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Chapter 46 The Fool - Long Lingling

"Cough, cough, cough!"

With a violent cough, Lu Yunshi suddenly sprang to his feet. What a bizarre nightmare! He dreamt that he was knocked down by a cute little girl with a single punch.

On the other hand, even if she was in the late stage of body tempering, wasn't the little girl in my dream a bit too strong?

"Heh, how interesting." Lu Yunshi chuckled softly, thankfully it was just a dream.

While pondering, Lu Yunshi looked up and saw a familiar figure.

"Hello... big brother!" The petite yet enormous little girl shrank her head and greeted Lu Yunshi, her eyes full of relief.

It's so good that my older brother didn't get killed by my punch.

He truly lives up to his reputation as the eldest brother.

'Heh, it's not a dream, so I really got punched to the ground by a little girl? And even had half of my Iron Body Talisman smashed?'

Having calmed down once more, Lu Yunshi began to carefully observe the little girl in front of him, who clearly possessed terrifying strength. However, he noticed that she was timidly keeping her head down, seemingly afraid of something.

After a long while, Lu Yunshi raised one hand.

"that..."

"I'm sorry! Big brother, it's all my fault. I didn't mean to. Please forgive me."

He had only uttered two words, but the little girl seemed to be greatly frightened and frantically bowed to Lu Yunshi to apologize.

"Forehead......"

Lu Yunshi paused for a moment, then was startled by a certain part of the ground shaking.

This brief silence, however, was a form of torture to the little girl.

'Oh no, my big brother won't forgive me! What will he do to me? Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! So I should have kept my eyes open, but I'm scared...'

As she thought about it, the little girl was about to shed tears of grievance.

"My name is Lu Yunshi." Helplessly letting his strong moral character and aristocratic etiquette pull him out of the abyss of instinctive lust, Lu Yunshi said his name.

The little girl cautiously raised her head, her eyes flickering as she looked at Lu Yunshi's faintly curved lips. "Big brother, do you want to know my name so you can bully me?"

"Huh?" Lu Yunshi's eyes were strange, and he said in a relaxed tone, "Why would I bully you? You are my savior. Rather, it is I who should have saved you but was saved by you instead. I have to ask you to help me cover up this dark history."

No sooner had he finished speaking than the little girl, who was a good ten meters away from him, bowed and apologized again.

"I'm sorry, I promise I won't tell anyone, please forgive me, big brother."

Lu Yunshi opened his mouth, speechless at the sight before him. This was a strange little girl.

"So, what exactly do I have to forgive you for?" Lu Yunshi asked speechlessly.

Upon hearing this, the little girl paused for a moment, seemingly finally realizing something, and met Lu Yunshi's eyes again.

"So, big brother, you don't want to bully me?"

Lu Yunshi blinked, and as if he had thought of something, his expression towards the little girl suddenly became a little strange. He coughed and tentatively asked a question.

"Um...do you want me to bully you?"

"No, I don't want to." The little girl shook her head decisively.

"Oh~ I don't want to." Lu Yunshi curled his lips, showing a hint of regret.

Such a cute little girl, if she were bullied to tears, she would definitely feel a great sense of accomplishment, hehehe!

No, that's not right. I'm a champion of justice now, I can't have such filthy thoughts.

Thinking of this, Lu Yunshi straightened his back, his tone becoming more righteous, and patted his chest, saying, "Little sister, you can rest assured, your big brother is a good person and would never bully you."

"Hmm." The little girl nodded slightly, but it was unclear whether she believed it or not.

Lu Yunshi ignored that and asked directly, "By the way, you already know your older brother's name, don't you plan to let him know yours too? After all, we've saved each other's lives."

The little girl nodded upon hearing this, and then thought for a while before speaking.

"My name is Long Lingling, I'm 358 years old. I have a father, a mother, an older sister, and a younger brother. I've been in the academy for a year now, and I have three... friends. My favorite foods are candied hawthorn, sesame seed cakes, and mille-feuille..."

"Wait!" Hearing the other person's bizarre self-introduction, Lu Yunshi's eyes widened, and he immediately caught a clue. "You're a thief of youth?"

"Is it three hundred and fifty-eight?" Long Lingling looked at Lu Yunshi with a questioning tone.

"No, little sister, you're asking me?" Lu Yunshi took a deep breath. He thought he was already the strangest person in the world, but he didn't expect there to be an expert. Indeed, the new generation surpasses the old. The old generation... well, I'll just listen to half of it.

“Oh, it’s three hundred and fifty-eight. That’s what my father told me when I came out.” Long Lingling nodded quickly, confirming her answer.

Upon receiving this answer, Lu Yunshi burst into laughter. "Little sister, lying is a bad habit, or Grandpa Thor will steal your belly button."

"Huh? Really? Grandpa Thor will steal my belly button?" Long Lingling covered her belly button, her face full of surprise, but she quickly realized what was happening. "Wait a minute..."

'Sure enough, although he's a bit slow, he's not completely mindless and believes everything.' Seeing the other party's reaction, Lu Yunshi thought to himself, as expected.

"No, I'm not lying. Grandpa Thor wouldn't steal my belly button, and..." Long Lingling looked at Lu Yunshi with an innocent expression. "Who is Grandpa Thor? I've never heard of him?"

“Ah, this…” Lu Yunshi pursed his lips. “He is a powerful expert who is very skilled in using lightning. Because he is so strong, he is known as the Thunder God. But he has a strange habit: he especially likes to eat the navels of liars. Whenever someone lies, he will appear in front of that person and then steal his navel.”

"Ah!" Long Lingling was startled, but quickly relaxed. "Luckily, I wasn't lying. Grandpa Thor shouldn't be coming for me."

Lu Yunshi fell silent again; he desperately needed to know the answer to one of his questions.

That would be condemned for deceiving idiots, right?

This little girl is so naive, she's too easily fooled. If she had met a bad uncle, the consequences would have been unimaginable. Luckily, she met a...

Partner of Justice - Lu Yunshi

"Hey little sister, with your strength, why did you come to this place, and even... get bullied like that?"

Lu Yunshi thought about it and still couldn't bear to expose the fact that the other party was frightened by a beast whose strength was far inferior to his own. Even if he was a fool, he should still have self-respect.

However, with just one sentence, Long Lingling's eyes seemed to burst open, water pouring out uncontrollably.

"I...I didn't want to come here. They're all so scary! I'm so frightened I can't move..."

"I really..."

"They're good..."

"I wanted to escape, but my legs went weak, so I could only..."

"If it weren't for..."

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