Godslayer: I've gone bald, but I'm stronger now!

Ugh! It stinks!

No way! It stinks!

Bai Yu trembled involuntarily at the thought of possibly facing that stinking, masked king tomorrow. He…

he!

He's a man who can now style the whole world in a middle part, and he's afraid of nothing!

But he was really afraid of the Ghost Face King's stench!

vomit!

Thinking of this, he really wanted to donate his nose and sense of smell to Zhao Kongcheng.

Eh?

Zhao Kongcheng?

"Seven Nights, please invite Zhao Kongcheng to come with you tomorrow."

Lin Qiye was taken aback when he heard this. He really wanted Zhao Kongcheng to come to his house for dinner, since he owed a lot to that uncle for what happened today.

But should I tell my aunt who he is?

At this moment, Bai Yu patted his chest and said, "Just say that uncle is my distant grandson."

Lin Qiye: “???”

No? Dude, are you really that addicted?

And you're taking advantage of us. Yesterday you made Zhao Kongcheng call you "dad," but today you're going to double that and actually want Zhao Kongcheng to call you "grandpa."

You've really gone too far...

"Since you're my brother, shouldn't Zhao Kongcheng also call me grandpa?"

Immediately, Bai Yu put his arm around Lin Qiye's shoulder and said, "Tsk, five yuan."

Lin Qiye immediately punched Bai Yu: "Deal!"

The two were very close, but they didn't notice that a girl next to them was secretly taking pictures of them with her phone.

"Ah! Bald top! Absolutely gorgeous bottom! Sisters, my life is... worth it!"

When it was time to part, Bai Yu and Lin Qiye said goodbye to each other and then went home.

Bai Yu had already prepared his explanation for today.

It's just...

"Dad, I secretly used the money you hid away to buy lottery tickets a few days ago."

choke……

Bai Yu's father's chopsticks, which were used to eat rice, stopped abruptly in mid-air...

Secret stash of money? (o?n)

My damn secret stash of money?!

And even if you do move...

Can you please not say that in front of your mother?

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Wife! My ears! My ears! They're made of flesh!"

But Bai Yu's mother clearly had no intention of letting him off the hook.

"Your secret stash of money! I bet you're not going to give it a single cent!"

"My dear Yu'er! Quick! Your daddy still has Mei Di's secret stash of money!?"

Bai Yu pointed directly to the wardrobe, then picked up a shrimp and put it in her mouth.

"I spent all 1000 yuan on lottery tickets."

The next instant, two sharp gazes, like Superman's laser eyes, raged wildly over Bai Yu's body.

"1000 yuan! All my secret stash of money!"

"Bai Yu! I think you're itching for a beating! So much money! You spent it all on betting tickets?"

Bai Yu didn't care about the elders' gazes, because~

His next sentence will ignite the entire audience.

"I won 20 million."

Father Bai: "???"

White Mother: "???"

Father Bai: "Son? Are you serious?"

"You won twenty million?"

Bai's mother: "You can't lie to me like that! If you're telling the truth, I'm quitting my job tomorrow!"

Bai Yu: "What are you thinking? Daydreaming?"

"Winning the lottery?"

"Haha, I wouldn't even dare to think about it, you guys are really daring!"

Mr. and Mrs. Bai opened their eyes blankly.

Mr. Bai: "So...you're trying to change the subject? But...you still spent 1000 yuan on a lottery ticket?"

Bai's mother: "So...should I spank you?"

Bai Yu stuffed another piece of beef into his mouth, this time chewing very slowly. Meanwhile, the hearts of Bai's father and mother, which had been beating extremely fast, slowed down and then started beating extremely fast again.

They hoped their son had indeed won...

Bai Yu swallowed the piece of beef before saying, "Dare to dream, that's the right thing to do! Hahahaha, it actually worked!"

Upon hearing this, Bai's mother's anger vanished completely, and she immediately hugged Bai's father tightly, shaking him frantically.

"It's a hit! It's a hit! It really is a hit!"

After a moment of excitement, Mother Bai finally asked the question.

"Son! Son! Where's the money?! Where's the money?!"

Bai Yu spread her small hands: "That's all~ I've spent it all~"

Bai's parents: "..."

Bai Yu: "Haha, I was just kidding!"

“I know you’ve always wanted to live in a big house, so I’ve already had someone reserve a large villa.”

"Then there's still five million left, I'll give it to you guys after I claim the prize."

The hearts of Bai's parents were clearly not able to take it, and Bai's mother collapsed into Bai's father's arms.

"Husband, help me inside to rest... I can't stand this unfilial son..."

Father Bai: "Let's go, let's go... Me too, I really can't stand this unfilial son... Damn it, my heart is about to explode."

Bai Yu: "..."

Having settled her own affairs, Bai Yu arranged to go to the market with Lin Qiye early the next morning. The night watchmen were clearly well-paid; they even brought along Zhao Kongcheng, the biggest culprit of the day, despite not having received their wages yet.

"No, you can eat that much?"

"I still have a family to support, can't you save me some money?"

Zhao Kongcheng's complaints came from behind, but the two of them completely ignored them in the next second.

"Supporting a family? What does supporting a family have to do with you? Aren't you single?"

Zhao Kongcheng: "You! You all! I'm not!"

Bai Yu: "By the way, Zhao Kongcheng, don't forget your identity today. Lin Qiye told his aunt yesterday that you are a distant relative of mine."

Zhao Kongcheng didn't care at all: "I know, I know, we're just relatives. By the way, what kind of relative are you to me?"

Lin Qiye couldn't help but laugh so hard he bent over.

Bai Yu almost couldn't hold back either, after all, it's common knowledge that smiles are contagious.

"Ah! That fish looks really fresh! I'll go buy it!" With that, Bai Yu ran off, while Zhao Kongcheng looked at him strangely.

After a long while, Lin Qiye laughed until tears streamed down his face before explaining to Zhao Kongcheng, "Bai Yu said you are his distant grandson."

Zhao Kongcheng: "???"

All the words Zhao Kongcheng wanted to say were summed up in just two words.

Damn it...

I took a deep breath. I can't swear, I can't swear.

"Bai Yu! You little brat! Don't give me the chance! I'll kill you!"

After saying that, Zhao Kongcheng chased after Bai Yu, while Lin Qiye was truly speechless with rage.

if……

I wish this kind of life could continue forever.

As for him, he will strive to become stronger, strong enough that if, as Bai Yu said, a god were to invade the Great Xia Dynasty, he would also have the ability...

Kill them!

Looking back, I should ask the doctors in the mental hospital more questions... Hmm, now that I have money, I'll buy some books about mental illness. With that thought, Lin Qiye followed Zhao Kongcheng, who was chasing Bai Yu.

The sky was darkening, and there were signs of rain. Bai Yu, who had been punched on the head by Zhao Kongcheng, covered his head and begged for mercy.

"Stop hitting me, bro! Stop hitting me, bro! If you keep hitting me, your fingers will break!"

Zhao Kongcheng covered his hand... What the hell is this brat's head made of?

Boom!

Thunder roared.

Bai Yu: "It's only three o'clock, and it's already thundering. It looks like it's going to rain heavily tonight."