Simulated Star Iron: Miracles are yours, death is mine

"Hahaha, my little Lin Yuan!"

A clown mask jumps out of the phone.

He circled Lin Yuan once, then used energy to conjure a body, sat atop the cabinet, and looked down at him, saying:

"You're going to start simulating again, aren't you? Don't underestimate my intelligence network!"

What Jiraiya said?

Lin Yuan took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down.

Sure enough, he had been being spied on by Aha the whole time; the feeling of being watched was not unfounded.

He forced a smile: "Lord Changletian, why do you keep staring at me, a mere mortal?"

"Because your story is full of fun, and I love fun stories."

As expected of the God of Pleasure, all he does is seek out fun and prepare to seek it out.

“Aha knows what you’re thinking. Don’t worry, I have no interest in your daily life.” Aha’s mask floated down. “I’ll only come to check on you when you have something fun to do here.”

Then he burst into laughter again.

"Let's get started! Aha came all this way for fun! I can't wait!"

Lin Yuan felt helpless, as he had already recovered most of his memories from the Immortal Boat Alliance simulation.

Fun?

knife!

I've remembered almost everything, much faster than the system said it would take twenty days.

Perhaps it is because I am on the path of memory that my mastery of memory is getting higher and higher.

No, I didn't have any fun back in the Xianzhou era.

Knives were flying everywhere, okay?

Of the five Cloud Cavalry Sword Masters, three died, including himself.

There are also millions of ordinary people.

Under the light of the Emperor's Bow, everyone is equal.

If he hadn't done everything in his power to stop them, Fei Xiao and Yue Yu probably wouldn't have survived.

There are many other tragedies and unresolved grievances.

It is said that this god of joy would also burst into laughter when watching tragedies.

Among His followers, besides the "masked fools," there were also the "mourning entertainers," a group of people who denied joy.

But Ah still bestowed upon them joy and blessings.

It seems this star god really has a wicked sense of humor, yet there are many historical records about him.

With seemingly insignificant actions, He ultimately triggered a series of events across the world comparable to tsunamis.

“Alright, Aha, but we have to agree on something.” Lin Yuan paused, then decided to use the fun as a threat, “If you interfere with me at will, it will affect the quality of the fun.”

He looked at the clown mask and smiled, "Aha, you don't want to only see low-quality entertainment, do you?"

"Oh?" Aha's mask spun around, then he burst into laughter. "Alright, alright, I knew you were a funny guy too."

Don't worry, as long as it's fun, Aha will never do anything reckless!

If you want, Aha can give you a courier to play with.

Because Ah will never give up on you, never discourage you, never abandon you, never make you cry, never say goodbye to you, and never hurt you with lies.

After receiving the negligible guarantee from this capricious and joyful star god, Lin Yuan activated his system.

Anyway, he didn't expect Aha to actually keep his promise.

Name: Lin Yuan

【Destiny: 30/100 (Memory Commander)】

[Attribute: Fire]

[Wealth: 100,000,000 (Credit Points)]

"I need 70 more experience points to become a Memory Envoy. Last time, I needed 30 experience points in the simulation on the Immortal Ship."

If it's this amount every time, two or three more times should be enough.

“I already told you there’s no need for all this trouble. If you want to be a token envoy, I’ll just give it to you,” Aha said.

Lin Yuan shook his head and resolutely refused. Ah Ha had once infused a worm with power, but it found it uninteresting and withdrew the power.

The insect exploded.

He doesn't want to become the next global laughing stock.

After opening the interface, the system said:

"The simulator is starting up. In order to take care of the host's feelings, the simulation will speed up the progress of unimportant parts and compress the length."

"Ha, you know I was exhausted from the simulation last time, right? Not bad, you're a system that can hear the user's voice."

"Yes, this system adheres to humanistic care and can distinguish the true voice of users. Even if your voice is very sharp, this system will definitely listen."

"Can I skip the story?"

"No, because you can't skip over your own life."

"Hahahaha! I'm dying of laughter!" Aha burst into laughter. "There really are plot points that can't be skipped! No, this is real life!"

While chatting, the simulation progress bar had already finished.

Six blessings appeared.

"Not bad, there's even an upgrade in quantity."

Jin: If I could be young again, I would give you an ounce of gold and an ounce of wind.

You can activate this skill to briefly turn back time and stop those who are filled with regret!

This skill can only be used three times, with a three-minute cooldown period.

Cost: 10 years of lifespan.

……

Red (Aha's Blessing): ? ? ?

……

Blue: Using one's body as a sword

You possess an innate sword and saber physique, making you extremely compatible with swords and sabers.

You can communicate with swords, and they might even appear in front of you in a female form.

Ultimately, one can transform oneself into a powerful sword to sever the cage of fate.

……

Green: A flying object used in beauty

Your gender is that of an armed helicopter, with extremely high flight speed and a beautiful design, so everyone calls you a "flying object for American use".

Unconditionally gain flight and interstellar travel abilities, speed +200%.

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Bai: Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river; never underestimate the poor youth, never underestimate the poor middle-aged, never underestimate the poor old.

It gives you the spirit of never giving up in the face of difficulties and striving throughout your life, but the price is that you cannot succeed.

……

Colorless and transparent: Extraordinary fertility

Those who work hard in spring will reap a forest in autumn.

You will possess incredible reproductive abilities; perhaps in a few years, your offspring could number enough to form a race.

Even if the Star God of Breeding, Taizyuros, came, he would have to act as your Breeding Envoy.

Extraordinary fertility... Lin Yuan almost fainted.

System, have some decency! Stop sending these abstract blessings every day!

After he calmed down, he asked Aha, "And, Aha, are you serious?"

Send a seemingly sophisticated red blessing.

But it's a bunch of question marks.

Lin Yuan pointed to the red blessing and said.

The mask burst into laughter: "This is a little gift from Aha to you."

And also, quickly choose the one with extraordinary fertility, Aha thinks it will be a lot of fun!

Quick, choose! I want to see a scene of carnage and rivers of blood!

Oh, no, I mean you have a house full of children and grandchildren!

Lin Yuan quickly warned, "No way! Remember, you can't interfere!"

I don't want to be a scumbag!

"Tsk, Aha, you've really lost face."

Once He calmed down, Lin Yuan had already made his choice.

"Choose the gold 'If I could be young again,' the red unknown blessing from Aha, and the blue 'With my body as a sword.'"

Ahab is a star god after all, so what he gives shouldn't be too bad.

As for the other three, each one was more abstract than the last, and Lin Yuan felt that the system was just fooling him.

Lin Yuan's vision gradually darkened, and several blessings transformed into streams of light and flew into his body.

then……

Lin Yuan discovered that the red blessing was empty! There was nothing there!

Good heavens! Star God is scamming us!

You promised you wouldn't lie to me! You promised you wouldn't hurt me with lies!

"Aha, you tricked me again!"

"Hahaha! This is pleasure!"

……

You were born on Izumo Star at the age of one.