The Cold King Demands Love and Pleasure

The enormous creature that suddenly appeared at the window startled Xia Tongsheng, who screamed!

Her body instinctively recoiled, and this shudder almost caused her to drop the baby. Luckily, Min Youan was quick-witted and caught both of them in her arms!

Seeing that the child was alright, Xia Tongsheng began to complain, "Your Highness, what are you doing? You almost scared me to death!"

He was wronged too! "I just wanted to come in and see you!"

"Damn it, you can just walk in through the front door! Who comes in through the window to visit someone?!"

Finally, Xia Tongsheng added with a serious expression, "Do you know that when people come in through the window, it's not called looking at people, it's clearly that they're coming to steal people!"

"I'm having an affair?" His lips drooped slightly as he couldn't help but move closer to her.

"Yes, you're the one who cheated on me!"

Xia Tongsheng watched as Min Youan slowly approached her, and thought to herself that something was wrong; she must have said something she shouldn't have again!

"Is it wrong for me to come here to steal someone?"

As Min Youan's face drew closer, Xia Tongsheng quickly pulled the child back to avoid him, saying, "Your Highness, we are in Yan Lane now, you can't be so shameless!"

"Yan Lane is a brothel. Isn't it only natural for me to come to a brothel to have some fun?"

Although Min Youan said he was going to a brothel to have some fun, Xia Tongsheng wasn't afraid that Min Youan would actually go to a brothel to find women!

"Yes, it's fine for you to come to a brothel for fun, but the person you've set your sights on is the madam of the brothel. I only sell my art, not my body!"

"First of all, you must have a skill to sell!" He was not proficient in any of the traditional arts, such as playing the zither, chess, calligraphy, or painting, and could not play any of the traditional instruments or sing.

Damn, this is blatant disrespect for honest people, it's absolutely outrageous!

"Your Highness, don't you know that going crazy is also a form of performance art?" Xia Tongsheng said, mimicking a tiger and glaring menacingly at Min Youan!

Min Youan chuckled and pressed her head down, "So this tigress can be this cute too!"

Xia Tongsheng thought to herself, "Cute? I was supposed to be showing a terrifying and horrifying expression, how could it be cute?"

No, this adjective doesn't fit my established persona at all. I demand that Min Yoo-an choose a different adjective!

But Min Youan simply refused to change, saying, "I've already told you, you are adorable, and you've always been adorable in my heart!"

"Damn, can you stop flirting like that?!" She turned her head and moved away from him.

Without realizing it, Xia Tongsheng felt her face turn red!

Seeing Xia Tongsheng's face turn as red as an apple, Min Youan felt that he had achieved his goal, and he slowly moved closer to Xia Tongsheng!

As Xia Tongsheng watched his face get closer and closer, she wondered why his face hadn't changed at all after all this time.

He remains strikingly handsome.

Just as Min Youan's sexy lips were about to kiss her, Xia Tongsheng, holding the child, was powerless to stop Min Youan's reckless actions!

Thinking to myself, "Fine, if you want to kiss me, then kiss me," she stopped struggling!

But just as Min Youan was about to touch Xia Tongsheng's skin, a small, fair hand accurately slapped Min Youan's big face!

Min Youan was somewhat taken aback, then smiled.

Only Yuetong could make a prince smile even after being slapped in the face!

"My good daughter, you did a good job!" Having a child is not bad at all. At least when the prince bullies her, she has a child who can help her!

"Your Highness, how does it feel to be slapped in the face by your own daughter?"

Xia Tongsheng deliberately asked Min Youan how he felt at this moment, as if she were watching a joke!

"I feel incredibly happy!"

His words made Xia Tongsheng laugh, and she quickly grabbed Xiao Yuetong's little hand and hit Min Youan again!

Min Youan quickly feigned surrender, "I'm truly afraid of you two!"

He looked at Xia Tongsheng with a hint of grievance, "When do you plan to have another child for me, so that I can have a helper?"

"Your Highness, aren't you afraid I'll give birth to another little devil, and he'll be on my side?" Xia Tongsheng pointed at Xiao Yuetong and then at herself. "Right now it's one against two, and you're already at a disadvantage. What if it becomes one against three later?"

Xia Tongsheng's life after the prince can be summed up in one idiom: "living in dire straits"!

“That’s not how you do it,” Min Youan started to show off. “There are risks and opportunities in everything you do. If you have another child, he might become your ally, creating a one-on-three situation. But on the other hand, this child might also become my ally, creating a stable two-on-two structure!”

Min Youan then tried to persuade Xia Tongsheng, "Think about it, two against two, isn't that also beneficial to the stability and harmony of the family?"

"Your Highness, stop trying to fool me. You've never experienced the pain of childbirth. Do you think childbirth is as easy as taking a dump?"

Although Xia Tongsheng really didn't want to use this vulgar metaphor, defecating was probably the only situation she could think of that was similar to childbirth for men!

After all, this was in ancient times. Although people in ancient times knew that childbirth was painful, men had never experienced how painful it was! Moreover, in such a feudal era, childbirth was a secretive matter. Who would be willing to tell a man about their childbirth experience?

When Xia Tongsheng thinks back to the scene when she gave birth to Xiao Yuetong, she can't believe that she actually endured such unbearable pain. The main reason is that if she couldn't give birth, she would have to continue to be in pain, so she could only push harder!

If this were modern times, Xia Tongsheng would never have chosen to give birth naturally; she would have opted for a C-section to deliver the baby!

It seems necessary to educate men in ancient society about just how painful childbirth is for women, so that they can understand how great and hard-working women truly are!

"Your Highness, do you know how much pain I went through when I gave birth to Yuetong?"

"Was he probably slashed?"

Min Youan's earnest explanation made Xia Tongsheng want to laugh!

"Your Highness, do you think one cut is all it takes?" It seems that Min You'an really doesn't understand the pain of childbirth. It is said that you don't even feel an episiotomy during childbirth. In other words, compared to the pain of childbirth, the pain of the knife is imperceptible!

"How painful is it?"

Min Yoo-an suddenly became a little curious too!

Xia Tongsheng solemnly held up two fingers, and Min Youan guessed, "The pain of two cuts?"

She shook her head. "That's roughly equivalent to twenty ribs breaking at the same time!"