Godslayer: My Girlfriend Red Tassel

Half an hour later, at Yaochi.

Su Yan returned to the Peach Banquet with his maid. The fairy in yellow changed her previous indifferent attitude and invited Su Yan to sit in the middle immortal area to enjoy VIP treatment.

However, Su Yan refused and returned to the mount area.

Compared to sitting politely with a bunch of silhouettes, the animals here are all sweet-talking and gentle. You can pet rabbits and stroke elephants while eating, which is very comfortable and relaxing.

Su Yan played with the tail of a leopard that belonged to someone nearby. Not seeing Lin Qiye anywhere, he asked the donkey beside him:

"Excuse me, fellow traveler, where did the person who was sitting next to you go?"

"Aww." The donkey blinked, looking quite wise.

"He went to collect peaches? He got a three-thousand-year-old peach... Hey, fellow traveler, watch your manners, you're practically drooling on the table!"

The donkey brayed again.

Su Yan nodded and gently comforted him: "It's normal that you haven't eaten peaches of immortality. Peaches of immortality are rare, and mounts usually don't get to eat them. Whether you can eat them depends on your master's status. When you get back, whip your master more and make him cultivate hard so that he can live a luxurious life like Brother Niu, where his master's status determines his status!"

The five-colored divine ox mooed, looking quite pleased with itself.

The donkey peeked out and looked at Zhang Guolao, who was dozing off just five meters away. It shook its head, its long face full of dejection.

Su Yan understood its thoughts, patted its head, and sighed along with it.

When it comes to the joys and sorrows of these mounts, they are often no different from those of people: choice is more important than effort, and being born into the right family is more important than striving.

This divine donkey is proof of its extraordinary strength and ability to travel thousands of miles a day with ease. This donkey is called the "Taoist Donkey." Being with it brings a sense of spiritual connection to the Tao, making it suitable for both travel and spiritual practice.

These two words are truly precious.

But ever since he made that wrong investment and followed Zhang Guolao, he has suffered so much.

This old Taoist priest had mediocre talent and slow cultivation. He barely managed to become a minor immortal through sheer perseverance. After becoming an immortal, he formed a group of seven people to pass the time. His most glorious achievement in his life was "Journey to the East".

—Actually, it was just crossing the East Sea and fighting the ultimate boss, the Dragon King of the East Sea, which was a group fight.

The neighboring "Journey to the West" game has a starting village where you fight the Dragon King; the difference in skill level is obvious.

Then look at that Five-Colored Divine Ox. Its owner, Huang Feihu, eats peaches that are six thousand years old, and it follows along to enjoy peaches that are three thousand years old. Its life couldn't be more comfortable.

"Awooo!" Daolu buried its head in Su Yan's arms and howled pitifully.

"Alright, don't be sad... I'll teach you a way. Don't always compare yourself to those who are better off. Learn to make peace with yourself. Compare yourself to those donkeys who are even worse off, and your mood will naturally brighten up." Su Yan stroked the donkey's head and served it a bowl of poisonous chicken soup.

"Ow?"

“For example?” Su Yan thought for two seconds and said solemnly, “For example, some donkeys are born in Hejian City.”

"!!!"

The donkey suddenly trembled, as if it had realized something, and slowly nodded, falling into deep thought.

The other mounts also showed thoughtful expressions.

These are all innocent spirit beasts who haven't been exposed to toxic chicken soup... Su Yan was happy to be at ease, craning his neck to watch the fairy Chang'e dancing gracefully in the hall.

A moment later, Serflin and the dwarf unexpectedly walked over, found an empty seat, and stared at Su Yan with complicated expressions.

Serphine looked inexplicably aggrieved.

"Why did you lie to me!" Serflin stared at him resentfully. "You are clearly a Great Xia person, but you lied and said you were from Han. We Fire Giants hate liars the most. You are a very annoying person!"

Su Yan scratched his head, looking somewhat bewildered.

After the Queen Mother of the West's explanation, she no longer harbored any hostility towards Serphine. However, to be honest, the two weren't even close friends yet. Suddenly, Serphine acted as if she had been deeply hurt by a scumbag and came over to question what was going on...

Seeing this, the sturdy little man quickly raised his hand to interrupt Serflin, and in a rough voice, with a very dwarf accent, he chuckled and interjected:

"Oh ho ho~~~ My dear old friend, you mustn't, you absolutely mustn't blame the innocent and carefree little Serflin. Look at her eyes, so clear they could reflect the firelight of heaven, what malice could she possibly harbor? She's just never left the Land of Fire and isn't good at dealing with cunning and treacherous humans like you, but her heart is brighter than the purest crystal at the bottom of a lava lake~~~"

Oh ho ho, my friend, your terrible translation tone sounds just like when you're acting with Peppa Pig!

And are you speaking up for her, or are you trying to take this opportunity to insult me?

She's pure crystal, and I'm a cunning, treacherous human? ... Su Yan, feeling frustrated and unable to express her opinion, asked, "Now that we've laid it all out, I don't need to pretend anymore. What do you want from me?"

"Give it back to me!" Serflin stretched out her hand, her little face still angry.

"What are you returning to you?"

"Give me back my Star Axe!" Serflin raised an eyebrow coldly, her delicate face full of frost. "We just met the Queen Mother of the West, and she accepted my challenge. I now need to forge it with the Star Axe, and the Queen Mother of the West also thanked me for the blessing I gave her... the blessing among 365 blessings!"

"......"

Su Yan had a toothache at the time and felt that the Queen Mother of the West was a big liar!

She claimed she was one of the few people he could absolutely trust, and that she had sworn an oath of divinity that she would never harbor any ill will towards him even if she were to vanish into thin air.

Su Yan now felt a deep sense of malice.

Such shameful and reprehensible malice!

"What are you saying? I don't understand." Fortunately, Su Yan's defense was high, so he could barely keep his expression unchanged.

Serflin raised an eyebrow and shouted, "Don't try to deny it! No wonder we were assigned to the mount area; it was all your doing behind the scenes!"

"Huh?" Su Yan tilted her head, picking her ear and blinking, her face full of confusion.

"It seems like there's something wrong with my mental system. I suddenly can't understand what you're saying. Could you please speak the Great Xia language?"

Serflin looked frustrated and annoyed. She struggled for a long time but couldn't think of how to speak the Great Xia language. This extremely complex language, full of tones and rhythms, was something she had learned a little of, but she had no practical experience with. She couldn't put it into practice for a while and was so anxious that she stomped her feet.

"My... give me back your Star Axe!" she blurted out in her desperation, her colonel's accent spilling out.

"You said it yourself, it's my Star Axe, so why should I give it to you?"

"Mine, it's mine!"

Su Yan was suppressing her laughter, finding it extremely difficult to hold back.

As the dwarves said, Serflin, who had never stepped out of the Land of Fire since childhood, had a somewhat naive and innocent air about her. When asked to speak the language of Great Xia, she did not instinctively refuse, but actually tried to organize her thoughts in the language.

"How about this, what other words of the Great Xia language do you know? If you can fluently say just one word, I'll lend it to you."

Really?

"A gentleman's word is as good as his bond, but if you can't say it, then please refrain from speaking."

Serflint pursed her lips, glared angrily at Su Yan, and after holding back for a while, suddenly spat out two words in a clear and distinct voice:

"Stupid——"

Su Yan: ???