Godslayer: My Girlfriend Red Tassel

Chapter 583 Mom says a long nose is a sign of beauty~

A small square table and a lonely little stool with a missing corner on one side sat a burly man, drinking tea and basking in the moonlight.

Yuan Gang stood guard at the main entrance of the quarantine zone. The large golden bell blocked the entrance completely, preventing even a fly from getting in. However, he would occasionally glance at the headquarters entrance, as if waiting for someone.

"Captain, they're flying over!" a soldier suddenly exclaimed over the walkie-talkie.

Yuan Gang's spirits lifted: "Explain clearly, who flew back?"

"Captain Paige has flown over and is already inside!"

"...You all better watch yourselves. If you dare call him Peppa Pig to his face, he'll beat you up, and I won't care."

Yuan Gang was really annoyed. He couldn't understand why Lin Qiye had such a strange nickname. Now, everyone in the Night Watch knew about it. The higher-ups had tried to correct it several times, but to no avail. In the end, they had no choice but to give up.

However, the worst off was Wang Mian. Although the huge photo of the training camp was taken down, the female soldiers liked it so much that they often shared it in small groups and even made it into various memes that circulated everywhere.

He also earned a resounding nickname: Super J Captain!

Swish-!

The clouds had barely passed over the horizon when, before Yuan Gang was still in a daze, Su Yan and Lin Qiye were already standing in front of him, their expressions filled with barely concealed anxiety.

Yuan Gang quickly snapped out of his daze and said in a flamboyant manner:

"As the saying goes, 'Raise a cup to invite the bright moon, and with your shadow, there are three of you.' But don't rush, sit down and have some tea. If you have any questions, feel free to ask."

Seeing Yuan Gang's calm demeanor, Su Yan and Lin Qiye's previously anxious hearts slowly settled down. Given their relationship with Yuan Gang, if Squad 136 were truly in trouble, Yuan Gang would not have given no hints, nor would he have been so indifferent.

Lin Qiye plopped down on the stool and hurriedly asked:

"Captain Yuan, has something happened to our Lao Wu? He... he embezzled and accepted bribes? I knew power could corrupt people and turn an upright man into a playboy in the blink of an eye!"

"What the hell is this 'playing with your crotch' thing? That's just some spoiled brat!" Su Yan couldn't help but criticize Lin Qiye. After thinking for a moment, he turned back and said with a pained expression:

"He wouldn't have actually slept with her, would he? Did he sexually harass a female soldier? I always said that a man who's forty and still single, and doesn't go to clubs or anything, couldn't hold back any longer. See, now look what's happened!"

Yuan Gang: ???

The two of them launched into a tirade, nearly making Yuan Gang wet himself. The flamboyant demeanor he had painstakingly cultivated crumbled, and he interrupted them with a twitching smile, quickly explaining the whole story.

A moment later, the twin stars in the night sky exchanged a glance, both seeing the bewilderment in each other's eyes.

"What? Sister Hongying is a candidate, and she's even on our team's shortlist? How come I didn't know?" Lin Qiye scratched his head frantically.

"I had even come up with a plan: push Cao Yuan forward, and during the selection process, he'd pull out nail clippers and 'hehehehe' hack at the candidates, thus eliminating them. How could it have turned into Sister Hongying..."

"Foolish Peppa, don't say what's on your mind..." Su Yan interrupted, walking towards the quarantine area.

"Su Yan, passage is prohibited. This is an order personally issued by Commander Ye." Yuan Gang hurriedly reached out to stop them.

"If you won't let me in, can I call out from outside the door?"

"...What do you think?"

"Can I pretend to be a cuckoo and send Morse code? Cuckoo, cuckoo~~~"

"Shut up, you should just shut up!"

Yuan Gang rubbed his temples, unable to understand how he had endured a whole year of torment from this demon king.

"What should I do? I need to know what happened..."

As they were talking, the other people who arrived later rushed over. Su Yan hurriedly called Jiang Er and signaled to establish a soul communication connection with Hong Ying.

Yuan Gang didn't stop him, and leisurely drank his tea.

As long as they don't step through that door, nothing else matters to them.

...Of course, you absolutely cannot imitate a cuckoo sending Morse code.

That's insane! How did they even come up with that?!

Jiang Er closed his eyes to transmit the information, but after a moment, he frowned and said with a wronged expression, "Brother Su Yan, Commander Ye is familiar with our soul code and directly used his divine power to expel the fluctuations I was transmitting. If I want to compile a new one, I will need at least three days."

"Fine, fine, Fahai, you forced me to do this!"

In the conference room, Ye Fan closed his eyes in deep thought, a slight smile playing on his lips.

He chose Hongying for three reasons.

Talent is one of her many advantages, but that's just one of them. She is Nezha's divine agent, a powerful and tangible deity.

Based on this alone, Hongying's status is no longer comparable to what it used to be.

With the 136th Squad behind her, including extraordinary individuals like Chen Muyi, Si Xiaonan, and Wu Xiangnan, as well as other members who have been accumulating experience and making their mark, Hongying would have been qualified to sit here even without Su Yan.

Qualifications can be gradually cultivated through the accumulation of time and experience, while knowledge can be gradually improved through continuous learning and broad exposure.

These blessings that are destined for us are irreplaceable.

Finally, it's all because of Su Yan!

This time, they are determined to use Hongying to forcefully pull Su Yan into the highest power core of the Night Watch.

Otherwise, given Su Yan's lazy nature, he wouldn't even accept power if it were offered to him.

Back on the ship heading to the human realm, Ye Fan wasn't joking. He had chosen Su Yan as his successor a long time ago. Since Su Yan was unwilling to take over, then let him experience the old master's methods of dealing with people!

"I won't let you connect to the communication network. I'll see what you can do to get there..."

Ye Fan shook his head smugly and spread his divine sense, wanting to see how anxious Su Yan looked.

Outside the door, Su Yan gritted his teeth and approached Yuan Gang. After a moment of contemplation, he asked in a deep voice, "Instructor Yuan, have you seen Ye Fan's penis?"

Ye Fan: ? ? ? ? ? ?

"puff--"

Yuan Gang spat out a mouthful of tea at Su Yan, utterly horrified.

Su Yan calmly waved her hand, using her water control technique to put the water back into his mouth, then took out her phone, opened a video, and said:

“Instructor Yuan, look, back in Cangnan, Ye Fan was standing naked on the bedside table, hands on his hips, swinging back and forth... Wait, I'll fast forward to find you a clear angle.”

"...How about I post it in the group chat? With some music, like 'Elephant, elephant, why is your nose so long? Mom says a long nose is a sign of beauty~~~' What do you think?"

"No, is this really something I can see?" Yuan Gang asked, trembling with fear as he peered around.

"Holy crap...so exquisite, hahaha." Yuan Gang chuckled foolishly.

boom--!

The next second, a huge black fist descended from the sky, slamming Yuan Gang into the ground. Dust and smoke filled the air, and rubble flew everywhere, leaving Yuan Gang in a state of disarray.

The black Buddha floated in mid-air, its face contorted in a ferocious grimace, and roared, "Delete it!"

"Then let me communicate with Sister Hongying!"

"Do not......"

"Okay, I'll send it to the whole group now. I'll edit, I'll click, and I'll send it right away~~~"

Black Buddha was inwardly weeping.

"...Connect now, connect now!"

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