.
Yu Wanwan ignored him, peeled the banana she had broken off, and handed it to the third brother.
The fourth and fifth brothers also told Yu Wanwan that they wanted to break up on their own.
Yu Wanwan simply let the remaining children peel the bananas themselves.
She broke off a piece, peeled it, and ate it by herself.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the eldest brother hand the banana he had already taken two bites of to the sixth brother.
She quickly stopped him.
"He's too young, he'll choke if he eats like this. You eat this one first, and then find a spoon and scrape it to feed him later."
The emperor, after taking a bite of the banana, instantly felt that he had wasted all those years as emperor.
He had never tasted such delicious fruit before.
It has a unique aroma, soft flesh, and a sweet and delicious taste.
It has a taste I've never had before.
Moreover, it makes you feel full after eating it.
He seemed to instantly become more energetic.
"Is this what the immortals usually eat?"
"And this one? This small, dark purple fruit, do we have to peel it before eating it?"
Yu Wanwan glanced at the Emperor, who was holding a blueberry.
"You can wash it and put it in your mouth, but it's also fine to eat it without washing it."
Even today, some people eat food without washing it, let alone people in ancient times who would even eat clay.
The emperor chose not to wash the blueberries and put them in his mouth.
took a bite.
It has a completely different texture from bananas.
Sweet and sour, juicy and delicious.
After finishing the meal, his eyes lit up again.
"good to eat."
After trying two kinds, the emperor stopped looking at the fruit.
He looked toward food and water, which were more important to them.
He had the guard open a bag of rice.
He held a handful of white rice in his hands.
I brought it to my nose and sniffed it.
"This rice is more fragrant and whiter than the rice that was sent as tribute from Northeast China."
He carefully put the rice back into the bag.
They were afraid of dropping even a single grain of rice.
"What is this bottle made of? Why is it transparent? And how do I unscrew it?"
The emperor began to research bottled water.
"This material is called plastic, and this is a plastic bucket. After the water inside is finished, the bottle can be reused."
After Yu Wanwan finished explaining, she unscrewed the cap on the bottle and then called a guard over.
Tell him to lift the bucket and pour water into the emperor's cup.
There is so much water now.
In addition, the emperor had a deep belief in immortals.
I'm not as reluctant to part with it as I was before.
He picked up the water and drank it all in one gulp.
Then they began to praise.
"It tastes good, the water is very sweet and clean."
"Someone, move all this grain and water to the imperial kitchen and have the imperial chefs quickly prepare some dishes and send them over."
"Wang Defa, summon the Empress and the Crown Prince to the Imperial Garden."
The Emperor and the people in the palace haven't bathed for so long, there's a strange smell in the Imperial Study.
After the Emperor calmed down, he took Yu Wanwan and the others to the Imperial Garden.
The Imperial Garden, just from the name, you can tell it must be a place where hundreds of flowers bloom and it is incredibly beautiful.
However, now it's just a bare expanse.
When Yu Wanwan saw the Imperial Garden, she had only one feeling.
It's just big.
If the Imperial Garden were filled with vegetables and fruit trees, wouldn't there be an endless supply of vegetables and fruits to eat?
If we raise a few more pigs and chickens, we can even be self-sufficient in meat.
If a city is locked down due to an outbreak, staying at home will be very comfortable.
If she succeeds in usurping the throne one day, this large garden will be hers.
Yu Wanwan quickly stopped herself from having such a dangerous idea.
To rebel for a garden and then turn oneself into a beast of burden—it's not worth it, not worth it at all.
The emperor's desire to become an immortal was stirring within him.
He then asked Yu Wanwan many questions about immortals.
Yu Wanwan unleashed her deceptive skills, casually spouting a few empty words.
Suddenly his eyes widened and his face darkened.
"Fourth brother, what are you doing!"
The fourth son shivered and, leaning against something, looked at the dry soil in the Imperial Garden: "Grandmother, I'm peeing. Butler Grandpa said that pee shouldn't be wasted; it should be poured onto the ground so that the soil will have fertilizer and maybe something will grow."
Yu Wanwan: "..."
She gave him a thumbs-up, her lips twitching, and didn't know what to say.
You're something else, daring to urinate in the Imperial Garden.
He urinated in front of the emperor.
Suddenly, her expression froze for a moment.
She could smell the stench of excrement and urine in the courtyard when she was at the general's mansion.
The smell is especially noticeable outside her Begonia Garden.
She thought the smell lingered because there was no water to wash the toilet.
So it fell directly into the garden?
She remembered that out of curiosity, she had picked up two clods of soil and squeezed them in her hands to see how dry and hard they were.
His face suddenly turned green.
"Grandmother, don't worry. Although I couldn't hold it in and peed in the palace, I can still pee when I get back. I'll pee in your courtyard."
Soon, Grandma's yard was filled with flowers and plants.
Yu Wanwan's face turned even greener.
No wonder her yard smells the strongest; it's all because of her grandchildren's love for her.
"I thank you."
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