Tomb Raiders: After the Nine Gates Ancestor, they let loose and did whatever they wanted!
Chapter 69 A Failed Product with Magical Add-ons: Winning the lottery isn't always a good thing
After admiring Xiao Zhang Qiling's acting skills for a while, Black Glasses tiptoed and furtively took the "secret weapon" with the slight hallucinogenic effect that Wei Wuxian had given him!
It was a small bottle of golden liquid, like a witch's potion, sprayed near the stone bed where the last clone of the Zhang family would undergo its blood transfusion.
The man with black glasses wore a face mask that covered his entire mouth and nose, but he still felt it wasn't enough, so he even held his breath!
He was quite tall and wearing the new, ever-changing square sunglasses—a perk for new employees of the Ghost Spirit Sect.
He resolutely abandoned the round, wire-rimmed sunglasses worn by fortune tellers, just like Qi Tiezui.
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Black Glasses: I didn't have a choice before, but now I want to be a cool blind man! ↗
As luck would have it, to enhance the mysterious atmosphere of the room, Black Glasses was hiding inside an empty coffin.
After the mechanisms were adjusted, the candles and oil lamps here were not replaced in time.
In the dim light, I felt very stealthy; to be honest, even when I put on my black glasses...
Such protective "caution" measures are rare. Usually, it's just one person, armed and alone, engaging in friendly exchanges with the underground "zongzi" (rice dumplings)!
( ̄y▽ ̄)~* Cover your mouth and snicker
There was no other way. After discussion, the three of them, led by Zhang Qiling, the clan leader, decided to let Zhang Qishan, the clan traitor who couldn't be executed for the time being, go.
Once you've successfully recovered your health, hurry up and leave!
It's best to keep the impression of the Zhang family's territory mixed up to avoid unnecessary trouble later on...
Wei Wuxian also specifically reminded Hei Yanjing and Xiao Zhang Qiling that whoever used the "golden water" must remember to take proper precautions.
This small bottle of golden liquid has a certain probability of being a failed product with some magical additional effects besides its original purpose; it's not impossible that it might accidentally harm one's own people.
Black Glasses initially dismissed this with confidence, stating: "I know what I'm doing. The nickname 'Blind Southerner' isn't just for show."
Wei Wuxian shut him down with, "A-Qi, do you still not know much about your new colleague?"
In fact, Xianzai'er found the product of Shengmei's prank amusing and took some of the failed attempt before they separated from the system space.
Unfortunately, these failed products were carelessly tossed aside by Xianzai'er and are now mixed up with the genuine ones in a mess.
When Wei Wuxian used it, he realized it was a bit hard to tell the difference; there was a one in ten chance of getting hit.
The following is a list of victims of failed products in Changsha:
—When the man with half a plum came back from the fields, his luck was low, and he unexpectedly got involved with the "failure of a sudden burst of good luck".
I slipped on three banana peels in one day, fell flat on my face, and was also taken care of by a family of flying birds...
When Wei Wuxian found out, he had Ban Jie Li give him extra wages as a subsidy, with the money coming from Ban Jie Li's account...
—Er Yuehong was lucky enough to eat the failed attempt at the "rainbow popping candy" that Wei Wuxian had highly recommended.
I experienced a dazzling array of colors in one day, matching my face with all sorts of colors, and I didn't dare remove my makeup all day.
Relying solely on her face to achieve this fashionable "makeup" look allowed the much more lively girl, after recovering from her illness, to discover a new world...
—After a day of exercise, Wu Laogou's greedy dogs, attracted by the aroma, devoured the failed "premium fish food".
Developing cognitive impairment, he leaped into the shallow pond, his dog-paddling skills improved by leaps and bounds, and his high intelligence even demonstrated to the forced-into-water Old Dog what rapid rescue truly meant...
—A girl from the Huo family, who was suffering from hair loss, managed to buy the only failed product in the limited edition "Piao Piao Rou Rou Hair Growth Water" specially supplied by Mr. Yu at the Xie family's store.
He cosplayed as the "Forbidden Woman," and after Huo San Niang learned the reason, he became a highly safe teaching material. She even asked Xian Xian if he had any extra failed attempts, saying the Huo family could buy them.
Furthermore, it utilizes waste materials, as even though the smooth, black, and shiny long hair will not regrow, thus alleviating the problem of high-quality raw materials for the Huo family's daughter's wigs.
Even after cutting off her excess long hair, this girl still became the undisputed queen of hair volume in the Huo family, free from any more worries about hair loss...
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Wei Wuxian: I deeply apologize to the victims mentioned above, and compensation has been completed.
Although these failed gadgets are still around, Changsha should have already used them all up, but it's better to be safe than sorry!
(/(?)\)
If Aqi and Xiao Guan win the prize, the Ghost Spirit Sect's welcome event will be stillborn and turn into a social disaster! No way, absolutely not! ↗
Therefore, Wei Wuxian made a decisive decision to "teach according to aptitude," and spoke directly to Hei Yanjing.
"What if Aqi's protective measures have a flaw, and he gets affected? He might fantasize about being a super-rich tycoon, throwing money around in the street..."
This was exactly what Black Glasses wanted to hear, and he immediately declared that he couldn't stand to hear a word of it!
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When using "Golden Water," he was extremely vigilant; anyone who didn't know better would think he was poisoning Zhang Qishan.
(((?д?;)))
Meanwhile, on the other side, Zhang, the adjutant, and Yin Xinyue waited anxiously.
Zhang Qiling calmly lifted the cloth from the tray on the table, revealing a wooden plaque that had been prepared beforehand.
He stroked the inscription number 83 on it, his expression serious, as if he was hesitating whether to activate it—Zhang Qishan No. 2!
Despite his small stature and the lower position, his composed aura was incredibly imposing, causing the atmosphere to momentarily freeze...
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