Watch out! Something's wrong with this guard.
Chapter 71 Lu Yunxi's Opportunity
"Then you'll listen to me more, won't you?" After saying this, Lu Yunxi released her grip on Lu Yunshi's hand, seemingly waiting for his answer.
Lu Yunshi lowered his head and remained silent for a moment, then bowed slightly. "I will follow your will, Miss. If you wish... of course you may do so."
"Hmph! That sounds nice." Lu Yunxi sneered upon hearing this. "Unfortunately, I won't do that. After all, I promised you."
“I promised…” Lu Yunshi thought for a moment, then suddenly spoke, asking tentatively, “Young Miss, have I… forgotten something very important?”
Lu Yunxi gave Lu Yunshi a deep look, her smile fading. "No, nothing is important to you, and forgetting is not your fault. You don't need to know or remember, because it's not important. What you need to remember is only your duty, nothing more."
Upon hearing the second half of the sentence, Lu Yunshi opened his mouth, intending to continue asking questions, but was interrupted by Lu Yunxi.
"In any case, I am very dissatisfied with you right now. I originally wanted to give you a good beating, but considering that you still have to take the assessment later, I can't give you any excuse for not being able to complete my instructions, so I will give you a chance."
“Please speak, Miss.” Lu Yunshi replied immediately upon hearing this. He knew that the opportunity to quell Lu Yunxi’s anger had finally arrived, and it was up to him whether he could seize it.
"Go to any street and buy anything."
The people who originally planned to stand around and watch the show had already left since there was nothing to see, so Lu Yunxi and Lu Yunshi were able to see the shops and vendors around them.
"Buy one thing?" Lu Yunshi looked surprised; it was unbelievably simple. "That's all?"
"Of course, it's not just that." Lu Yunxi shattered Lu Yunshi's beautiful fantasy as a matter of course, adding her last and only requirement. "What you have to do is buy something I like. You only have one chance. If you succeed, then we'll call it even. If you fail... hehe."
Lu Yunxi gave a cold laugh, her laughter clear yet as cold as ice in the twelfth lunar month. She slowly leaned close to Lu Yunshi's ear and spoke softly.
"If you can't do that, I really like a little bit of your flesh. Just cut some for me then, any part will do."
"Forehead......"
Upon hearing this, Lu Yunshi felt a sudden tightness in his heart. He had thought it would be an easy task, but it turned out to be a deadly one. Looking at the dazzling array of things around him, he fell silent, completely devoid of any thought.
What about other thoughts?
Think for a moment about which part of your body you want to cut.
"Miss..."
Lu Yunshi's throat was dry, and he spoke in a hoarse voice, intending to seek some hints, but was ruthlessly interrupted by Lu Yunxi.
"There will be no hints. You only have one chance, and you have thirty minutes. Let's see if you can seize it."
After speaking, Lu Yunxi turned her gaze to a blank wall and stared at it without saying a word.
With no other option, Lu Yunshi could only move with stiff steps, his eyes constantly scanning the surroundings.
Take a deep breath, calm down, calm down, I can't calm down at all!!!
After several seconds, Lu Yunshi's strong ability to withstand pressure finally took effect, and his brain barely began to function again.
Thinking about it carefully, this commercial street is so long that it can't be seen in thirty minutes at all. Lu Yunxi just happened to stop here and only gave her thirty minutes. If it's not deliberately difficult and there wasn't a correct answer set, then it means the answer is nearby.
Yes, it's nearby.
Lu Yunshi's eyes lit up. At least it was something he could access in the short term, so...
The next second, Lu Yunshi looked around at any place within his sight, and then quickly fell silent.
Even so, it's still too much.
Forget it, let's use the process of elimination first. Let's think about what's impossible.
Things for men can be eliminated immediately; there's no need to overthink it. Things for cultivation can also be eliminated directly, as hoping to have more cultivation resources and actually hoping for something are two different things. This eliminates quite a few wrong answers.
Very good, good progress. Now let's look at it from another angle. What is a young lady? She is a woman.
Let's start from this direction: what do women like?
Clothes? Shoes? Jewelry? Stylish man? Blonde hair?
Wait, what are the last two?
Lu Yunshi shook his head, feeling as if he had been mentally polluted, and was thinking up all sorts of strange and nonsensical things.
So those are the first three options.
Lu Yunshi looked around and saw that there were three clothing stores, two shoe stores, and five jewelry stores, but there were also some jewelry vendors on the roadside.
Never mind, let's go take a look first.
After an unknown amount of time, Lu Yunshi emerged from the third clothing store, his face expressionless.
There's absolutely no clue... even after narrowing down the search, we still can't find it.
"Hehe, hehe, young man, come here quickly."
Suddenly, Lu Yunshi heard a sound. He looked towards the roadside and saw a vendor waving at him. With a hint of doubt, Lu Yunshi walked up to the vendor.
"Boss, you called me?"
The shopkeeper chuckled and said, "Young man, I've been watching you for a while now. Did you upset your girlfriend? Don't you cherish such a beautiful girlfriend?"
"No." Lu Yunshi shook his head, about to say that the two were not in that relationship, when the boss in front of him raised his hand and waved.
"Alright, alright, I was your age once too. If you ask me, don't try to save face at a time like this. Just think of a way to coax her. Women are the softest-hearted. When it comes to people they like, as long as you're willing to do your best, they'll find a reason to forgive you no matter what you do. But you have to give them that reason, right?" The boss smiled at Lu Yunshi with a friendly tone.
Lu Yunshi narrowed his eyes upon hearing this, glancing at the merchandise in front of the shopkeeper. "So, I'd better buy something from you to appease her, right?"
"Oh, sir, you're mistaken. I just noticed you two young people are being a bit too shy, and I happened to have some things on hand, so I wanted to help you out. Don't wrong me, though. But if you really want to buy something, it would be best to buy some nice jewelry. Women love it when their loved ones put jewelry on them personally. Then you can kiss and hug them, and everything will be perfect." The shopkeeper smiled, his intentions obvious.
"Heh, you're quite good at business. But what you said does make sense. Why should I buy jewelry instead of something else?" Lu Yunshi became interested; the shopkeeper was indeed quite eloquent.
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