Rebirth of a Farmer's Dad

Seeing that the guy, blinded by love and completely clueless about dating, was now completely clueless, Luo Feng decided to personally give him a vivid lesson in how to pick up girls. He didn't want the kid to end up single; Luo Feng himself would be ashamed, not the guy.

"Tell us your secrets quickly, I'm planning to find a girlfriend." Before Luo Feng could even think of how to start the conversation, Da Zhuang said impatiently.

"Why are you in such a hurry? You don't even have a girlfriend yet. The things you need to deal with first are my problems. As for you, you'll have to wait." Bamboo Pole was very dissatisfied with Da Zhuang's behavior, feeling that he was interfering with his life.

"What are you talking about? You think you can just ignore other people's lives now that you have a girlfriend? You're a typical example of someone who doesn't know the hunger of a starving person when they're full." Dazhuang naturally wouldn't miss this opportunity to learn from experience, and retorted to the bamboo pole.

Seeing that Zhu Gan was about to retaliate, Luo Feng quickly spoke up: "I said, are you two pretending that I don't exist? Either you two finish arguing first before I talk, I'm going to rest for a while."

"No, we were wrong, okay? Just tell us already."

"Yes, yes, it's our fault. We're not arguing anymore, you should just tell us already."

Luo Feng was speechless looking at the two hypocritical guys in front of him.

"When did you two learn to eat alone? Hurry up and call Stone over."

"Hey, we don't have time to deal with that kid right now. You should hurry up and pass on your experience to us."

Ignoring the two inhuman bastards, Luo Feng personally went to call Shi Tou over, because he couldn't show favoritism.

A short while later, Luo Feng pulled Shi Tou into the house and began to tell the three of them how to pick up girls.

"How do you pick up girls? Actually, there are methods to it. In my opinion, there are three levels of picking up girls. The worst is to chase, the next is to seduce, and the best is to attract."

"If you want to pursue a girl, you first need to find common ground with her so that you can have a chance to talk. If you don't even have common ground, try to cultivate common interests. If you can't find common interests or topics to discuss, I still advise you to give up."

"However, these methods are no longer applicable to Zhugan, since he and Xiaocui are already together."

"What should I do now?" Bamboo Pole asked Luo Feng expectantly, wanting him to give him an answer.

“Simple. Since you can’t get to Wang Dana, start with Xiao Cui. There’s bound to be some distance between you and Wang Dana, but don’t forget, Xiao Cui is Wang Dana’s niece. It should be much easier for the two of them to talk.”

"So you mean you want me to ask Xiao Cui to talk to Wang Dana?"

"That's exactly what I mean, but you have to win the girl over first, otherwise everything will be over."

"Brother Feng, is there anything else you haven't said? Hurry up and say it. We're hoping to learn some tips from you so we can bring a girlfriend home," Shi Tou and Da Zhuang asked in unison.

"Alright, what's the rush? I'm all hoarse from talking, and you haven't even poured me a glass of water." Luo Feng paused deliberately as he spoke.

"Oh dear, it was our oversight. Come, come, Brother Feng, have some water. We'll continue after you finish." At this crucial moment, Zhugan was quick-witted. Seeing that his son was there, he immediately ran out, poured a cup of hot water, and handed it to Luo Feng.

"Ah, that feels so good," Luo Feng said, taking a small sip and pretending to be nonchalant.

"Actually, it's not that difficult. As I've already said, you need to start by cultivating common interests and gradually find opportunities to get closer to girls. After that, you also need to learn to assess the situation and seize every opportunity. Don't miss it."

"How exactly do you do it? Tell us about it." Bamboo Pole asked curiously.

"You still have the mind to care about this? If I were you, you should first make Xiao Cui happy so she can talk to Wang Dana and solve your immediate problem." Luo Feng was speechless at Zhu Gan's behavior. This guy already has a girlfriend, yet he's still eyeing what he doesn't have. Isn't he afraid of ending up with nothing?

Hearing Luo Feng's words, Da Zhuang and Shi Tou laughed heartily, while Mian Zhu Gan looked somewhat embarrassed and stopped talking.

"Listen carefully, you two. What's coming next is crucial; it will determine your lifelong happiness." Luo Feng said, pointing to Shi Tou and Da Zhuang, who both nodded.

"Cultivating shared interests is the first step for two people to get together. But next, you need to learn to seize every opportunity."

"What opportunity? Tell us in detail." Both Shi Tou and Da Zhuang seemed a little impatient.

"What kind of opportunity? It's hard to say. In short, it's about making you cherish every opportunity to be with girls. Even if there isn't one, you should create one."

"Of course, you also need to learn to be a little sweet-talking. If you can make the girl swoon, then congratulations, you've already succeeded halfway."

"And what about the other half?" Bamboo Pole asked a question he shouldn't have.

"Are you a complete novice? Your future partner will depend on your own abilities. No girl wants to be with a poor guy who's struggling to make ends meet. So you need to work hard to increase your income first, so you can at least support your future wife." Luo Feng said, glancing at the skinny guy. This kid was a complete novice.

Seemingly to verify Luo Feng's statement, how many people? The next question made Luo Feng spit out the water in his mouth.

"Brother Feng, what does 'newbie' mean?"

"Xiaobai is a novice, the kind of novice who doesn't know anything."

"What is a 'first brother'?"

Luo Feng was utterly speechless at their questions, and he wanted nothing more than to slam the door and leave. He didn't know anything about these people.

To be honest, Luo Feng thought picking up girls was relatively easy in this era. At least material life wasn't as abundant as in later generations, and prices weren't high. In other words, you could win over a girl at a very low cost. In later generations, everyone would be scrambling for such a good opportunity; anyone who didn't would be a fool.

"Fine, I can't explain it to you guys. Just remember, you're all complete novices right now. You know nothing about relationships, you don't understand anything. In my opinion, you're not even as good as a bunch of kids." Luo Feng spoke bluntly, without any regard for the feelings of the people around him.

"What did you say? Are you looking down on us?" Stone was displeased upon hearing this and said to Luo Feng.

"To be honest, it's not that I look down on you, but you're all too inexperienced in this area. In my opinion, you have absolutely no experience." Luo Feng's tone remained calm and composed, which was probably due to his worldly experience.

"Yes, yes, you understand, you all know that we are no match for you. Can't we just admit defeat?" After listening to Luo Feng's endless lectures, the group finally couldn't take it anymore and raised their hands in surrender, hoping to end this nonsense as soon as possible.

"Alright, Brother Feng, what other valuable information do you have? Hurry up and show it to us," Da Zhuang asked anxiously from the side, seemingly also very interested in this topic.

"That's all. I've told you everything I needed to tell you. Now it's up to you to figure it out yourselves," Luo Feng said casually, taking a sip of water.

"What? Brother Feng, you've only said a few words, aren't you just setting us up?" The three of them said in unison, feeling that Luo Feng still had some valuable information to share, and they were determined not to let him off the hook.

"Nobody would be interested in lying to you. It's not satisfying at all to try and fool you like idiots." After saying that, Luo Feng rolled his eyes and left without waiting for what they were going to say next.

Anyway, I've said what I needed to say. From now on, it's up to them. I can't handle everything for them; I can't get married for them.