Tomb Raiders: After the Nine Gates Ancestor, they let loose and did whatever they wanted!

Having just broken free from hypnosis, Wei Wuxian felt his mind was no longer so numb, and he had regained control of his body.

But he still had no strength; his body was limp and weak like a noodle, emanating a strong smell of blood, and he was completely listless.

A moment of relaxation brought on a wave of fatigue; Mingmingzai wanted to yawn.

As soon as he opened his mouth, he coughed up a mouthful of blood. Because he hadn't exhaled during a yawn, the blood flowed backward, and Wei Wuxian felt a burning sensation in his nasal cavity!

(|||?︵?.)

Frequently injured, the experienced Xianzai could only lower his head, sniffle, and try to relieve the discomfort.

With his head bowed and eyes closed, Wei Wuxian's once fair and jade-like face was now covered in blood and as pale as paper. He sat slumped in the chair.

Like a withered flower falling in the cold wind, or a torn painting, its appearance is extremely pitiful, like a doll covered in cracks.

If you suddenly open your eyes, you will be the big boss in the infinite flow, dangerous and powerful, attracting the attention of everyone present. They will unconsciously move towards him, knowing the danger, but still willingly and boldly give it a try!

ψ(? ? 'w' ? )?

Who would have thought that Wei Wuxian was still stuck on the previous part, wondering...

"Huh? Is Feng Che so easy to coax this time?"

They didn't even spend a quarter of an hour nagging me or lecturing me on any profound principles..."

Xianzai'er was puzzled that she had passed the test so smoothly without even having to use her charm, so she decided to return to Hidden Life, behave herself for a couple of days, and get a good night's sleep before making any further decisions...

( ?? v ??? )??

Feng Che frantically pulled out a handkerchief, intending to wipe the blood-smeared face of the cat, Xianxian.

But our self-reliant and determined Xianzai felt it was unnecessary, and with a slight lift of her eyes, she refused in a hoarse voice:

"It's alright, you're not that delicate~"

With a raised hand, the snow-white handkerchief was corrupted and stained black by the evil energy in the palm of the hand, dissolving into ashes.

"Let go! Cough cough cough..."

(((( ;°Д°))))

Wei Wuxian exclaimed in surprise, and Feng Che reacted quickly, releasing his grip and sternly stopping the person who wanted to step forward.

"Don't come any closer!"

The self-aware leader of the Nine Gates was about to get up when he heard Feng Che's words, but for some reason, he obediently sat back down.

Yes, even Feng Che, as a cultivator, finds A-Xian's current situation troublesome.

They are all ordinary people who can't help at all. Are they just going to swarm in and stare blankly?

That would be like throwing an egg against a rock; it would be utterly futile.

A profound sense of powerlessness surged into their hearts like a tidal wave, threatening to overwhelm them—a chasm that ordinary people and cultivators could not cross…

They comforted themselves in this way to hide their cowardice. Tonight, they witnessed the power and cruelty of the monks!

They've passed the age of youthful passion; they're no longer at the point where they'd risk their lives for brotherhood, disregarding everything else.

But now, at the age of thirty, they are completely unaware that all changes are still in their infancy...

The Nine Gates was never a clean place to begin with. As time passed and enthusiasm faded, no one could remain untainted in this melting pot.

Everyone becomes complex, weighing the pros and cons for their own benefit, let alone the person in charge who shoulders everything. How can they be naive?

Naivety? People in the Nine Gates all yearn for naivety, but those born into the Nine Gates are not naive, otherwise they would be devoured without even leaving bones!

They all have their own homes, people they care about, and things they care about; fear is only human nature.

However, Feng Che's words may have given them a reason to convince themselves, and to lessen their guilt in the future.

Σσ? ?°???)° ??

She kept reminding herself, "We care about A-Xian, we only stood by because we had no other choice... We're sorry, and thank you..."

……

Because Feng Che had been emotional during the telepathic transmission, his voice was trembling, and his entire being, concealed by his cloak, exuded an aura of sorrow.

"Sir~↘"

…(T^T)” Feng Che’s unspoken words were intriguing.

Wei Wuxian gave Feng Che a calm smile, offering a reassuring look that only they understood, then wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand and looked at the person beside him.

"Ahem...did I scare you tonight?"

There's also a parting gift that will arrive soon~

For some reason, these words sounded somewhat ironic to the leader of the Nine Gates.

"If we're fast enough, we might be able to see him before Wei Wuxian falls asleep from exhaustion~"

As he spoke, Xianzai finally managed to yawn.

Wei Wuxian wanted to rub his eyes, but seeing the bloodstains on the back of his hand, he sheepishly put it down.

"Ha~——Whoosh↘"

o?(*′?`*)?ha~hu~

"Sir, please hold on a little longer~↗ Without the barrier of the formation, if you are suddenly awakened, the evil energy will rebound, which would be bad↘"

Feng Che reminded him at the right moment, it seemed that even though he was overwhelmed with grief, he had not forgotten his duty to protect Mr. Yu!

p(′⌒｀?q)

Wei Wuxian nodded slightly upon hearing this, seemingly about to run out of battery. "Okay~"

He casually picked up one of the incense sticks from the table, held it to his chest, and nodded like a chick pecking at rice.

While talking to Ling Wu in my mind

"Little one, that really caught me off guard!"

I, Wei Wuxian, almost choked to death on my own blood, my reputation built up over a lifetime! ↘”

Wei Wuxian was speechless, once again marveling that his 5000 points hadn't been wasted, and continued to complain.

"Little one, this shouldn't be called the 'sickly, beautiful moonlight' buff, it should be called the 'fragile unlucky guy' buff↘"

e-(?д??)

[Xianxian, you haven't even fully explored 10% of its potential!]

According to statistics, it also has the following effects: heart pain, liver pain, stomach pain, kidney pain, back pain, leg pain, arm pain, convulsions, allergies, difficulty breathing, fainting, shock, insomnia, anxiety, depression, sensitivity, anorexia, autism, drowsiness, and so on...

Vomiting blood is quite common, and given its 5% realism, there's not much additional physical sensation involved; it's a fairly consistent reaction to the current situation...

Ling Wu selected some of the most basic concepts to explain to Wei Wuxian.

_(′?`」 ∠)

"My God, are there really people this unlucky? Even doctors would question their existence if they saw this."

This isn't a buff, this is a true record of life's worst luck!

Wei Wuxian was confused and utterly shocked!

Last time, even with the buff, he still felt very uncomfortable due to motion sickness. And that was under the condition that he had a strong physique as a cultivator. What about ordinary people who get motion sickness?

(?????＿?????)????????I can't even imagine! ↗

What Wei Wuxian said makes some sense; some characters in tragic novels are just that unlucky.

I heard from the Redemption Department that some hosts have bad tempers.

In that kind of world, without this buff to help conceal her sickly, innocent identity...

The villain's sudden outburst at the start nearly ended the entire series; he was killed by the host who took over the mission, causing a rift in the world and almost causing its collapse! ↗

Knowing it was in the wrong, the headquarters had no choice but to sign numerous unequal treaties with those smaller worlds, essentially paying them a lot in return.

(￣y▽￣)~* Cover your mouth and snicker

Moreover, many of the hosts of the Redemption Department would curse in anger every time they returned.

This means that no matter what methods they tried, these guys were still doing bad things in a roundabout way, and there was absolutely no way to redeem them.

Those born with evil traits should be dealt with at their source; let them die to rid the people of this scourge! ↗

(?·_·)︻╦╤─ ? - -●-●-●-●-●

Later, the Time-Space Correction Bureau reassessed this world and reassigned it to the Scum-Ridden Department.

It even comes together with such an "intelligent" buff that automatically reacts based on the host's current situation.

At headquarters, they discovered a number of "char siu" (a type of pork) who could still be saved—specifically, those who had been mistakenly killed by them, or those who had unrequited love.

If they later fall ill, they will feel exceptionally forgiving and guilty towards this particular person, and this type of person will become the "white moonlight" of "Char Siu".

Some experts discovered that this "sickly white moonlight" buff could produce some unexpected effects, so they expanded its scope beyond the Redemption Department's exclusive offer and added it to all in-game stores.

As it turns out, the effect was indeed very good, and the supply could not meet the demand, so Wei Wuxian, as a novice host, even got a 50% discount!

??(???????? ?)

Ling Wu explained to Wei Wuxian, mimicking an angry tone with a childlike voice, sounding increasingly satisfying as he spoke, though it actually had little real power, sounding more like a spoiled child.

Wei Wuxian was completely baffled by these words!

And I was greatly shocked!

(?Pan?)

"So this bad guy, because he killed the wrong person, or regretted it after killing him, and then moved himself with his own emotions, became a good person?"

What about the person who was killed by bad guys?

(???.???)????

Ling Wu, his CPU spinning wildly, concluded indignantly: "Xianxian, I know... becoming 'Char Siu's' white moonlight is incredibly unlucky!!!"

The bright moonlight represents the person one longs for but cannot reach; it is a symbol of purity and beauty, like the bright moon hanging high in the night sky.

And those guys, who were basically just spitting out barbecued pork, insisted on pulling the moon down and throwing it into the mud, then feigning deep affection and looking utterly remorseful—it was disgusting! ↗

Ling Wu spun around angrily as he spoke, and virtual flames appeared on his round, chubby body.

(????д????) Damn it!

……

Upon hearing Wei Wuxian's words, Er Yuehong's expression instantly turned solemn, as if he wanted to seize the last moment he had with Wei Wuxian.

This parting made Er Yuehong realize that this person, who had caused so much chaos in the Hong family but was also very responsible and had a sweet tongue, calling him "Second Brother" and "Little Brother," was far from seeing him again.

Because Ya Tou was frail and had never had a child, Er Yuehong treated Chen Pi as his own son, raising him as half a son, and even planned to pass on all his unique skills to him.

Chen Pi was indeed a martial arts prodigy with exceptional talent, making it easy for him to learn. Unfortunately, his voice sounded like it had been struck by lightning, making it unbearable to hear!

( ′?,_‥?｀)

When Er Yuehong was teaching Chen Pi to perform opera, Chen Pi's voice was so powerful it could scare away the birds in the trees; it was like a demonic sound, comparable to white noise!

If even one word in every line is in tune, that's considered good; every word has its own meaning!

o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓ I slapped the table and laughed wildly!

After several attempts, Er Yuehong had no choice but to give up, deeply regretting that his family's opera had no successors.

Er Yuehong plans to look among the children of the Wu family, Huo family, and especially the Xie family to see if there are any talented ones to take as his apprentice.

Their children have good genes, they're sure to grow up to be beautiful and adorable!

(*?′ ? `?*)?

However, Huo San Niang was destined to be unable to reciprocate his feelings, so

Er Yuehong could only hope that Wu Laogou would find a wife soon, while Xie Jiuye, who had a harem of wives and concubines, already had a child.

Jie Yuchen: ?????? ? ????????

Little Flower's here, Master!

Unaware outsiders, seeing that the gentle and refined Second Master had been raised into a ruthless and reckless man, even concocted a series of conspiracy theories.

Chen Pi stated: I don't want to bring up my dark past again...

┌П┐(???'!)

Er Yuehong didn't experience much of the joy of "raising a child" with Chenpi, which was filled by the sweet-talking Xianzai'er.

Hearing Wei Wuxian call him "Second Brother" repeatedly made Er Yuehong's heart flutter with joy.

Huo Sanniang: My sixth sense told me from the very first glance at the Nine Gates Assembly that Second Master was "raising a son"!

But who wouldn't love the lively, cute, and well-mannered A-Xian who calls Jinxi "Sister Jinxi"?

Er Yuehong and the others exchanged glances, their understanding perfect. They hadn't been able to help in the earlier emergency, so they were using this opportunity to...

Trying his best to wake up Ah Xian, who was feeling sleepy, he was finally able to doze off.

After all, even the most invigorating scent of the refreshing incense had negligible effect on Xianzai.

Moreover, Feng Che said there was no such thing as a formation, yet the evil energy had corroded him so severely.

It would be quite dangerous if A-Xian were asleep right now. Didn't you see Feng Che messing around with Wei Wuxian?

That's right, Feng Che was just thinking about what he should do as Mr. Yu's attendant.

So, Feng Che, who was a bit of a germaphobe, decided to tidy up Wei Wuxian, since Wei Wuxian hadn't been wearing a cloak on his way back from the mine.

His body was covered not only in dust from the mines but also in dried blood.

Most importantly, there's the "Crimson Night" fragrance~

The strong smell of blood has really made Xianzai's food taste even better!

The three elements combined create the whole thing—Mom, I'm back from my mischief! ↗

(*/?＼*)

Dirty and smelly, yet Wei Wuxian himself seemed completely unconcerned.

Wei Wuxian: I've been to places that are a hundred or a thousand times worse than this, what's this?

?(?'?'?)?

Feng Che: I knew A-Xian would say that, but after maneuvering around Changsha for so long, our darling Xian-Xian has worked so hard~

The first thing I do when I get home is, of course, head straight to my big bed to rest, but it's all dirty and unhygienic!

Xianxian: That makes sense... I need to be clean when I get home, otherwise everyone will worry...

(`?w?′)ゞ

"A-Xian? A-Xian? Wake up, you can't sleep yet~" It was Er Yuehong's gentle voice calling.

Wei Wuxian frowned slightly upon hearing the sound, looked up, and tried to open his eyes... but failed... and let out a drowsy whimper.

"Hmm~?"

He closed his eyes and said, "They... won't be back for a while, but they should be back soon."

"Xianxian, I'm so tired... I want to sleep... Please let me go..." Her voice was soft and sweet, she was really sleepy.

"Ah Xian, didn't Ninth Brother of Jin Xintang promise you that if Ah Xian gets injured that day and ends up in a wheelchair like Third Brother, he would make Ah Xian a pure gold one? You asked me if you can get cash instead?"

Although A-Xian is leaving now, as long as you stay awake, Ninth Brother's promise still stands, okay?

"Cash out?... In gold! ↗"

Well, even though he was already quite wealthy, Wei Wuxian, who was terrified of poverty, heard Xie Jiuye say that "cash" still meant gold.

I didn't even hear what Master Jie said, but tempted by the gold, I forced myself to open my eyes, which were already drooping from sleep.

?w?

After all, you can tell how good or bad Ninth Master is just by his actions!

If the word "cash discount" is used, it's definitely not a small item!