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Above the college's main square, after several hours of passionate speeches, the host finally got to the main topic of the day.

"Students, let us congratulate the elementary students who have passed the assessment one last time. Also, as with previous elementary student assessments, the top one hundred students in this assessment will have the opportunity to become disciples of the academy's elite teachers."

"And this opportunity lies in the college's student-faculty mutual selection conference!!!"

"As in previous years, this conference is divided into the following sections: student self-introduction, Q&A session, teacher test session, and finally, teacher-student selection, where teachers who are interested in a student make their selection first, and then the student makes the final selection."

"Finally, I wish all students good results with their favorite teachers."

After the host finished speaking, he raised his hand high and then suddenly lowered it.

"Now, the college's mutual selection meeting between faculty and students officially begins."

As soon as the words were spoken, ten light screens instantly rose above the square, each containing a blurry figure that flickered, making it impossible to identify who the figure was.

Immediately afterwards, some text suddenly appeared on each of the light screens.

Calligraphy, swordsmanship, chess, singing, cooking, chopping wood, making toys, exercising, doing research, painting.

There are ten words in total, which represent the vocabulary of these ten teachers' specialties. Although they may seem abstract and unconventional, they are indeed abstract and unconventional.

"Blind selection! Analyzing the meanings of these words with limited information, and then choosing a teacher who suits you, really tests your imagination and luck, well... it mainly tests luck."

Even though the atmosphere had warmed up, Lu Yunshi still looked like he hadn't woken up yet. He was more concerned about the two potted plants at home than about this.

"I just asked around and heard that very few students were selected in the past for the teacher-student mutual selection meeting. There were even a few times when no student was selected at all, and all the students became the butt of the jokes." Lao Qi suddenly said. He was actually quite excited before, but after hearing this news, he was not so excited. Although he was among the top students, the probability of not being selected was still very high, so he lowered his expectations.

"That's normal. It's called mutual selection, but the real power lies entirely in whether the teacher takes a liking to you," said Lao Liu, shrugging. Unlike Lao Qi, he didn't have any expectations from the start; he just wanted to make money as long as it didn't interfere with his career.

Suddenly, the group sensed something and looked down at their chests. The name tags that a teacher had given them when they arrived were now glowing, and finally, a number slowly appeared.

Just as everyone was wondering, the host's voice came through again.

"Our top 100 students have probably noticed that the numbers flashing on your chests indicate your order of appearance. Here, your opportunities are equal and will not be affected by your ranking."

"I see. It's fair to some extent, but not entirely fair." Lu Yunshi scratched his head. He thought his rule was good for those ranked lower, but not so good for those ranked higher, like Li Hongying and the others whom he had worked so hard to get into the top five.

"Now, please have the first student in line enter the center of the square and then give a good presentation to the teachers."

As soon as the host finished speaking, a blond-haired boy strode into the room, chest out and head held high, his face full of confidence.

"Hello everyone, my name is Li Daniu, I come from the Green Green Grassland~, my hometown is Songfa Village on the Songfa River. I am the only one in our village who can cultivate, and I am born to win."

The blond-haired teenager confidently showed off his biceps.

"This... is the hundredth place?" Since all the elementary students who passed the assessment were present, Lu Yunshi had a vague impression of this boy who was one place behind him. However, he did not expect the boy's accent to be so distinctive.

"...Okay...well said. Now, please let this student ask the ten teachers the questions you want to know. The teachers will answer you as appropriate." The host, who didn't quite understand either, shouted "Okay" and continued the program.

Upon hearing this, Huang Niu—no, Li Daniu—hesitated for a moment and shifted his gaze to the physical education teacher.

"Then feed him to die of old age. Is your body strong and you particularly good at using your fist sense?"

"Um..." The physical education instructor paused for a moment, then her processed voice came through the screen. "It's alright, my body is quite fit, rather aesthetically pleasing."

As he said this, the exercise instructor sitting somewhere looked at his large belly and fell silent.

Upon hearing this, Li Daniu's eyes lit up instantly.

"So, teacher, you're a physical cultivator? I, Li Daniu, have dreamed of becoming a physical cultivator all my life. To be able to split a mountain with a punch and move an ocean with a kick—that's the ultimate dream of a true man."

At this point, Li Daniu seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly clicked his tongue, making a disdainful expression as he spoke.

"The most disgusting people are those who are fat all over and only know how to eat and drink all day long, wasting their health and time."

"Uh..." The exercise teacher pursed his lips, his fat jiggling.

“I understand the logic, but why did this guy suddenly stop speaking in dialect?” Old Seven looked puzzled, noticing Li Dani’s sudden fluency in speech.

Lu Yunshi, standing to the side, pulled out a handful of sunflower seeds from somewhere and began to eat them with relish.

"Hey, you know what, you really have to admit, today's show is actually quite interesting."

Next, Li Daniu, who had his eyes entirely on the physical education teacher, didn't bother asking anyone else. After asking two more questions that went unanswered, he smoothly moved on to the next stage: the teacher's test.

"Teacher, please tell me! I can accept any test!" Li Daniu shouted, his whole body boiling with excitement.

The physical education teacher hesitated for a moment, then finally came up with his test: "Go eat shit."

"Ah! I can't do it... I really can't do it!"

After a while, Li Daniu shook his head wildly and ran out of everyone's sight like a madman, which made the onlookers burst into laughter. Isn't this what they came to see?

Clearly, our classmate Li Daniu did not complete his own test, but the test given by the physical education teacher really scared the students behind him. Without speaking, they tacitly made a joint decision: they absolutely could not choose the physical education teacher again.