Ye Luoli: The Charismatic Girl Leads the World to Darkness

"accept."

Clenching her fist, Yan Xi exhaled a breath of stale air, comforted herself for a moment, and then said to the idiot.

[Ding—Task accepted successfully. Rewards have been sent to your system inventory. Please check them.]

[Loading host information—]

System Name: 0103 (Nickname: Idiot)

Name: Yan Xi

Age: ? ? ? (I dare not ask, I think I'll be in big trouble if I do (⊙x⊙;))

Appearance: 99+ (Host, you are as beautiful as... (a thousand-word essay omitted here) (?′?`?))

Attributes: (Due to dimensional limitations, all attributes are sealed at 50%) (The average attribute value for ordinary humans is 5).

Power: (Tears apart planes with ease (???????))

Speed: 5000 (My host takes off in a second? (*′?`*)?)

Physique: 8695 (Thick skin and tough flesh, punching through the earth is not a dream??)

Spirit: 8973 (Turning you into an idiot is just a thought away; don't mess with me!)

Bloodline: Nine-Tailed Celestial Fox

Abilities: ??? (...Does tearing apart a dimension count as an ability?)

Main weapons: Nine-Tailed Spirit-Breaking Fan, Nine-Tailed Mysterious Heavenly Demon Harp, Nine-Tailed Heaven-Severing Ribbon, Nine-Tailed Heart-Separating Sword... (Exclusively for the Fox Clan!)

Collected items: ? (The host said not to look into her system inventory, or she would kill the system.)

Yan Xi: ...Calling you an idiot is an understatement.

"Your Highness Xiyun, you..."

Seeing Yan Xi staring blankly with her back to her, Xin Ling assumed she was considering what she had said and hadn't dared to speak. Only when Yan Xi made a move did Xin Ling finally open her mouth to speak.

Xin Ling's words, though not loud, startled Yan Xi. If she hadn't spoken, Yan Xi would have completely forgotten about her.

After a moment's thought, Yan Xi turned around, nodded to Xin Ling, and said, "Okay."

"Please test me again... W-what?! You agreed?!"

Xin Ling's words caught in her throat halfway through, and she almost couldn't react.

“Three conditions.” Yan Xi raised an eyebrow, her still chubby face serious. She held up three slender, white fingers and waved them in front of Xin Ling.

"First, whether to help, what to help with, and how to help are all my own decisions. You can't force me to do something I don't want to do."

“Okay.” Xin Ling thought for a moment and nodded in agreement.

"Second, unless I agree or there is an extremely urgent matter, you cannot tell anyone about my existence."

"Sure," Xin Ling answered readily.

"Third, unless absolutely necessary, do not implicate the Lingxi Pavilion, and especially do not set your sights on Yan Jue."

"it is good."

Xin Ling's three consecutive affirmations pleased Yan Xi. She smiled, her serious expression vanished, and she put on a professional, slightly effeminate smile, appearing very amiable.

"Well then, congratulations on our successful collaboration. Is there anything else I can do for you?"

Idiot: This guy changes his mind faster than flipping through a book. Host, are you perhaps trained in Sichuan opera face-changing?

All I can say is, she's a woman after all.

Xin Ling was also momentarily stunned by Yan Xi's change of expression, but she quickly recovered and said to Yan Xi, "That's all. But if you want to return to the Fairy Realm, you have to sign your name on my contract first."

"Do you have a contracted fairy? I have several Ye Luoli fairies and artificial fairies here, you..."

“No need, I have a contracted fairy.” Yan Xi interrupted Xin Ling’s sales pitch.

As she spoke, she pulled her backpack to her chest, and with a thought, used the backpack as a cover to extract the plant-type Saint-level fairy she had just been rewarded with. Fearing that Xin Ling, the space fairy, would notice, Yan Xi even used a mental barrier to conceal any spatial fluctuations.

If Xinling discovers the system... that would be a huge disaster!

Yan Xi didn't know if Xin Ling would get into trouble, but she was certain that Xin Ling would be struck by lightning!

Although the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder didn't do much harm to her, she would definitely be laughed at by her eight older sisters for hundreds or thousands of years!

So, Yan Xi would absolutely not make any mistakes in this kind of thing (...although Lemon finds it hard to believe and thinks she'll get struck by lightning sooner or later).

Unzip the zipper, and a green figure flew out automatically, circled Yan Xi once, and finally stopped on Yan Xi's right shoulder.

This is a beautiful female doll, with a slender figure, and is half a head taller than the dolls in the doll shop window.

Her long, jet-black hair was loosely braided and tied at the back of her head, hanging down to her knees. Peeking out from the hair were a pair of elven ears adorned with green vine-shaped gemstone earrings. Her features were three-dimensional, her appearance exquisite and beautiful, her face expressionless, and her emerald eyes were clear and cold, devoid of any extra emotion.

She wore a dark green, waist-length ruqun (a type of traditional Chinese dress), over which was a lighter-colored, wide-sleeved blouse, the hem of which was embroidered with vine patterns. A jade flute, emerald green, was fastened to the right side of her jeweled belt. On her feet were green high heels adorned with vines. Even the flowing sleeves of her robe seemed to exude an ethereal aura.

The reward was truly beautiful; even Yan Xi, who was used to seeing beautiful women, couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.

This doll is quite pretty and has a great presence, but she's still a little bit inferior to Fourth Sister! But how could those old fogies be willing to bring out such a rare beauty? It's like the sun has risen in the west!

[How is it? Are you satisfied with this reward, host?] The idiot sat cross-legged in the system space, his two little arms crossed over his chest, his big eyes full of anticipation.

"That's great, you little idiot!"

Idiot: I... never mind, whatever makes you happy.

A name is just a label; since you can't resist it, just lie down and enjoy it. [Sigh]

Thinking about it this way, the idiot suddenly felt that the name actually sounded kind of nice? So it suddenly became happy, and when it heard its host praising it, it suddenly became proud!

[That's right! This fairy is not only beautiful, but she can also be considered the ceiling of combat power in this world. Moreover, she can change her combat power according to the world you choose, host. No matter what world she is in, she is the ceiling of combat power!] The idiot tilted his head back, his chin almost touching the sky.

[And those ten pieces of clothing offer both physical and magical defense, plus a 500% attribute bonus! They'll be incredibly useful in this magical world! Plus, the style and color can be changed to suit your taste, host—I specially chose them!]

"Sure!" Yan Xi asked, somewhat surprised. "What about the ten inner cores?"

[The inner cores aren't anything special.] The idiot lowered his head, looking somewhat dejected, and pouted, saying, [Those ten thousand-year-old inner cores were just something those old guys brought out to make up the numbers; they're not very useful. If you don't like them, host, you can give them away as a favor.]

"By the way, how did you get all these things? Those old fogies were willing to part with them?" Yan Xi asked as Xin Ling led her into the inner room.

[Of course I wouldn't part with it! I got it all from them! Aren't I amazing!] The idiot looked proud and asked Yan Xi for credit, his tone soft and cute, his lowered eyelids concealing the cold glint in his eyes.

It glanced at its system inventory, where various treasures were piled up like a small mountain, and sneered—ha, bullying its host like that, it wouldn't be 0103 if it didn't skin them alive! Ah, no, it's called Stupid Egg now…

Okay, it's alright. Cut out that part and start over!

If we don't skin them alive, they're not idiots!

If the system didn't have a limit on the total value of the rewards, and could only choose what was most useful to the host at the moment, it would have wanted to move this entire mountain out for Yan Xi.

"You're so awesome, you idiot!" Yan Xi smiled with pride, her eyes crinkling, her mood instantly brightening.

Her system is called "Stupid Egg," but it's not actually stupid. When it needs to be shrewd and tough, it can strip you bare!

How could a system that has been with her for tens of thousands of years be truly useless?

Upon receiving Yan Xi's praise, the idiot jumped up, grinning foolishly and spinning around. He was so happy, he looked like a two-hundred-pound fool!

Seeing the idiot's stupid appearance, Yan Xi couldn't help but facepalm (￢д￢。) — She took back what she had just said; this fool was hopeless.

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small theater

Idiot: Host praised me, hehehehehehehehehe ヾ(??▽?)ノ

Yan Xi: ...It's hopeless, let's give up on treatment (?_?)

Idiot: Host, you don't love me anymore o·(????????????)?°

Yan Xi: ...Get the hell out of here o(▼皿▼)\u003d\u003dO))￣0￣\“)o

Idiot: Okay~ [hugs and curls up][rolls away]

Yan Xi: ...