Ye Luoli: The Charismatic Girl Leads the World to Darkness

(This chapter is written to warn readers of potential triggers. If you don't like it, please skip it. Thank you.)

Hello, dear book lovers.

I'm writing this piece of useless rambling today because it's something I genuinely feel. After all, there are always some clueless guys who come here just to get attention, which annoys me to no end.

I'm sure some of the new friends have seen my revised profile. What do you think? Does it deter those guys?

The latter half of that introduction might have been a bit too fiery, but it was something I carefully considered and typed out bit by bit, suppressing my temper. To put it simply, it was from the bottom of my heart.

Those who are interested can check it out.

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Lemon is a bookworm. She started reading online novels when she was in the third or fourth grade of elementary school and has been reading them ever since, probably for eight or nine years now.

I can say without exaggeration that I have read all types of novels in recent years, including both male-oriented and female-oriented ones.

Lemon Reading has only one characteristic: if you don't like it, you just exit without leaving a review or saying anything. You can check out my Tomato homepage; apart from one book that's completely plagiarized, I can say that all the others are five stars.

(Oh, wait, there's another novel that advertised two male protagonists. I really liked it and kept following it, but in the end, they wrote my god Zhang Qiling as a girl!!! And a shy, demure one at that! Unforgivable!!!)

Moreover, I actually wrote this book just for fun and to earn some extra money. I know my own writing style. I accept that my writing is bad and the plot is outdated, because it's the truth.

Moreover, if you genuinely want to give me feedback and help me improve, I will thank you sincerely without saying a word.

I review the comments every now and then. I've corrected any typos or plot omissions you pointed out. I've even replied to some of your comments with things like "I'll fix it right away."

I can say that I'm pretty good at being polite (even though I like to swear).

But seriously, is it so hard for some people to just leave if they don't like something? Do they have to stay around making me uncomfortable so I can yell at them and feel better?!

I'm so tired of saying "If you don't like it, please don't hurt me".

Here, I sincerely suggest that if you don't like my book, please close it immediately and say goodbye.

Also, if you don't like it, you can complain verbally, but I refuse to accept written comments. The first time I tried to talk things out with you calmly and peacefully, but the second time, I'm not even sure what I'll say.

Also, don't fucking tell me things like "I can't say I don't like it?" Yes! I'm telling you clearly right now, it's fucking impossible!!!

I'm bad at everything. I'm a bad writer, I'm easily hurt, I have a bad temper, and I like to swear...

So, if you don't like it, just leave. Otherwise, I'm afraid I won't be able to resist giving you a piece of my mind. Anyway, my biggest strength is that I'm stubborn and I'm also a bit crazy (my mom admitted it herself). If you say my writing is bad, I can keep arguing with you. Anyway, I have the time and energy. Let's see who can't hold out longer.

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Now I'll warn you all about a few things to avoid.

1. This article mainly highlights the female lead. So, fans of the original work, main characters, or any other kind of original fan, please don't bother. You can just close the book and leave.

2. As I have clearly stated in the synopsis, this is a female-centric novel that breaks up couples. She also has the halo of being a heartthrob. It will be sweet and awkward. If you are a fan of couples like Shui Mo Yan Bing, please do not continue reading. Please close the book and leave.

3. I never claimed that my writing was good, nor did I say that the plot wouldn't be cliché. If you prefer writing that isn't written by an elementary school student and novel plots, then you don't need to go in. Turning around and leaving is your best course of action.

4. This book will be presented from a "player" perspective. You can ship any pairings you like, but there will be no male lead in the end. If Yan Xi falls for him, I'll admit defeat. If you prefer a clean relationship with a single male lead and can't accept a player-player dynamic, you can close the book and leave now.

5. Since Yan Xi's personality is actually the same as my own, it's normal for her to swear a lot. If you can't accept this, you can close the book and leave.

Well, that's all for now. If there are any other things you should avoid, please feel free to comment. I'll add them later if I think of any.

Also, please don't argue with me in the comments. Although I usually have a lot of fun with you guys, I don't always have that much patience. Those fans who support the original drama, please don't point fingers at me. I won't accept it.

Finally, let me repeat myself: if you can't accept this book, please leave directly. I know what kind of writing I have, and I'm aware that it's inferior to other people's works. You don't need to leave any disgusting comments or reviews here, which will save me from getting upset and cursing you. It's better for everyone.

Okay, that's all. I'm sorry to have taken up everyone's time watching such boring stuff. I apologize to everyone.

Talking about compensation is a bit vague, since I type slowly and can't update much, I don't even have any drafts saved up. All I can say is: I'm sorry.

If this warning has dampened your spirits, I apologize. However, I don't want a chaotic comment section. This is my first book, and possibly my last. I don't want to leave a bad impression on myself or on those who genuinely like this book and me as the author.

Oops, I wasn't paying attention, I've said too much again.

Lastly, Lemon wishes everyone a safe and smooth journey, and a pleasant trip ahead.

Thank you for watching.