Godslayer: My Girlfriend Red Tassel

In the fasting place,

In the antique-style study, the fragrance of sandalwood wafts gently, filling the room as if veiling the space in a light mist.

Su Yan looked up and saw that the bookshelves were full of ancient books, and the Four Treasures of the Study were neatly arranged, with brushes, ink, paper and inkstone each in their proper place. It was as if he had traveled into an ancient drama and become a character in it.

Aside from the crude ceramic tea mug in his hand, its rugged and simple appearance clashed completely with the exquisite and elegant surroundings, making it quite incongruous.

"Ding ding."

Su Yan tapped the teacup with his finger:

"I say... Master is too stingy! He's just trying to fool us with this big tea mug? Quickly bring out his treasured Nine Dragon Cups set. I read in a book that drinking tea from those cups can make you feel refreshed for three days!"

The tutor smiled and shook his head: "It's long gone. That's what you broke back then. My family only has a big tea mug now."

"..."

Su Yan was silent for two seconds: "Where is the teacher?"

"I am seriously ill and confined to my bed, unable to greet Your Excellency. I will have to stay by your side to attend to you." The page continued to smile.

"It's been two years, and you've become quite the literary type?" Su Yan teased for a moment, but still asked with concern:

"When did you get sick? Is it serious? Should I take a look? Actually, I know a little bit of medicine."

The pageboy said gently and slowly, "I fell ill this morning after hearing last night that you were coming."

Su Yan: ???

So what if he doesn't want to see me? You petty old man... Su Yan pouted, dissatisfied.

"I don't even care to see him. Where's Wu Laogou? Bring him out here right now. I'm right here... Hey, these paintings on the wall are nice. Are they genuine works by Tang Baihu? Pack them up and take them with you later."

The pageboy's lips twitched a dozen times before he calmed himself down and said:

"A message just came from the ward that Wu Tongxuan immediately started acting crazy as soon as he heard that he was going to be taken away. He was making a scene in the ward, and five nurses went up to stop him, but they couldn't hold him down."

Five nurses?! ... Su Yan immediately stood up: "Take me to see them quickly."

Turn left after exiting the door, and after walking a short distance, you'll see Lin Qiye and Jialan sitting side by side on the steps, their faces beaming with smiles. Lin Qiye is chatting away, and the scene is incredibly sweet.

Su Yan felt gratified, like a pig she had raised finally learning to eat cabbage; all her hard work had been worthwhile.

Let me listen, what are these two talking about that's so sweet...?

"Galan, look over there at that bathhouse! Su Yan stabbed a landmine with his knife, and he was blown out of the ceiling! Hahahaha!"

"That's the men's restroom over there, and he blew that up too. The scene was... ugh... strawberry tarts everywhere! In short, terrifying!"

"In the laundry room, years of accumulated grime have been unearthed..."

No, you're being ridiculous! What do you mean by using my embarrassing past as material to pick up girls...? Su Yan was heartbroken. He grabbed Lin Qiye by the back of his collar and headed towards the mental hospital, with Jia Lan jogging to keep up.

……

After a while.

The pageboy read out a code phrase like "the snail loves to eat super stinky snail rice noodles," which led Su Yan and the other two into the mental hospital.

Having lived here for half a year, Lin Qiye felt as if he had returned home and excitedly introduced it to Jialan.

"Galan, this is the small canteen, but it only serves food on Saturdays and Sundays. On weekdays, you have to go to the main canteen for food."

"This is a pharmacy, and the doctor inside has a really sour face..."

"Hey, look! That's Zhenzhen's room, and that's Ai'ai's room. They're my good friends. I remember they always wrestled and fought with me to help me recover quickly, but they could never beat me, hahaha... Huh, have they all moved away?"

Lin Qiye skillfully pushed open the door and went in, looking around and stroking the furniture with a nostalgic expression.

The room was empty; everyone had long since left.

Su Yan:......

Galan: ...

"Who is it really?" Jialan was stunned for a moment, then asked Su Yan in a low voice. Her voice sounded a little aggrieved, and Lin Qiye didn't even notice.

I'm speechless. Why can't Lin Qiye's mental hospital have a "god of love" to help him? It's full of rough, uncouth men... Su Yan was speechless, but forced a smile and calmly said:

"Chen Zhen!"

"A fearless warrior who loves fighting, Lin Qiye's leg skills are a true inheritance from him."

"Oh..." Jialan felt a little better and continued to ask anxiously, "Where's Ai'ai? Why did she wrestle with Qiye...?"

Su Yan pondered for two seconds: "Aisin Gioro Balemenggan, a Baturu who loves wrestling, Lin Qiye has mastered his skills."

Garan suddenly realized what was happening and smiled again.

Lin Qiye, still savoring the moment, stepped out of the room and suddenly pointed into the distance: "Hey, that's Lianlian's room..."

"Enough, shut up! I really can't make this up anymore..." Su Yan roared inwardly.

Fortunately at this time.

Suddenly, a commotion erupted deep in the corridor. Wu Laogou was seen running and skipping like a child, with five burly nurses in white coats chasing closely behind, panting heavily.

However, Wu Laogou was as agile as an eel, and he always managed to escape cleverly just when the caregivers were about to surround him.

"Haha~~" Old Wu suddenly rushed towards a cleaning lady, grabbed her hand, and began to spin her around while excitedly singing:

"Spring is here, the flowers are fragrant, ripples ripples ripples ripples~~~"

The five nurses were blocked by the spinning aunties and couldn't get close for a while, and they were sweating with anxiety.

This nurse is not what I expected... Su Yan's lips twitched.

Lin Qiye shook his head and said with great experience:

“Real mental patients are generally not this agitated; they're just trapped in their own world and can't get out. They're not crazy, are they? This is obviously faking it!”

"Yes, indeed. Let me go and meet him, and break his technique!"

Su Yan nodded confidently, then strode over, first pushing the nurse aside, then pulling the cleaning lady away, and then grabbing Wu Laogou's hand, starting to jump and spin around.

"Hahaha~~ Spinning, leaping, I close my eyes, I can't see the noise, are you captivated yet~~~~"

Wu Laogou: ???

Su Yan could clearly see a huge look of bewilderment flash across Wu Laogou's eyes, and the muscles at the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably. He froze on the spot, letting Su Yan grab him and spin him around.

"Oh, you're all better now?" Su Yan exclaimed in surprise. "Then hurry up and pack your things, let's come together."

As Wu Laogou spun around, a resolute glint flashed in his eyes. With a sudden burst of determination, he lurched forward, his head hitting the ground hard. He then foamed at the mouth and began to convulse uncontrollably. Moments later, he stopped breathing.

Su Yan:......

"No heartbeat! Get the pacemaker!" The nurses panicked and rushed to Wu Laogou's side to perform CPR.

"He's faking it," Lin Qiye whispered in Su Yan's ear.

“In the fasting camp, there is a prisoner’s forbidden energy called ‘Turtle Breath’. When it is activated, he does not breathe and his heart stops beating. He must have copied it.”

So that's how it is. It's like an old sow wearing a mask, one set after another... Su Yan nodded calmly, stepped forward, squeezed into the crowd, and shouted:

"Don't panic, everyone! I'm the night watchman, I know first aid, let me do it!"

The scene fell silent instantly as the nurses made way for Su Yan, anticipating his next move.

Su Yan first took Wu Laogou's pulse, then pried open his eyelids to examine him before letting out a heavy sigh of relief and smiling:

“It’s a minor problem. You guys bring over a thick pipe.”

"Let's do a colonoscopy first."

Wu Laogou: ...