A lucky cat fell from the sky.
Chapter 6 Pay-to-Win Radio Gymnastics
Chapter 6 Pay-to-Win Radio Gymnastics
After Wu Cheng said that, Lu Shao also looked at the toilet.
I have to say this toilet is quite unique, but how could a toilet possibly be a treasure?
He looked at Wu Cheng, his eyes filled with doubt.
Wu Cheng made up a story: "This toilet is actually made of agarwood, especially the toilet seat, which is made of sea agarwood. The ancients said that an ounce of agarwood is worth ten ounces of gold. How much agarwood must have been used for this toilet?"
Lu Shao had been fooled by Wu Cheng enough, and he began to believe that what Wu Cheng said was true.
Wu Cheng patted Lu Shao on the shoulder and said, "Now it's up to you to do your best."
After saying that, he strode away.
Lu Shao looked at Wu Cheng's back, his face darkening. Although Wu Cheng had given him pointers on buying the treasure, making him hit a woman in public and address him as "Master" so respectfully was a complete embarrassment to him.
Lu Shao wasn't very magnanimous; on the contrary, he was always vindictive.
Just as he was considering how to deal with Wu Cheng, he saw two people in front of him who looked quite familiar. Upon closer inspection, Lu Shao recognized them.
These two guys are local thugs, one named Zhu Daxiang and the other Zhu Xiaoxiang. They're notorious for their bad behavior and are known as the "underworld brothers."
The two people had been watching the commotion from the crowd.
Lu Shao walked over and greeted them, then got straight to the point and offered them 50,000 yuan to beat Wu Cheng until he was unable to take care of himself.
The two thugs exchanged a knowing smile. They had originally planned to target Wu Cheng, but this young master Lu had added another 50,000 yuan—easy money indeed! They followed Wu Cheng and disappeared into the crowd in the blink of an eye…
Wu Cheng witnessed Ma Yue being dumped and slapped, and was in a great mood. He had gained a lot from walking through the antique street.
Jin Wanliang's cat house is now filled with counterfeit antiques. He puts these things around and fiddles with them, just like a young person who has just moved into a new house and is preparing to renovate it.
At this point, it was probably preoccupied with design plans.
Wu Cheng received more than sixty gold ingots and a cash check.
These sixty-odd gold ingots are enough for Wu Cheng to live on for two months. He won't have to worry about death for at least two months, which is quite a blessing for Wu Cheng right now.
After leaving the antique street, Wu Cheng was in a very good mood, humming a little tune as he walked towards the steamed bun shop not far from the antique street.
He now has over 500,000 yuan in his pocket, plus a check for 3 million yuan, which is considered an overnight fortune for a poor student who was originally penniless.
It's like wearing fine clothes in the dark if you don't spend the money you have, so he decided to have a good meal.
In the past, in order to please Ma Yue, Wu Cheng's meals for a month were basically instant noodles at the beginning of the month and white steamed buns at the end of the month. He lived a very frugal life and never ate anything good.
Now that he had money, and feeling quite pleased with himself, Wu Cheng decided to go to a famous steamed bun shop nearby to eat some buns.
From the antique street to the street where this steamed bun shop is located, you need to go through a relatively quiet alley. Wu Cheng had only taken a few steps when someone suddenly rushed forward and blocked his way.
This guy has Peppa Pig tattooed on his arm; he looks like a gangster boss.
Wu Cheng then realized that when he accepted the three million check, he had already revealed his true colors, and had revealed them to the fullest extent.
At the time, I thought that as long as I hid the checks well, and no one could find them, everything would be fine.
But others don't think that way.
No matter how well you hide it, if someone holds a knife to your throat, will you hand it over or not?
When Wu Cheng saw that Brother Peiqi was up to no good, his first reaction was to turn around and run away.
But when I turned around, I found that my way was also blocked.
It's the same big man with a pig tattoo, but this big man's tattoo is probably not of Peppa Pig, but of Peppa Pig's brother George.
These two burly men with tattooed pigs blocked his way. Wu Cheng secretly groaned inwardly, realizing he had been careless and that he still hadn't adapted to a systematic life.
He still considers himself a poor student who is so poor that even a dog would look down on him.
Back then, it wasn't a case of "the one who has no desires is invincible." Who would have the time to snatch a poor student who had nothing?
But things are different now; now I have money.
Not only are they rich, they are extremely rich.
Not only is he very rich, but he's also incredibly weak.
With his fighting ability and so much money, he was basically just handing money over to those two guys.
The two burly men with tattooed pigs walked towards Wu Cheng with sinister grins on their faces.
Wu Cheng shouted in a bluff, "Don't come any closer, I know martial arts."
Peppa Pig chuckled and said, "I almost forgot if you hadn't reminded me."
After saying that, he pulled out a dagger, patted the blade on his hand twice, and said, "I've heard that even the best martial arts skills are afraid of a kitchen knife. Brother, if you don't want to suffer, hand over the check obediently."
George added, "Yeah, brother, our goal is clear: money, not lives. If you cooperate and let us get the money on the check, we promise we won't hurt you."
Wu Cheng was initially quite scared, but what the two tattooed men said reminded him that he was holding a check, not cash.
Turning a check into cash isn't that simple.
Moreover, checks can be voided through certain procedures.
It seems these two burly men with tattooed pigs are no ordinary robbers; they must know quite a bit.
Since they had some reservations, Wu Cheng was no longer so afraid.
His eyes darted around, looking for an opening to escape.
Three million! I finally had the chance to earn three million, how could I possibly give it away to someone else?
But his searching gaze was noticed by the two burly men with tattooed pigs.
Page said, "Brother, that's not very smart of you. We certainly won't kill you, but we can still sever your tendons."
George chimed in, "Yeah, I advise you to be smart and not make our work harder. This knife of mine is actually quite dull; it must hurt a lot when you cut tendons in your hands and feet."
They approached Wu Cheng as they talked.
The dagger gleamed with a cold light, clearly indicating its exceptional sharpness.
The two burly men with tattooed pigs spoke politely, but there was a hint of indifference in their tone. Wu Cheng sensed that although they did not show any ferocity, their indifference to life indicated that they were probably outlaws.
How to do?
Wu Cheng is now completely helpless, with no one to turn to for help.
Oh, and I can also ask Jin Wanliang for help.
How could I have forgotten about the system?
Wu Cheng immediately cried out in his mind, "Jin Wanliang, stop fiddling with your furniture, or someone will stab me!"
Jin Wanliang, however, continued to move the items he had put in the original inventory, now the cat house, back and forth, seemingly oblivious to the crisis Wu Cheng was facing.
Wu Cheng felt ignored, so he reiterated, "Jin Wanliang, if I die, won't you have to find a new host? Hurry up and deal with these two guys for me."
As Jin Wanliang rearranged the blue-and-white porcelain television, he casually remarked, "You're too cowardly to be scared by just two petty thieves."
"Alright, I don't want to change hosts again after just building a basic cat house, so here's a friendly reminder: it's time to open your newbie gift pack. Do you want to open it?"
"Open it, it must be opened!" Wu Cheng shouted urgently.
Wu Cheng was supposed to be thinking about those words, but he shouted them out in his anxiety, which made the two tattooed men look at each other in bewilderment. What's wrong with this young man? Has he been scared out of his wits?
Is someone so frightened that they're considered unable to take care of themselves?
Inside the cat house, Jin Wanliang opened the newbie gift pack with its cheap special effects.
Several items fell out of there.
A black token.
Two bottles of pills, one red and one blue.
Something that looks like a watch.
There was also a book that glittered with gold.
Wu Cheng wasn't interested in the previous items, but the glittering golden book made him very happy.
This must be a cultivation technique.
A legendary martial art that transcends heaven and earth.
This world is now a world of martial artists, where everyone practices martial arts and the way of martial arts is prevalent.
However, the saying "the poor study literature, the rich study martial arts" has existed since ancient times. Wu Cheng was penniless and couldn't even afford the registration fee for the most basic martial arts class, so naturally he had no chance to pursue martial arts.
However, even if he hadn't eaten pork, he had seen pigs walk. He knew that the most ordinary cultivation manual was worth more than a million on the market, and even then, it was priceless.
I only prepaid 666 to activate a basic membership, and I actually got a cultivation manual?
Moreover, this dazzling golden technique looked incredibly advanced, which perfectly solved his immediate problem. Now, if he simply followed the instructions and treated everyone to a meal, he might be able to get rid of these two petty thieves that Jin Wanliang had mentioned.
Yes, that must be the case.
Otherwise, why would Jin Wanliang be so calm?
Wu Cheng couldn't wait to use his thoughts to open the manual.
As soon as he turned to the first page, Wu Cheng was stunned; the book's title was on the title page.
The words "The Eighteenth Set of Broadcast Gymnastics" are written in large characters in Song typeface.
Below the large characters are three smaller characters: Premium Version.
Heavens above, earth below, Wu Cheng's burning passion was instantly extinguished by cold water.
Even the pay-to-win version is still just calisthenics.
Have you ever seen people fight using radio calisthenics?
Does it start with a kicking motion followed by a jumping motion?
They even had to chant slogans: "One, two, three, four; two, two, three, four?"
But it was too late to think of any other way, so Wu Cheng had no choice but to grit his teeth and keep flipping through the pages.
When Peiqi saw Wu Cheng shouting to open it earlier, but now he was standing there in a daze, he was a little suspicious. Was this guy an idiot?
Whether he's an idiot or not, we have to get our hands on the three million check.
He took a step forward and reached out to grab Wu Cheng.
Wu Cheng was standing like a statue, but just as Peiqi's hand was about to reach in front of his neck, he suddenly did a chest expansion exercise.
He swung his elbow forward, and the tip of his elbow landed squarely on Peppa Pig's chest.
With a snap, Peppa Pig's body was suddenly sent flying, landing five or six meters away.
Wu Cheng's body flew towards George with the help of Peppa Pig's reaction force. With a head movement, he tilted his head back and, by sheer coincidence, bumped right into George's nose.
George's nose suddenly started bleeding profusely, and the blood wouldn't stop flowing.
But Wu Cheng did not stop.
With a leap, his foot shot backward, like a donkey kicking its hind legs, and landed squarely on George's groin.
George suddenly became the leader of the "clutching crotch" faction, letting out a scream as he fell backward.
Wu Cheng then did a cool-down exercise and put away the expensive version of radio calisthenics.
That's incredible, absolutely incredible.
A set of premium-quality radio calisthenics was so effective that it knocked two seemingly burly guys, who were wielding sharp weapons, to the ground and made them unable to get up in just a few punches and kicks.
It's absolutely amazing!
As expected, it's a technique given by the Lucky Cat System.
So it really is true that you have to spend money to master a cultivation technique. Just a set of calisthenics can make Wu Cheng instantly stronger.
Wu Cheng glanced at the two men and snorted disdainfully, "With your skills, you're not even worthy of carrying my shoes, yet you want to steal my money?"
After he finished speaking, he swaggered away, walking as if he were the coolest guy on the street.
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