Godslayer: I've gone bald, but I'm stronger now!
Chapter 5 Let Me Try Hemorrhoids
"No, Baiyu..."
"Should we call the police?"
Lin Qiye, who had been carried to his destination by Zhao Kongcheng and Bai Yu, panicked when he saw the love hotel in front of him. However, the two of them held his arms tightly, giving him no chance to escape.
Bai Yu: "Hey hehe, bro, you smell so good."
Zhao Kongcheng: "Hey, little brother, let's go inside and talk about what's going on."
Lin Qiye: "No! You guys are perverts! I'm telling you, don't do anything reckless! I'm telling you! I have hemorrhoids!"
Zhao Kongcheng: "What are you thinking? I just wanted to find a place to chat."
Bai Yu: "Hemorrhoids? Hemorrhoids are great! They have a granular texture!"
!!!
Lin Qiye: ∑(っ°Д°;)っ
Zhao Kongcheng: (°o°)
Bai Yu: "Why are you looking at me? A Tomato reader told me."
Lin Qiye: “…”
Zhao Kongcheng: "..."
Upon entering the hotel, Zhao Kongcheng and Bai Yu dragged the struggling Lin Qiye to the front desk.
Zhao Kongcheng gave the wide-eyed receptionist an extremely greasy wink and said, "One dynamic and passionate themed king room, thank you."
Bai Yu: "Yes, yes, it's the one where the bed moves by itself."
The waiter began to tremble all over, his brain completely shut down, and he only came to his senses after Zhao Kongcheng called him a few more times.
"Sir...I need your identification documents...I need all three of your identification documents."
Ignoring Lin Qiye's resistance, Bai Yu had Zhao Kongcheng grab Lin Qiye and start groping him. A moment later, Lin Qiye's identification documents appeared in his hands.
His documents were prepared long ago, as were Zhao Kongcheng's.
Bai Yu handed her and Lin Qiye's identification documents to Zhao Kongcheng, who in turn handed them to the waiter.
The waiter's hands trembled as he took the three people's identification documents, and at the same time...
"Nosebleed! Sister! Nosebleed!"
The waitress's nose seemed to be gushing out a 2D-style nosebleed, like a water tap.
However, the waitress didn't seem to care at all. Instead, she quickly completed the formalities as if she hadn't had a nosebleed and looked at the three of them with a smile.
"Drawer... there's lubricant in the drawer, sob... thank you!"
"Here are your room keys! Room 3966, three people staying... hehehehehehehehehe" (●'?'●).
Zhao Kongcheng held Lin Qiye, whose eyes were filled with terror, while Bai Yu supported Lin Qiye's struggling buttocks.
"save……"
Before Lin Qiye could succeed, Bai Yu covered his mouth.
Well, I must say, it feels so good you could squeeze water out of it.
After the three left, the waitress sat down on the floor in a duck-like position...
"I...I really want to see it..."
Let's not even mention the waiter who had already fainted.
After the three swiped their cards and entered the room, Bai Yu and Zhao Kongcheng released the struggling Lin Qiye. Lin Qiye straightened his clothes slightly and saw that the two of them did not make any further moves. Meanwhile, Bai Yu was still blocking the door.
With a sigh, Lin Qiye sat directly on the bed.
"Alright, I give up on you two. Go ahead and say what you want to say, I'll listen to everything, but please, please let me go after this."
"And Bai Yu, I'll really remember you. When you get back to school, I'll definitely settle the score with you."
Bai Yu: "Hehehe." (??皿??)
Lin Qiye: “…”
Zhao Kongcheng rubbed his forehead. These two clowns! Then, Zhao Kongcheng turned serious and spoke to them.
"Lin Qiye, male, 17 years old, single, height 175 cm, weight..."
"Bai Yu, male, 17 years old, single, 180 cm tall, weight... bald."
???
Bai Yu: "Wait? Wait a minute? Why are you emphasizing the bald guy?"
Zhao Kongcheng: "Lin Qiye, you've met Michael."
"And Bai Yu, although I don't know what power you possess... I'm afraid you are also an agent of the gods."
Upon hearing this, Lin Qiye trembled slightly, hesitated for a long time, and then nodded.
Bai Yu then directly stated, "I am not some agent of a god. I have my current strength entirely due to my own efforts."
Zhao Kongcheng rolled his eyes and said directly, "Effort? If you try, can you smash the masked man's body into molecular pieces with one punch?"
Bai Yu: "Sure." ⌒(???)⌒
Lin Qiye's thoughts were interrupted for a moment by Bai Yu's seemingly casual remark. Ignoring Bai Yu's playful antics, he directly asked Zhao Kongcheng, "Do gods from mythology really exist in this world?"
Before Zhao Kongcheng could speak, Bai Yu tapped Lin Qiye on the head.
"Are you stupid? Haven't you already seen it?"
“Even I have seen it, the time when your eyes were shining with golden light, that six-winged angel on the moon.”
Lin Qiye covered his head, recalling the appearance of the god he had seen.
"God...does he really exist?"
Zhao Kongcheng sighed and continued.
"Yes, God does exist."
"Before that fog appeared, there had never been any trace of gods in this world."
"But they have appeared ever since that fog that covered the earth appeared."
"In September 1922, an exploration team discovered the Chaos Dragon, Leviathan, in the Mariana Trench. Because it was the first deity discovered, it was codenamed 001."
"In March 1928, Seraphim Michael swung a golden sword from the moon, traversing the universe and leveling a volcano in North America."
"Seraphim Michael is the third deity discovered by mankind, so his code name is 003."
"And within that volcano... dwells the god codenamed 004 of the Divine Ruins, the fallen angel, Lucifer."
Listening to Zhao Kongcheng spout these wildly imaginative ideas, Lin Qiye even considered sending Zhao Kongcheng to a mental hospital.
After all, what he said was far more outrageous than what I had said back then.
A chaotic dragon? A fallen angel?
Lin Qiye's throat moved slightly, and even his breathing became a little rapid.
god?
magic?
What's wrong with this world?
After a moment of confusion, just as Lin Qiye was about to ask another question, Bai Yu suddenly interrupted.
"The Chaos Dragon, in Christianity, is a monster that corresponds to the original sin of 'envy' and is regarded as a symbol of evil. In the Old Testament, Leviathan is regarded as a monster that opposes the gods and wants to destroy the world."
"Lucifer rebelled against God and was ultimately defeated and fell into hell. In most literary works, he is the embodiment of evil."
"Haha, Lao Zhao, you're talking about evil gods~ Seriously, shouldn't we just eat and drink as usual from now on?"
"Eat one more bite, sleep one more night."
"Haha, enjoy life, Lin Qiye~ Who knows, the world might end in a few days!"
After saying that, Bai Yu laughed twice more.
Bai Yu's words, however, struck a chord with Lin Qiye.
but……
He still asked the question.
"Where are the true gods? God? Odin? And what about the gods of our Great Xia? The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, the Third Prince, the Four Heavenly Kings, the Jade Emperor... Where are they?"
After a brief silence, Zhao Kongcheng sighed and shook his head: "No, we have searched the territory of the Great Xia Kingdom countless times, but we have not found a single god belonging to the Great Xia."
Bai Yu laughed again: "Alright, alright, all bad news, no good news."
"I am."
"Oh, right, Seven Nights."
Lin Qiye: "What is it?"
Bai Yu: "Since the world is going to be destroyed anyway, how about..."
"Let me try hemorrhoids?"
Zhao Kongcheng: "..."
Lin Qiye: "Get lost!" (`Θ′)
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