Rebirth of a Farmer's Dad

Yesterday, the company made a last-minute decision to hold a team-building event, which made Feng spend an unforgettable night.

But what exactly happened last night? Luo Feng really couldn't remember. He only remembered drinking and talking with his brothers, but he couldn't recall anything about what they actually did.

"Xinghua, what's wrong? Come here and tell Dad." Luo Feng saw his daughter looking at him with a strange expression and thought something had happened.

"I don't want to." Xinghua quickly stepped aside, her expression showing even more disgust.

"Why? Don't you like your father anymore?" Luo Feng pressed.

“Yesterday, Daddy was dancing on the table and hugging Uncle Tiger and Uncle Dana, kissing them nonstop. It was disgusting.”

"What? Did that happen last night?" Luo Feng was completely bewildered after hearing his daughter's words.

Judging from my daughter's behavior, it's probably true. I'm doomed. If I can't explain this clearly, I'm definitely going to be stuck with the nickname "old gay man."

"Xinghua, tell your father what else happened last night?" Under these circumstances, Luo Feng was eager to know everything that had happened last night.

"Don't ask me, it's too disgusting, I don't want to talk about it." After saying that, Xingxing ran downstairs.

Luo Feng was quite surprised by his daughter's behavior. Was he being disliked?

I drew back the curtains and opened the window, and saw a few rays of dazzling sunlight streaming in. It looked like it was already noon; I must have slept really long last night.

"Looks like I'll have to drink less alcohol in the future!" Luo Feng sighed as he stood by the window.

A rumbling sound came from his stomach, and Luo Feng realized that he had basically digested everything he ate that night.

There was no other way; he couldn't go hungry. So Luo Feng brushed his teeth and washed his face as quickly as possible before heading downstairs to find something to eat.

However, what Luo Feng didn't expect was that his nightmare began the moment he went downstairs.

"Ade, what are you doing? Hurry up and serve the guests." As soon as Luo Feng came downstairs, he saw Ade vividly recounting the events of last night's banquet, while the surrounding diners listened with great interest.

Upon hearing Luo Feng's voice, Ade realized that Luo Feng had already arrived downstairs.

"Hehe." Ade chuckled dryly, his face full of a malicious smile.

To be honest, Luo Feng really disliked his expression. Just as he was about to speak, he heard someone next to him say, "Brother Feng, I didn't know you could dance! When are you going to give us a little performance to liven things up?"

"Yeah, yeah, what song was that again? You sang it really well." Shunzi, carrying a plate of food, came out of the kitchen and chimed in.

"I'm doomed, I can't face anyone now," Luo Feng thought to himself.

However, the rumbling in his stomach made him abandon the idea of ​​fleeing directly and instead turn around and go into the kitchen.

Of course, the moment he stepped into the kitchen, a burst of laughter erupted behind him.

The loud laughter behind him and the hunger in his stomach made Luo Feng quicken his pace. But unexpectedly, he bumped right into Xiao Tian, ​​who was coming out of the kitchen.

Xiao Tian finally managed to steady herself, and when she looked closely, she realized that the person she had bumped into was Luo Feng. At that moment, her expression immediately changed.

She first showed a surprised expression, then covered her mouth with her hand and secretly laughed.

Seeing her shoulders trembling as she tried to hold it in, Luo Feng couldn't help but say, "Just laugh if you want to, don't hold it in and hurt yourself."

As soon as she said that, Xiaotian burst into laughter. First, she bent over laughing, and then she went even further, squatting on the ground and hugging her knees, laughing nonstop.

No one knows what she was thinking at that moment, but Luo Feng was going crazy.

"Are there any normal people left here?" Luo Feng sighed helplessly, ignoring Xiao Tian who was squatting on the ground, and went straight into the kitchen to find something to eat.

Luo Feng swore that this was the fastest meal he had ever eaten in his life, because he simply couldn't stand the strange atmosphere in the restaurant today.

It seems like I won't have a good time these next few days. I wonder how long this will be remembered. Hopefully, they can find a new topic of discussion soon.

Unable to bear the eerie atmosphere in the shop, Luo Feng could only go to the wedding courtyard, hoping that it would give him some peace and quiet.

However, Luo Feng was clearly going to be disappointed. The moment he stepped into the wedding courtyard, it was destined that a new climax would be added to his nightmare.

Looking at the malicious smiles on the faces of the group of people with bamboo poles in front of him, Luo Feng felt an urge to punch them.

"I'm warning you guys, stop making fun of me about this, or I'll never forgive you," Luo Feng threatened the three of them.

Seeing the three of them standing there with indifferent expressions, it was hard to tell how much they had actually listened to.

Not having time to deal with them, Luo Feng was eager to get some peace and quiet, so he went straight into the house.

"What? It's you? What brings you here? Get out of here, you're not welcome." Luo Feng had just entered the house when Wang Dana kicked him out.

"No, I said, what's wrong with you now?" Luo Feng still hadn't figured out what was going on and didn't know what was wrong with Wang Dana.

"Let me tell you, stay away from me. I don't want to see you again." Wang Dana kept pushing Luo Feng out of the yard, his disgust on his face impossible to hide.

"What did I do?" Luo Feng clearly hadn't realized the magnitude of his mistake.

"I never imagined you could be such a bad drinker. Alas, my reputation is ruined by you." Wang Dana said, pounding his chest and stamping his feet. Judging from his expression, he was extremely dissatisfied with Luo Feng's drinking behavior and extremely disappointed.

“That’s right. It’s not like this is the first time we’ve drunk together. I really didn’t know you could be so wild when you’re drunk, Brother Feng.” Shi Tou chimed in, picking up where Wang Dana left off, and said to Luo Feng.

"Brother Feng, what's the name of that song you sang last night? It was really awesome! Teach me!" Zhu Gan chimed in.

"I sang yesterday, what did I sing?" Luo Feng scratched his head, unable to remember anything from last night.

"Yes, you sang with great energy, and you even danced while you sang," Bamboo Pole nodded and said affirmatively.

“Let me learn a few moves from you, like this, like this…” Da Zhuang also ran over to join in the fun, and started imitating Luo Feng’s moves from last night.

Faced with this bunch of idiots in front of him, Luo Feng didn't know what to say.

"My God, just kill me with one sword! I can't take this anymore!" Luo Feng roared to the sky, truly wanting to end his life!