The Cold King Demands Love and Pleasure

"What?!" How unlucky must he be to receive a chamber pot from his wife after being given one by the Ancient King!

Seeing Min Youan's increasingly gloomy expression, Xia Tongsheng felt uneasy. It seemed that she would have to coax the man herself. She put the chamber pot on the ground and went around to Min Youan's side. "Your Highness, who is the Prince Taigu? He sent you a broken cup. How could I possibly send him such an expensive gift!"

She pointed to the chamber pot on the ground, "Good things should be given to the best people. In my heart, Your Highness is the one who is most worthy of this chamber pot!"

Seeing Xia Tongsheng give a thumbs up, he chuckled. He had seen lovers exchange jewelry and gold as gifts, but this was the first time he had ever seen lovers exchange chamber pots as gifts!

That's really weird!

"Tell me, why did you give me this chamber pot?" Such a good thing, Xia Tongsheng probably wanted it herself, but she gave it to me. It must be because she did something amazing again!

Otherwise, how could she be so well-behaved!

Xia Tongsheng frowned and said somewhat defiantly, "Your Highness, I am sincere to you. No matter what I do, you are the first person I think of. How could you think I have ulterior motives? You have really disappointed me!"

She had just finished pledging her loyalty when Cang Jue came in with the account book. "Your Highness, the guards have already calculated the accounts. It totals 13,217 taels of silver!"

"Wow, so cheap?"

Seeing Xia Tongsheng questioning the amount, Cang Jue quickly glanced at the ledger again, "Yes, that's all the money. A chamber pot is just an ordinary item, how expensive could it be!"

Xia Tongsheng originally thought that so many chamber pots would cost a lot of money, and was afraid that the prince would be angry, so she gave the expensive chamber pot she bought to Min Youan as a gift. However, she did not expect that the money spent on several cartloads of chamber pots would not be enough to buy half of the chamber pot in front of her!

She quickly picked up the chamber pot from the ground and said to Min You'an, "Your Highness, I don't think you need such a luxurious chamber pot. I think it's a bit effeminate and doesn't match your heroic spirit. I'll use it myself! I'll pay for it myself."

"Your Highness, didn't you say this chamber pot was a gift from you to me? Since it is a gift, I will accept it!"

"Your Highness, you'd better not accept it; it really doesn't suit your temperament!"

Cang Jue tucked the ledger into his robes. "I understand now. So the Princess Consort came to deliver such a precious chamber pot to the Prince for a reason!"

"You are the only one who is smart!"

"Your subordinate takes his leave!" Cang Jue looked at Xia Tongsheng's grimacing face, as if she were about to hit someone, and thought to himself that he should not provoke Xia Tongsheng!

"Your Highness, look at your men, they're becoming more and more disrespectful..."

Turning her head, she was surprised to find that Min Youan had been staring at the chamber pot in her hand. "Why aren't you bringing the chamber pot anymore?"

"I won't see it off!" Xia Tongsheng patted the chamber pot in her arms and said affectionately, "My Yingling likes this chamber pot very much. I'll take it back for her to keep as a family heirloom!"

Min Youan smiled indulgently, "Your Highness, you really dare to say that a chamber pot is a family heirloom!"

"Why not!" Xia Tongsheng scoffed at him. "Your Highness, can't you have some kind of intellectual connection with me?"

"Hmm, I fear I am not as spiritually advanced as the Queen..."

Xia Tongsheng sighed and shook her head. "Your Highness, I'm working for you now. Can't you be a little nicer to me?"

"Whichever you desire, I can satisfy you!" He grinned wickedly at her breasts. "Spiritual, or physical?"

"No need, no need, I'm already very content. Your Highness, you're busy, I'll go find Yingling to talk about life first..."

She was so frightened that she fled in panic. Min Youan was like a cute teddy bear dog that was in heat anytime, anywhere. Xia Tongsheng dared not take the initiative to arouse his hormones, otherwise she would be the one who suffered later!

Xia Tongsheng originally thought that the only time she had run around the Prince’s mansion with a chamber pot was just now, but she didn’t expect that she would have to carry the chamber pot back again!

She felt like dying. She covered her eyes, even though she knew it was just burying her head in the sand. But she felt that as long as she couldn't see others, at least she could feel that others couldn't see her either. Even if it was just self-deception, she thought it was just wishful thinking.

She admitted it!

She finally managed to run from the study to the East Garden, shouting Yingling's name! But no one paid any attention to her!

It seems Yingling is really angry with herself over a chamber pot...

This chamber pot has truly achieved its purpose!

"Xia Yingling! Come out here!" Xia Tongsheng shouted again, "If you don't come out, I'm going to smash your precious baby!"

Yingling was sulking alone in her room, wondering what treasures she could possibly have!

"Xia Yingling!"

Yingling flung open the door and shouted, "My surname isn't Xia!"

Although Xia Tongsheng would occasionally call Yingling that, Yingling knew that she never had the surname Xia!

He was just working in the General's Mansion!

"What, you can't even be lenient with your older sister over a chamber pot!"

Yingling pouted and glanced at Xia Tongsheng, "What's the point of acknowledging you as my older sister? You're always bullying me!"

"Where have I wronged you? Look!" Xia Tongsheng patted the chamber pot in her arms. "I just snatched this chamber pot from the prince's hands for you!"

"Really?" Yingling had already been deceived by Xia Tongsheng once, and she really didn't want Xia Tongsheng to deceive her again!

"Of course it's true!" Xia Tongsheng shoved the chamber pot into her hands. "From today onwards, this chamber pot is yours!"

Yingling was about to get excited, but then she thought about it and was afraid that Xia Tongsheng was deceiving her. She suppressed her inner joy and said, "Miss, you really aren't lying to me on purpose, are you?"

"Would I lie to you like this over a chamber pot?"

What kind of person do they take her for? A petty hoodlum who spends her days scamming people on the street?

Now that she was certain Xia Tongsheng hadn't lied to her, Yingling couldn't help but spin around a few times while holding the chamber pot, as if she wanted to dance a ballroom dance with it...

"Are you making a big deal out of this? No matter how precious it is, it's still just a chamber pot. You'll still need to use it eventually!"

Thinking about this, Xia Tongsheng felt that Yingling was performing a dance with a unique flavor!

"I wouldn't dare use something so precious!"

Yingling rolled her eyes at her and wiped the chamber pot as if it were a precious treasure!

Xia Tongsheng couldn't understand why Yingling, who was a wealthy woman with a shop, would be so fond of a chamber pot.

Is it really true that money can't buy what you love?

"If you don't use it, then what are you doing?"

"Keep it as a family heirloom!"

Damn, they really treat it as a family heirloom! They're truly of one mind, even their words are exactly the same!