Godslayer: My Girlfriend Red Tassel

"Damn it, I should have known you had to interpret your divination in reverse!" The man in black robes looked around furiously. "Is this the way you led us? Where are they?!"

At the entrance to the Jade Pool barrier, the group had circled around three times in vain, without even catching a glimpse of their target.

"Everyone, listen up!" the Mad King roared. "Advance at full speed along the fan-shaped area ahead! Intercept the target with all your might and await reinforcements!"

As soon as the order was given, more than thirty dark figures leaped out like ghosts, spreading forward in an instant.

The young Taoist priest hesitated for a long time before finally speaking hesitantly, "Actually, perhaps if we tried a few more times, then..."

"Shut up!" The Mad King, unable to contain himself any longer, turned around and roared, "If you really want to help, stop showing off those ridiculous supernatural powers! Use your own clan's abilities to bless the charging warriors, okay?!"

The young Taoist priest's face was full of reluctance. He pursed his lips and sighed helplessly.

He casually reached into his pocket and pulled out a button that had fallen off sometime earlier.

"This one it is." He picked up the button with two fingers, a flash of dark mist passing through his eyes. "[Incantation] Blessing: Before this button shatters, I, the Asura warrior, will be unstoppable with my bronze head and iron arms!"

Before the words were even finished, countless streams of light split from the button, shooting swiftly towards the receding figures. The aura of the thirty-odd warriors suddenly surged, and no matter how many flying swords and arrows attacked them from within the formation, they could no longer harm them in the slightest.

Only the button in the young man's hand trembled incessantly, and the tiny crack slowly meandered.

"That's more like it, let's finish this quickly!" The Mad King roared, charging out like a raging rhinoceros, smashing through everything in his path.

"Rude." The young Taoist priest curled his lip and followed slowly.

……

"Blessed! He is the Asura King, Water Lord, who wields the power of blessing through the [True Word]!"

Amber's voice was solemn as she directed the three of them to move closer to the edge of Yaochi.

"Blessing?" Su Yan asked, puzzled.

Amber nodded: "Her Majesty said that the Asura's abilities originate from various blessings, and the [Mantra] blessing is actually one of the few innate powers that Asura Kings can master. Its essence is to forcibly distort the rules of reality based on a single event."

Su Yan nodded and said in a deep voice, "Miss Amber, please speak like a human being."

"In layman's terms... ugh, I can't really explain it clearly. To give you an example, he made it a condition for the soldiers to have skin and bones of iron if their buttons didn't break, but that itself goes against common sense."

"The more it defies common sense, the heavier the burden on the medium. For every blow the warriors block, the button has to bear the corresponding cost. So the more intense the battle, the faster the button breaks. This is the price of truth that must be paid when borrowing power from heaven and earth!"

"But the price is too low, just a button. This is practically cheating." Su Yan thought for a moment and couldn't help but exclaim in shock, "If I had that kind of power, I could wish that Lin Qiye would remain single for life in exchange for me, Su Yan, to enjoy wealth and honor, marry a beautiful and rich woman, and reach the pinnacle of life. Would that work?"

Lin Qiye: ???

"I don't think that will work!" Lin Qiye complained loudly.

“I’m afraid it really works!” Amber said seriously, “One year at the Peach Banquet, I was serving by the Empress’s side and I heard the Primordial Celestial Venerable mention to the Empress that he had encountered this Asura King called Water Bearer and fought him for three hundred rounds but could not defeat him.”

What level of cultivation is he at?

“He’s only at the level of a chief god.” Amber paused, then lowered her voice slightly embarrassed. “But his blessing is really tricky. The oath he made is that as long as his wife is still a virgin, he will never be defeated.”

"...That's really tricky."

Su Yan's eyelids twitched, somewhat speechless. To curse someone by wishing their girlfriend would always be a virgin—what a vicious curse! And this demon actually used it on him.

But then again, is it that the Celestial Venerable is truly powerless against the Water Guardian, or is he simply too afraid to push too hard?

Ultimately, according to the principle of "cost," if the Heavenly Venerable's power exceeds the limit of blessing, then the Water Spirit's wife will lose her chastity. Does that mean the Primordial Heavenly Venerable defiled the Water Spirit's wife's chastity...?

Then, whenever this woman went out, she would tell people, "Oh, my virginity was taken by the Great Xia Primordial Heavenly Venerable!"

Wow... Just thinking about it is exciting!

"Su Yan, they've arrived."

Amber spoke softly, her voice still carrying a hint of tension, but the panic from before was gone.

The three of them had retreated to the end of Yaochi, with a secluded peach grove behind them.

A breeze swept by, and thousands of peach petals fluttered down, not in a violent storm, but in a gentle and continuous drizzle, like a silent pink snowfall.

"Seven Nights, you take Serflin inside first, I'll stay and take a look."

After settling the two deep into the peach grove, Su Yan turned and looked at the path behind him.

He took a deep breath, and his heart began to pound violently!

Bang bang bang!

The frenzied blood was pumped by the heart to every part of the body, like a river awakening and beginning to flow. Under the flushing force of this power, the "Klein"-level body was slowly awakening.

This is another precious gift from the Queen Mother of the West!

A perfect foundation for his Dao, meticulously refined over a century using the Kunlun Mirror as a furnace.

...Listen carefully, in this vast universe, if you can only trust a handful of people, then I am definitely one of them... Thinking of this, Su Yan couldn't help but scratch his head again, completely baffled:

"She's so good to me, she can't be my mom, right? That would be too cheesy."

Just as he was deep in thought, the first person arrived.

He stepped across the surrounding buildings, his movements agile, like a leaping black cat. With a few nimble flashes, he landed not far from Su Yan. Protective black mist swirled and surged around him. The black-robed man stared at Su Yan for a moment, then let out a series of strange laughs.

"Jie Jie..."

"The Ugly Ox, a thousandfold strength!"

"The Rabbit (卯兔), a thousand times faster!"