Tomb Raiders: After the Nine Gates Ancestor, they let loose and did whatever they wanted!

Pipi Xian stood to the side, slightly bent down, and looked closely at Qian Heng, a puzzled expression on his face.

After hesitating for a moment, she pursed her lips, her sense of duty prevailing over her curiosity, and finally decided to step forward and offer some comfort.

"So miserable? What can't a real man overcome?"

The food tonight was so perfect, there was no need to add any more salt.

(￣y▽￣)~* Cover your mouth and snicker

Wei Wuxian asked playfully, his tone tinged with concern, but not in a way that would embarrass anyone.

When Qianheng heard A-Xian's voice, he looked up, his already red eyes now brimming with tears.

His mouth was slightly open, his lips trembling, as if he wanted to say something.

Yet, a deep-seated, inexplicable grievance choked him, and he chose to channel his grief and anger into his appetite.

"Awoo!" A huge, forceful gulp! ↗?(*′?`*)?a~wu~

With puffed-out cheeks and a determined yet confused look in his eyes, he appeared to be a radical advocate for war, making a vague accusation, solely because...

"That bastard stole my food!"

They ate my rice, and I'll kill them! ↗

ヽ?(`Pan′)??

Qianheng, furious, instinctively reached for his gun, only to find that the cold blade at his waist had already been stolen by Sister Yan Ling while he was engrossed in eating.

Yan Ling: That's exactly what we were prepared for, but unfortunately Xiao Zhuzhu didn't drink much and is still relatively sober.

I've never seen the knife in Xiao Zhuzhu's hand before. She must have just been too big a target to look at properly.

ψ(｀?′)ψ!

Xu Zhu responded, "The knife is my weapon, but if it's not sturdy, it's gone. I wasn't drunk, and I know what I'm doing."

Unlike someone who's impulsive and violent, this is warm and fluffy, with a nice feel to it.

Hehe~↘

Then, Qianheng, who was drunk and acting crazy, received a sharp rap on the head from Xiaoxing, and a gentle voice rang in his ear.

"Xiao Heng, if you don't want to eat, there's cheese and..." Kui Xing's voice was calm and gentle, but it was incredibly tempting to the foodie.

Silently, he took out a serving. Kui Xing thought it was alright, not too bad a calorie bomb.

Even with occasional financial assistance from Xiao Wu, one cannot live a life of extravagance every day.

Enjoy a serving of dry cheese salad with tea, let it simmer slowly, and it'll keep you going for three days—it's incredibly cost-effective!

Upon hearing the word "cheese," Qianheng's alarm bells immediately went off, and he refused, his voice trembling with sobs. His fragile heart had been dealt another cruel blow, and he broke down, saying:

"Waaah~↘White rice!"

It's so disgusting!

"Let whoever wants to eat it, I'm not eating it!"

(づ-???-???_-???-???)づ

Under the familiar psychological pressure, the brat pouted, barely regaining his senses for a moment, and extinguished the fire.

Attracted by the amazing rice-cooking gadget in front of her, Little Star obediently continued eating, successfully winning over the little star~

After all that, Wei Wuxian's hangover cure kicked in, and he became much clearer-headed, though he was still feeling a bit drowsy and lightheaded from drinking too much.

Pipi Xian: It's numb~ It's really numb, my dead leg, pull back quickly! ↗

Why did I have to take a quick look just now?

?????? ﹏ ??????????I was wrong~↘

To be in good spirits tomorrow, and seeing that his attempts to comfort himself weren't working, he immediately decided to slip away.

Now, my attention is drawn to the bowl of sticky mixture in Kui Xing's hand.

Wei Wuxian was genuinely curious about what kind of bizarre cuisine was served on the other side of the ocean.

When Qianheng came back and tasted his family's delicious food, he immediately broke down in his defenses! ↗

Even if the food at the Crescent Moon Hotel is exquisite and delicious, it shouldn't be this bad, right?

??(??????)??!

Having not yet been subjected to the ordeal of his taste buds, Wei Wuxian was still unaware that Qianheng's reaction was by no means an exaggeration.

I think the food Kui Xing is holding is actually quite nicely presented, and... even if it tastes terrible, it's still better than the food from the mass grave... at least it's clean.

Even with his newly developed hobbies of cooking and food appreciation, Wei Wuxian...

The upper and lower limits of their acceptance of food are still very high, even surpassing the "desperate diet" of Zhang's little Qilin under special circumstances!

The cheese was cut into small pieces and mixed with noodles and vegetables, creating a colorful and perhaps mysterious mixture.

Wei Wuxian took it, brought it close to his nose, and a strong cheese aroma wafted up.

"It smells delicious! No wonder Little Star brought it back especially for us to try."

However, learning from Qianheng's experience, Xianzai carefully picked up a piece of cheese, mixed it, and put it in his mouth to savor it.

Instantly, a rich cheese flavor filled my mouth, but it wasn't quite what I expected.

Overall, it's alright... right?

The mixture burst in his mouth, and as he chewed it with difficulty, his brows furrowed tightly.

His face contorted in pain, as if he were swallowing some unpalatable poison.

"!?... Curiosity is a double-edged sword, it almost killed me!" Xianzai was filled with regret after being bombarded with cheese, secretly lamenting his fate.

The cheese had a rock-hard texture, and chewing it felt like wrestling with a piece of rotten meat…

Could it be an illusion?

The cheese continued to ferment in my mouth, emitting a faint, foul odor, like the smell of a rotting corpse.

Aside from the barely acceptable level of hygiene, everything else made Wei Wuxian feel as if he were in a sunless, chaotic burial ground, stirring up those unbearable memories!

(((?д?;)))

Moreover, the noodles seemed undercooked, with a hard, chewy texture, and the combination with cheese was a devilish pairing, utterly unbearable…

The vegetables were completely overwhelmed by the smell of cheese, almost tasteless, and even had a pungent plastic odor...

Wei Wuxian tried to force himself to swallow the food, but it was like a stubborn stone.

It gets stuck in your throat, neither going up nor down, causing discomfort and a feeling of suffocation, and it draws all the moisture from your saliva...

Kui Xing had anticipated all of this and promptly offered a cup of tea, like a timely rain, relieving Xian Zai'er's throat, which was sealed shut by the cheese.

ば?~?(?? ? ??)?

"What the hell is this? Ugh~" Combined with the irritation from the alcohol in his stomach, Wei Wuxian couldn't hold back any longer and started gagging.

A fleeting thought crossed my mind: "Could Kui Xing be playing a trick on me?"

Knowing me as I am, Little Star definitely knows I'll try it; she's highly suspicious!

Seeing Ah Xian's reaction, Kui Xing's cold eyes couldn't help but chuckle, while a hint of amusement and mockery flashed across them.

(???.???)????

However, the moment Wei Wuxian looked up, his expression was completely normal, which dispelled his suspicions.

Little did they know, the Yiling Patriarch would still have to trust his intuition when the time came.

Kui Xing: ...Yes, a family shares both good times and bad. ^v^

Actually, these were items that Kui Xing carefully selected and put into his spatial bag as emergency supplies, considering their practicality.

Just this one box, and it's already been used so quickly. The first one to get it was Ah Xian, but it's not entirely unexpected...

o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓ I slapped the table and laughed wildly!

"Ah Xian, are you... alright?"

"This place is no place to stay any longer, I'm leaving!" Xianzai glanced around and saw the two quiet little ones.

Here comes the savior! He leaves Little Star with a dashing silhouette.

Little one, your dear Wei Wuxian is here to take you home for a nap!

Hahaha~↗

(???????)??

When Xiao Zhang Qiling realized that things were getting increasingly confusing...

They moved the little one to a spot not far away, next to the man with the black glasses who was fast asleep, his fate unknown.

With a bewildered and shocked expression, he stared at the utterly disjointed farce unfolding before him, a spectacle of "joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness" that left him completely at a loss...

Xiao Guan: Maybe I should go to bed early like the blind man, but what about this talking little dumpling?

(●?-?●)

Because of his keen hearing, he also heard the cacophony of music played by Feng Che and Jin Yan amidst their deafening strains.

Amidst the occasional clanging sounds of chopping wood and hammering iron coming from not far away, I was filled with questions.

In exchanges filled with elegance and artistry, inappropriate voices stem from a lack of presence.

Half-drunk and half-awake, Xiao Zhuzhu was excitedly exchanging feelings with his Hakimi!

This includes, but is not limited to: waking up the furry kids who are sleeping peacefully in their new home, forcing them to endure the loving attention from their owners.

( ′??)?(._.`) Pat pat~

Xuzhu is like a very conscientious and responsible housekeeper, working in the vast City Walk of Hidden Life!

First, inspect the area and find the most suitable place for the small animals to live and thrive based on their habits, ensuring they can grow up safely and healthily.

It might even require manually drawing an area so that the furry friends will voluntarily stay away from the area with the hidden floating technology and the ruthless work.

Whether in science or metaphysics, experimental failures are commonplace; we can't just rush into them!

Everyone: Let alone small animals, even a person could be delivered to the market by mistake.

Scientific research requires caution; safety is of paramount importance!

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