Godslayer: I've gone bald, but I'm stronger now!

Chapter 96 Patrick Star! Look what I caught?! A glowing hard-boiled egg!

"No, are you sure this will really get us in?"

(?︹???)

"I'm not sure, but that's what my mother taught me."

"...But isn't your mother mentally ill?"

"How did you know?"

"Don't forget that I am the agent of the God of Prophecy."

"Um... Although my mother has some issues, she shouldn't be lying to me about this, right?"

"But I always feel that our position..."

Lin Qiye's face was a little red. He was lying flat on the bed, looking at Bai Yu who was very close to him.

In the middle is Barbatos's chubby face, which has been compressed and is somewhat deformed.

"Waaah, come any closer! Don't be so soft-hearted with me!" (︷?)

The three of them were like a sandwich filling. Ever since Lin Qiye was able to truly liberate Barbatos, Barbatos could temporarily remain in the mortal world in his physical body.

Right now, Lin Qiye and Barbatos are using the method Nyx taught them to take Bai Yu to the mental hospital, cough cough, the Gods' Mental Hospital.

The method was to place the white jade on Lin Qiye's body, with Barbatos sandwiched in between.

According to Nyx, this is the position Barbatos was in at birth. Nyx is now able to briefly enter and leave the mental hospital. During her last visit to the mental hospital, she discovered that she could pull Bai Yu into the mental hospital through Barbatos.

Originally, Lin Qiye hadn't planned to tell Bai Yu about the mental hospital, after all, his secret was too shocking, but...

The great wizard Merlin wants to see him.

However, at this point, Archmage Merlin's healing progress had not yet reached 50%, so he had to settle for bringing in the Jade instead.

"Daddy, push harder! Get closer to Mommy!"

Bai Yu: "..."

Suddenly, a dazzling magic circle appeared beneath Lin Qiye, as if a door to another world had opened behind him.

Suddenly, a pair of hands reached out from the door and pressed Bai Yu's head down.

Bai Yu was shocked as she watched Lin Qiye getting closer and closer.

"Mom, I'm not clean anymore..." (? `Д ? )?

The next second, in the recruit camp dormitory, Lin Qiye was left alone on his bed, staring blankly at the ceiling, while Bai Yu...

They have disappeared without a trace.

Asylum of the Gods.

"Ptooey! Ugh! I'm unclean! Is this how you got in? I'm speechless! I really want to drag this corpse out and beat it up!!!"

Lin Qiye also looked disgusted: "Pah! I definitely didn't touch it, I definitely didn't touch it, I tilted my head!"

The two were in a sorry state, and at this moment, Barbatos had already run up to Nyx and stretched out his chubby little hand.

"Grandma, Mommy, did I do a good job? Hug me!" \(^w^\)

Nyx smiled and picked up Barbatos.

Meanwhile, when the Archmage Merlin saw the white jade, his eyes lit up as if he had seen some rare treasure. The fervor in his eyes was like that of a rogue seeing a beautiful woman, a wild dog seeing a female dog, or a young author seeing a good review!

"You! It's you! You're the one I saw at the end of the world's truth!"

As he spoke, Merlin came forward and helped Bai Yu up.

"Yes, yes, that's it. Let me study how to use it first."

"So... you're using this bald head as my new crystal ball?"

As he spoke, the Archmage Merlin conjured a handkerchief, breathed on the top of Bai Yu's shiny head a few times, and then wiped it with the handkerchief.

sizzle.

The sound of friction told everyone that Bai Yu's bald head was spotless.

"Ah! I think I see it!"

"Come on, my new crystal ball! Come back to my room!"

Lin Qiye: “…”

Wait, something seems wrong.

Grand Master Merlin's request to see Bai Yu meant he wanted to use his bald head... as a new crystal ball?!

puff!

Lin Qiye looked at Nyx, who was laughing beside him.

next second...

Lin Qiye couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha, Bai Yu! You've finally met your match!"

"Where's my phone?! Where's my phone?! Ahhhhhh! Why can't I bring my phone in?! If I could record this, I'd eat you alive for the rest of my life!"

Bai Yu: "..."

"Hello, hello, is this the place you were talking about that you brought me to broaden my horizons?"

boom!

Suddenly, the Archmage Merlin, who had just been standing next to Bai Yu with a fanatical expression, turned into SpongeBob SquarePants and, without saying a word, slammed his fist over Bai Yu's head! Then he shouted at Lin Qiye, who was standing to the side.

"Oh! Patrick! Look what I caught?! A glowing hard-boiled egg!" (°?°)b

"Help me out! If we drag him to Mr. Krabs' house, we should be able to get lots of delicious Krabby Patties!"

Merlin's move was swift and unexpected. Just moments ago, Lin Qiye was laughing so hard he fell to the ground. When he saw Merlin's net cover Bai Yu, Lin Qiye almost thought that Bai Yu would be turned into a real hard-boiled egg by Merlin.

But unexpectedly...

Nothing happened.

Well, since nothing happened, he continued to laugh.

Haha ...

Bai Yu roared in fury: "Go to hell!!!"

The head caregiver was really helpful; he suddenly appeared out of nowhere and shielded the SpongeBob SquarePants that Merlin had transformed into, acting as a tranquilizer.

Bai Yu calmly greeted, "Hello, little snake demon."

Li Yifei: "Hello, little braised egg."

Bai Yu's eyes revealed murderous intent.

Li Yifei remained silent, trembling with fear.

Li Yifei, quick-witted as ever, said, "Haha, you guys chat! I still have to go do laundry!"

Bai Yu removed the net from his head and then frowned as he looked at the monk Merlin, who was lying on the ground fast asleep.

He felt like something was wrong.

He remembered... Merlin was supposed to transform into a pink starfish, right? Why did he turn into a yellow cube?

No, no, that's not the problem!

Bai Yu pounced on Lin Qiye and pinched his face hard.

"Tell me! Was this something you arranged?!"

Lin Qiye protested, "No! I didn't arrange it! He wanted to see you, I just brought you to see him!"

"So you two were plotting against me? Confess! Did you take any pictures just now?!"

Lin Qiye said regretfully, "I took pictures! I took so many! Now you know who the father is!"

One of them grabbed the other's hair, while the other angrily pinched his ribs; this is what a fight between elementary school kids looks like.

Nyx watched with a smile for a while before stepping forward to mediate, saying, "Alright, alright, Danados, stop fighting. This is... cough cough, what I mean is, Bai Yu has come all this way, you should treat her well."

Bai Yu stood up: "Sister Nyx! You have to stand up for me! Lin Qiye bullied me!"

Lin Qiye: "..." (???_??)

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