Ten years later, the movie queen wants a divorce from me.
Chapter 103 Loach Kung Fu
Swallowing hard, Fang Yi still held onto a sliver of hope and asked, "Is it okay now?"
Ying Gu smiled, a smile full of meaning: "One more thing is missing."
"what?"
Ying Gu looked at Fang Yi and Wang Xinyuan.
That look in his eyes made Fang Yi a little flustered.
Then, the clothes Fang Yi had just changed into changed into a close-fitting diving suit.
Although he showed off his physique, Fang Yi would rather not have it.
Because it's just too embarrassing.
Looking at Wang Xinyuan again, she had also changed her clothes, but this time she wore yoga clothes that were even more eye-catching.
"Which of you two will go first?"
The white fox had somehow returned to Ying Gu's arms again.
Ying Gu held the white fox and looked at the two of them with a smile.
Upon reaching the starting point, Fang Yi asked again, "If one of us gets past, we win, right?"
"That won't do. Both of them need to approve."
Fang Yi: "..."
Goodness, all those loopholes have been plugged.
Without further hesitation, Fang Yi stepped forward and onto the air mattress. As soon as he stepped on, his legs gave way, and he almost lost his balance. Fortunately, he used his ancient martial arts technique to sink his dantian and regain his footing.
However, it didn't look good no matter how you looked at it.
What's even more frustrating for Fang Yi is that he has already noticed something is wrong.
This air mattress is clearly custom-made.
It was surprisingly high in the middle and low on all four sides, and the endpoint was quite small.
In other words, if Fang Yi wanted to cheat his way out, he might not be able to succeed without some skill.
Fang Yi thought about it and decided to give it a try first.
"Come on, let me help you."
Fang Yi gestured from above.
Wang Xinyuan took a deep breath, nodded, and pulled Fang Yi. With a little effort, Wang Xinyuan landed on the air mattress.
But as soon as she left, *sizzle*.
thump.
Wang Xinyuan immediately knelt down.
Kneeling blankly on the air mattress, Wang Xinyuan looked completely bewildered.
Fang Yi covered his eyes, wanting to laugh, but just as Wang Xinyuan was about to get up, she lost her balance, and the two of them almost fell over.
After finally regaining his composure, Fang Yi said, "I'll pull you along."
"it is good."
Wang Xinyuan certainly wouldn't refuse.
That fall almost knocked her unconscious.
However, even with Fang Yi pulling her along, she still had a difficult time walking.
"Ahhh! No, no!"
Thump thump thump…
After falling to the ground one after another, Fang Yi was also pulled down by the fall, and the situation immediately became even more dire.
Because both of them were now covered in lubricant, their feet were even more slippery.
What's even more outrageous is that when they finally reached the middle, one of them lost his balance, and Wang Xinyuan pulled him back to the starting point along with Fang Yi.
Liu Qingqing, who had been watching the whole time, along with the staff, the host, and the guests in the studio, were all laughing like idiots, and the live broadcast room was filled with laughter.
There was no way around it; Wang Xinyuan was just too adorable, and even Fang Yi was momentarily swayed by her charm.
Even Fang Yi couldn't help but laugh.
Wang Xinyuan blushed; it was from embarrassment.
She was kneeling on the air mattress, clinging to Fang Yi to keep from falling, feeling incredibly embarrassed.
"Never mind, sit down."
Fang Yi's voice came from beside my ear.
Wang Xinyuan was puzzled, but since she was already sitting, she didn't move.
However, she soon realized that something was wrong.
"Wait! Fang Yi! What are you trying to do?"
Wang Xinyuan panicked when Fang Yi pushed her in front of him.
"I'll help you get across first, otherwise neither of us will get across."
"No, no! I'm scared!"
"Believe me."
"Can we stop here and try again?"
"it's useless."
Fang Yi interrupted without hesitation, saying, "The middle part is obviously high. If you don't have certain skills, you'll slip down no matter how many times you go up there."
Having just experienced what happened, Wang Xinyuan naturally knew that there was something wrong with the cushion.
However, she was genuinely panicked.
"Trust me, I won't use too much force, and there are soft pads underneath the air cushion for protection, so I won't hurt you."
"Really?"
Wang Xinyuan looked intently at Fang Yi.
Wang Xinyuan nodded after Fang Yi nodded.
Then, under everyone's watchful eyes, Wang Xinyuan was pushed away by Fang Yi like a hockey puck.
At first, Wang Xinyuan was a little scared during this process, but she quickly overcame her fear.
Because the speed wasn't fast, Wang Xinyuan panicked just after passing the middle.
Because the slope begins to accelerate.
"what!"
Amidst Wang Xinyuan's scream, whoosh.
Wang Xinyuan successfully crossed the finish line, and then, amidst the staff's panic, they only breathed a sigh of relief when Wang Xinyuan sat down on the soft mat.
"Fang Yi!"
"what?"
My butt hurts!
As soon as he said that, everyone burst into laughter.
Liu Qingqing laughed until tears streamed down her face, and the situation in the live stream wasn't much better.
When she came to her senses, Wang Xinyuan's face also turned bright red.
However, she quickly composed herself, stood up from the ground, and looked at Fang Yi with some worry in her eyes.
She's made it through, but what about Fang Yi?
But no one pushed him.
In fact, Fang Yi could have simply skipped over it.
However, Fang Yi felt ashamed just thinking about it, so naturally he wouldn't do that.
Then he thought of the Mudfish Skill, and his eyes lit up.
Although the "Loach Skill" is a martial art from wuxia novels, it doesn't mean that it can't be done in ancient martial arts.
In fact, the wonders of ancient martial arts are not much different from those in novels.
Fang Yi now possesses master-level ancient martial arts skills, and his cultivation has reached the peak of the Transcendent Realm.
Although using an air mattress and lubricant is a bit of a cheat, it's not entirely impossible.
Just because I'm not showing my teeth doesn't mean I'm a pushover.
Thinking of this, Fang Yi bent his knees slightly and focused his energy into his dantian once more.
Without any visible movement from Fang Yi, he simply made a sweeping motion with both hands, causing his entire body to move rapidly. During this time, Fang Yi adjusted his direction with both hands, and his entire body quickly swept across the center at an extremely fast speed.
When they reached the highest point, Fang Yi pushed off with his feet, and the acceleration suddenly slowed down. He then gently swiped his fingers to adjust the direction. Before Wang Xinyuan could react, Fang Yi was already calmly standing beside her.
This technique of generating power is precisely the neutralizing and generating of force in ancient martial arts.
Seeing this, Wang Xinyuan was stunned, Liu Qingqing was stunned, Ying Gu was stunned, the staff on site and the viewers in the live broadcast room were all stunned.
They simply couldn't understand how Fang Yi had managed to do it.
Suddenly, it's like I've had an epiphany.
Ying Gu was the first to react, and curiously came to Fang Yi's side to ask the question everyone wanted to ask: "How did you do that?"
As the actress who plays Ying Gu, she has a very deep understanding of the character.
Fang Yi's actions just now were as if he had truly demonstrated his "mudfish kung fu" to everyone.
In response to Ying Gu's question, Fang Yi smiled and shrugged: "Actually, it's very simple. Just think of yourself as a slippery eel, and then you'll get through it easily."
Studio:
"Damn, you really think you've mastered some kind of 'eel-like kung fu'?"
Isn't that a skill only found in novels?
Fang Yi is awesome!
I just love the way he acts all pretentious.
[Although, that was absolutely amazing!]
I have a feeling Fang Yi is skilled in martial arts, but I have no proof.
……
You'll Also Like
-
Terrifying Heavens: I'll directly worship the Black Law of Fengdu!
Chapter 365 11 minute ago -
This humble Taoist priest wants to take the college entrance exam.
Chapter 269 11 minute ago -
When you're in the Wolf Pack, your ability to obey orders becomes stronger.
Chapter 355 11 minute ago -
The NBA's Absolute Dominance
Chapter 232 11 minute ago -
Legend: One corpse-picking message per day
Chapter 319 11 minute ago -
Top Scholar
Chapter 426 11 minute ago -
Huayu: A Commercial Director
Chapter 374 11 minute ago -
Writer 1879: Solitary Journey in France
Chapter 484 11 minute ago -
Hogwarts: Dumbledore reigned over the wizarding world
Chapter 206 11 minute ago -
Welcome to the Bizarre Games
Chapter 653 11 minute ago