Ye Luoli: The Charismatic Girl Leads the World to Darkness

Chapter 60 I'm just a salted fish

"Damn it, these old bastards are plotting against me again?!"

The idiot crossed his arms and nodded: [Hmm, obvious.]

It scrolled through the electronic screen a few times, stared at the screen full of message records for two seconds in silence, and began to organize its thoughts to recount Yan Xi's "fall".

It felt it had to run away as soon as it finished speaking, otherwise, if the city gate caught fire, the innocent bystanders would be caught in the crossfire.

[First, a few extras casually whisper in your ear about a new world where everyone is incredibly good-looking, not particularly talented, and perfect for a relaxing vacation or retirement, their words revealing a genuine longing for it.]

With those few words from the idiot, a picture instantly formed in Yan Xi's mind:

It was a morning when she finished submitting her last task and was selecting a vacation world in the teleportation department. She had just picked out an A-level world and was about to click on it when she overheard a conversation between several taskers who had just finished their tasks and were passing by behind her.

They were discussing a B-level new world. Although their voices weren't loud, Yan Xi could hear them clearly. One of them seemed to be the leader of the pyramid scheme. He was incredibly eloquent, praising the scenery and overall aesthetics of this world to the skies. His rambling speech completely captivated Yan Xi, and her curiosity skyrocketed.

Not long after those few people passed by, a few more people in staff uniforms walked by, also discussing this world. They said that the strength was not high and there was no infighting, and they gave the comfort level a very high rating.

Yan Xi's curiosity was completely piqued. High aesthetic appeal and comfortable environment—wasn't this the vacation paradise she had always dreamed of?!

Without hesitation, Yan Xi went directly to the surveying department and found the preliminary survey video. Because this world was newly born and everything was still under construction, and the fairies were still in the gestation stage, Yan Xi only glanced at the subsequent predictions and scenery.

After seeing it, Yan Xi immediately made a decision because the looks were truly stunning; even a fan of good looks couldn't resist.

……

"...So I just threw myself into a huge pit and buried myself in a layer of dirt?" Yan Xi gritted her teeth, and the hand that had just touched a bag of cookies suddenly squeezed hard, and with a "bang", the packaging bag was instantly crushed.

Cookie packaging: Listen to me, thank you (?°?д°?)

The idiot shrugged helplessly: "Hmm, obviously."

After saying that, it turned the electronic screen towards Yan Xi and pointed out the following content: "They really arranged everything perfectly."

Yan Xi stared intently at the screen and, following the idiot's finger, found a few messages among a pile of messages.

Six single guys who haven't found a wife yet.

God: [Once we lead her there, we don't need to worry about that anymore. Do you have any other questions?]

Fairy: [Yes. What if she didn't know about the Invaders' Alliance and decided to destroy the world because she found it troublesome? With her strength, she could easily escape through any small opening and simply quit.]

God: [No, with Yin Yuan around, it will definitely hack into our system's communication terminals for Yan Xiao Jiu's sake. It can find out anything Yan Xiao Jiu doesn't know with a simple investigation.]

Person: [Just interjecting, it's now called "Idiot".]

God: [...Mute, thank you.]

Person: [Okay, sure.]

Fairy: [Alright, I hope you're right.]

God: [Keep an eye on those three with Archie, and then we'll trick the rest... and send them out. Then we should prepare for the Great Calamity.]

Person: [Okay, I'll check the coordinates again.]

God: [By the way, each of you should bring out some good stuff. Once the game starts, Yin Yuan will definitely come demanding compensation for emotional distress. If you don't bring some good stuff, we might as well give up on this headquarters.]

Immortal: [OK.jpg.]

Person: [Painful.jpg]

After reading the message history, Yan Xi slammed her hand on the table:

How dare they scheme against her so brazenly? How could she tolerate this?

……

Okay, she can tolerate it.

After slamming her hand on the table, Yan Xi slumped down in frustration, tossed aside the crumbly cookies, and grabbed a bag of small bread rolls.

Cookie: Pshaw! You scumbag! s(?｀ヘ′?;)ゞ

After eating the bread roll, Yan Xi sat up, took a sip of wine, and suddenly chuckled softly. Her laughter sounded relaxed, but a fleeting red glint in her eyes revealed her inner turmoil.

"Hilarious! Do they think I'm holding my breath so I can wipe out those stragglers from the Invaders Alliance in one fell swoop?"

"Ha, what unrealistic dreams are you having?"

【Hmm...maybe.】The idiot compressed and packaged some information about the cause and effect of this chess game into a small system group and typed that they should show it to the host at a good time.

One of them has already gone mad; if a few more go mad over there, it'll be completely ruined.

"What are you planning to do?" After doing all that, the idiot looked at Yan Xi, who had finished laughing and was now lying back on the table, and asked.

"What can I do? Just start selling~ With my IQ, who can I fool~" Yan Xi wrapped her slender index finger around her hair, the black and red strands of hair making her fingers look as white as jade, a definite treat for hand fetishists.

After a moment of silence, Yan Xi suddenly asked a question that seemed completely unrelated: "What time is it?"

The idiot glanced at the electronic screen and replied, "A little after ten."

Yan Xi immediately stood up, pushing herself up off the table: "Okay, let's go."

【go home?】

"Otherwise what? Me, destroy the world?" Yan Xi retorted to the idiot. "I'm just a useless salted fish, afraid of dropping salt even when I turn over. This game of chess, let whoever wants to play, play it. I don't have the intelligence to take over."

After saying goodbye to a few familiar waiters, Yan Xi pushed open the door and went downstairs. She had been acting crazy here for quite a while, and if she stayed any longer, she was afraid she would lose all her composure.

Finding a blind spot in the emergency exit's security cameras, Yan Xi instantly teleported home using a magic spell. Although she wasn't in a great mood, she had to admit that magic was incredibly convenient.

Two minutes after Yan Xi left, several figures slipped into the emergency exit, went down from the second floor to the first floor, and looked around as if they were looking for someone.

After searching for a while without finding anything, the group walked out of the underworld, gathered together and talked for a while before leisurely leaving.

Back home, Mo Ran was still browsing the online store. Yan Xi didn't want to talk either, so she just greeted her and went to take a shower and go to bed.

Before going to sleep, Yan Xi felt like she had forgotten something, but she couldn't remember it. She was in a bad mood and too lazy to think, so she covered her head and went to sleep, sleeping until noon.

The fool hesitated several times before finally telling Yan Xi that she had forgotten Gao Taiming.

The next day at noon, when Gao Taiming appeared at her door with a wronged look on his face and questioned her about why she hadn't told him she was leaving, Yan Xi finally realized what she had forgotten.

By this time, she had mostly calmed down, so she ate and played as usual, casually replied to Gao Taiming a few words, and then dragged him out to eat and drink.

Yes, at this moment, Mo Ran was still browsing the online store.

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small theater

After the gods, immortals, and humans tricked Yan Xi and Shui Yuntian and the others away:

Demon: [Wow, you guys really managed to trick Yan Xiaojiu away! You're really brave, guys!]

Ghost: [Aren't you afraid she'll retaliate if she finds out?]

Person: [Uh...it's okay, it's not a big deal. We'll just run away when she gets back.]

God: [Exactly, we can just hide for a while and come back when she forgets about it.]

Demon: [You've probably forgotten what her system does, right? You think you can outrun her?]

Immortal: [Oh no, I forgot about that.]

Demon: [Wait a minute, where are the others from Shuiyuntian?]

Ghost: […Holy crap, no way?! Is he that brave?!]