Watch out! Something's wrong with this guard.
Chapter 184 Emotional Testing Conference
"Boss, look at that lamp, it's so pretty, it's shaped like a lotus flower. And that... that's the latest dress! I heard it only recently got stock at Holy Academy City. And that doll, it's so chubby and white. I wonder when I'll have a chubby and white child like that."
Under the myriad lights, Li Hongying, her face beaming with joy, kept pointing in all directions, as if there were too many things in the place that could attract her attention.
Or perhaps, she simply wanted to share something she liked with someone.
"These little brats are only cute when they're young. Once they're four or five, they're a nuisance and will drive you crazy. So don't be fooled by appearances," Lu Yunshi said with a yawn, sounding quite smug.
“Ugh, boss, you’re such a killjoy.” Li Hongying gave Lu Yunshi a helpless look. “At this moment, you should have said something like, ‘Wow! Hongying, you like kids so much, let’s have a couple more in the future.’”
"Heh...heh..." Lu Yunshi remained expressionless, too lazy to utter a single word.
At this moment, Lu Yunxi, who had been quiet all the way, glanced at Li Hongying silently and then spoke.
"Some people aren't stupid; they understand what you mean but don't answer. They're just pretending to be stupid. I really don't know what's so good about such indecisive people."
"Hey! I won't allow you to insult the boss like that. He must really be stupid, otherwise why would he think that I and his child are disgusting?" Li Hongying snorted coldly and retorted firmly.
"Ugh!"
Lu Yunshi sighed, feeling his head buzzing, and he was too lazy to even complain. However, the two women did not remain silent because of his helplessness; instead, they argued even more fiercely.
"I think you're stupid too," Lu Yunxi said disdainfully.
“That would be a perfect match for the boss, unlike you… who can only resort to underhanded methods to keep people by his side. You lack confidence and appear despicable.” Li Hongying glared at the other person, her words equally sharp.
"Who are you calling despicable? I don't think anyone can compare to you. You're always putting on airs and being promiscuous in front of people. Who takes you seriously?"
"I'm promiscuous? So what? At least I'm brave."
Seeing the two arguing louder and louder, Lu Yunshi finally couldn't help but want to speak. However, before he could even utter a single word or a sound, the two women turned to look at him as if they had known all along, and then shouted.
"Shut up!" x2
"???"
No, I haven't said anything yet. Can you please respect me and wait until I've finished speaking before yelling?
Lu Yunshi's face was ashen.
At this moment, a pretty and charming woman approached the three of them with a questioning look in her eyes.
"Excuse me, are you three a couple?"
“Nonsense!” Lu Yunxi replied decisively.
"You have good taste, even if it's only half there." Li Hongying showed a slight hint of displeasure.
"Ha, someone like you, he wouldn't even look at you."
"What a joke! If the boss didn't like me, why did he bring me home in the first place? Wasn't it because I was cute and charming, and delicate and light? You agree, right, boss?"
'If you want to call me a pervert, just say so. Stop beating around the bush,' Lu Yunshi thought irritably.
Seeing the three's reactions, a sly glint appeared in the woman's eyes. "Hmm...regardless of whether it is or not, I can tell that the three of you have a rather unusual relationship. Ladies, would you be interested in playing a game? After this game, I think you'll understand...who he really likes?"
Ok?
Lu Yunshi frowned slightly, sensing something was amiss, and quickly spoke.
"No need, we have important things to do."
“That’s interesting. Tell me about it?” Li Hongying’s eyes lit up, and she grabbed Lu Yunshi, who was about to turn around, and asked.
The woman smiled mysteriously upon hearing this. "Please follow me, all three of you."
After saying that, the woman walked ahead to lead the way. Lu Yunshi sneered when he saw this. Just as he was about to say something, Li Hongying pulled him away by the hand.
"Hmph! Shameless!" Seeing Li Hongying resorting to violence at the drop of a hat, Lu Yunxi scolded her and then followed her.
Soon, the three arrived at the foot of a platform surrounded by people. At this moment, the woman came to her senses and then told them about the game she had just mentioned.
"This game is a love test. The rules are very simple. We randomly selected five couples on the street who have feelings for each other and asked them the same questions. If they can answer, they get points; if they can't answer, they get points deducted. The final winner will receive a mystery prize."
"Heh, with the way you guys do it, even people who are truly in love will break up in the end. Besides making money for you, the couples participating in this event won't get any benefit at all." After hearing the general rules, Lu Yunshi complained speechlessly.
"Also, the kind of activities you're organizing are completely out of step with the style of this world. I should be in a cultivation world full of passion and excitement."
"Hehe, whether what you're saying has any benefits or not is not necessarily true, young master. Our questions are all carefully prepared. If they can't even answer those kinds of questions, then it just means they're not suitable to be together at all."
"Boring!" Lu Yunshi shook his head, too lazy to argue with the other party any longer. But when he was about to leave, he found that Li Hongying and Lu Yunxi were not moving at all.
"Um...you two..."
“It’s quite interesting, let’s join, boss.” Li Hongying turned around and smiled.
"A boring activity." Lu Yunxi curled her lips, giving the same judgment as Lu Yunshi.
Lu Yunshi laughed inwardly. As expected of the young lady, the score is now two to one. If nothing unexpected happens, it seems there's no need to participate in this nerve-wracking activity.
As if the power of the rules, which would inevitably lead to an unexpected outcome, was activated at this moment, the laughter in Lu Yunshi's heart turned into silence in the next second.
Finally, Lu Yunshi sat on the stage and was treated like a monkey.
He looked at Lu Yunxi silently, his eyes filled with resentment.
Lu Yunxi blushed slightly upon seeing this, but still kept her head up. "Don't overthink it. It is indeed very boring, but it's a good opportunity to test how well you understand your master. This will determine whether I need to be stricter with you in the future."
Lu Yunshi rubbed his temples, looking at Wangcai below the stage, whose eyes were mostly full of expectation but who was all alone, and couldn't help but grumble to himself.
What are you single people doing here?
So you came here specifically to watch people break up? No wonder this event is so popular. If it were Lu Yunshi himself, he would be willing to stand below and watch people break up and part ways, treating their sadness as a joke, rather than sitting on the stage as a clown.
At this moment, the woman who had been soliciting fares on the street changed her clothes and came onto the stage, transforming into a host. She looked at the audience with a sweet smile. At the same time, a large screen above Lu Yunshi and the others suddenly lit up, broadcasting the situation on stage to the audience.
"Ladies and gentlemen, on this joyous occasion of the Lantern Festival, our Love Test Competition is finally open again. As always, we have selected five teams to participate in the Q&A test."
"Among the five teams, the one that answers the most questions will become the winner of the competition. However, when faced with the questions of the competition, will the five teams stick together as always and become the real winners, or will they quietly part ways?"
"Please...look forward to it!"
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