Godslayer: My Girlfriend Red Tassel

"A sudden snowfall, so pure and innocent, buried me in your world..."

Su Yan leaned against the window for a moment, stretched her hand out, caught a few snowflakes in her palm, and sighed, "Lin Qiye, look at these pure white snowflakes, don't they look like your brain?"

Lin Qiye: ???

“I think it looks very similar.” Su Yan nodded slightly and continued, “Especially after it melts and turns into water, it looks even more like water.”

Lin Qiye curled his lip: "Hey, just say what you want to say, why are you being so sarcastic?"

Su Yan said with great distress:

"What normal person would give a girl Annabelle? It's one thing to forget the name, but that thing is as mysterious as hell. Use your brain, do you think I'd let you give her this?"

Lin Qiye thought for two seconds with a serious face: o(′^｀)o

Su Yan buried her face in her hands and wept bitterly: "On the seventh day of the seventh month, a sunny day suddenly turned into a heavy snowfall. I dared not open my eyes, hoping it was just my imagination..."

"Ding Ding Ding!"

Lin Qiye's phone suddenly vibrated. He rolled his eyes, grabbed his phone, and walked out, successfully avoiding Su Yan's brainwashing voice.

"Only Jialan can tolerate you, you unlucky wretch who doesn't understand romance!"

Su Yan rolled her eyes so hard they seemed to go straight to the top of her head, lay down on the bed, and pulled out her phone, intending to grab a few red envelopes to cheer herself up.

I recently kept my promise and donated all the 114.28 yuan I had earned from grabbing red envelopes over the past three years to the Black Cross Society. Now I only have a few cents left in my wallet, and I feel no sense of security at all.

"I'm determined to snag a big one today, and prove myself!"

Every evening around dinnertime, the night watchmen's group chat becomes incredibly lively, with red envelopes raining down non-stop. If a team leader or higher-ups happen to be giving away money, it's like a windfall.

Su Yan was completely focused, her finger hovering over the center of the screen, waiting for the red envelope to arrive.

"Shu~"

The moment the red envelope appeared, Su Yan clicked on it.

[Received a red envelope from Chen Muyi: +0.01]

Su Yan: (O_o)??

"Wasn't the captain kicked out of the group six months ago? Who was so foolish as to bring him back?"

Su Yan was certain that if he only got 0.01 from other people's red envelopes, he was just unlucky. But if he got 0.01 from the team leader, then Chen Muyi must have sent 0.01; no verification was needed.

A few days ago, Chen Muyi stayed in Beijing, reportedly trying to rekindle his old relationship with his wife.

A month ago, he even sent a message to Su Yan asking, "I have a friend who wants to ask for advice. His wife has been holding a grudge against him for not coming home for twelve years and refuses to forgive him no matter what. Is there any way to get his forgiveness quickly? You have a lot of clever ideas, help me think of some."

Su Yan had no idea about these intricacies. When he and his best friend Peng Ying were together, it was always a sweet and intimate time, and he never had the chance to experience such a sophisticated emotion as "hate".

Fortunately, Su Yan was well-versed in online literature from his previous life, and as a seasoned keyboard warrior, he immediately offered a simple trick for breaking the ice between husband and wife that netizens would all understand.

How to resolve a woman's silent treatment?

A: The simplest way to deal with a woman like this is to throw her on the bed without saying a word and make her cry.

Chen Muyi, who had received the answer, did not reply and suddenly disappeared for a whole month, only to reappear today.

Su Yan almost thought Chen Muye had been sentenced to three years in prison!

"Thank goodness the little trick didn't send the captain in. To be honest, I miss the captain a little... not physically, of course, but I just want to eat his cooking."

Su Yan smiled unconsciously and typed a message: "Captain, long time no see..."

Before the message was even sent, Chen Muye tagged the person in the group chat.

[Chen Muye: Hahaha, Su Yan, you're the luckiest! It's your turn to give out red envelopes.]

Temporary workers shouldn't be blamed: ?

Su Yan was stunned, her face full of astonishment: "You only sent a one-cent red envelope, and I became the luckiest person after grabbing it?"

Has anyone ever seen a player with a +0.01 winning hand?

Captain, you're using all your dirty tricks on your teammates!

[Please call me Commander Xia: Send it quickly, I'm ready]

[Grandma Kong: Development, you're in position]

[Granny Kong: ? You changed my name to Chicken while I was sleeping? Change it back to Mix-up right now!]

[Zhenzhen: Send it quickly, it's ready]

[I won't change my name until I teach you the Seven Nights Spear Technique: Quick Send]

[Bai Wuchang: Send it quickly, I'm ready... @Golden Bell Cover, go confiscate Li Zhenzhen's phone]

[Golden Bell Shield: Received.]

[Confucius: Send it quickly, I am already waiting.]

【Zhenzhen: o(╥﹏╥)o, goodbye everyone, see you in a year】

Seeing that a 0.01 yuan red envelope had brought the teacher out of his slump, Su Yan stared at the cents in his wallet, his brows furrowed, his fingertips tracing the screen, speechless for a long time.

[Please call me Commander Xia: Su Yan, you're not so poor that you can't even afford to give out red envelopes, are you?]

Poor? Who's poor! I just spent all my money on buying materials and reinforcing "Wait a minute"... And once Fatty makes my company profitable, I'll be worth billions, how dare you all look down on me!

Su Yan gritted her teeth, put all her savings into a red envelope, and sent it out.

[The Master received a red envelope from a temporary worker who wouldn't take the blame: +0.29]

[Master: .......]

[Please call me Commander Xia: Hahahaha~~~ Congratulations, Master, you've made a fortune! You can add a packet of pickled vegetables to your breakfast... a small one, near expiration!]

[Bai Wuchang: Hehe, congratulations, Master... Sigh, the kid Chen Muyi trained is so stingy. Why don't you come work for me? Double the salary, double the bonus.]

Chen Muye: Get lost.

[Master: My heart is heavy, and I am speechless with emotion...]

In the group chat, messages congratulating the teacher on receiving a huge sum of money instantly flooded the screen, pouring in like a waterfall, reaching 99+ in the blink of an eye.

People who know Su Yan will also tag her in the comments, praising her for being generous and having the virtues of being thrifty and hardworking.

[Fire Ahri: 200 Red Envelopes * 10]

[Fire Ahri: He doesn't have any money in his phone, I'll send it for him]

【Please call me Commander Xia: Hongying, you're useless... Look how poor Su Yan is, you'll have a hard time in the future~~】

[Fire Ahri: 200 Red Envelopes * 100]

[Baili Pangpang: Are you all ready? My greatsword is itching for a fight.]

Su Yan remained unfazed, and before the thirsty Baili Pangpang could even make a move, he tagged Master Fu and said:

[Those who receive the red envelope can exchange it for a divination. It can predict your fortune, career, marriage, and the auspiciousness or inauspiciousness of the year... and even glimpse your chance to attain enlightenment. Honest business, never cheating customers. @Master: Master, I suggest you don't rush to use it. You can exchange it with me for a chance to become a god in the future.]

The message was sent successfully. Su Yan waited for her teacher's reply.

The usually busiest time for group chats suddenly fell into an eerie silence.

One minute.

Two minutes.

Three minutes... Su Yan thought the signal was lost, so he stuck his phone out the window and waved it around.

"Buzz!"

The sudden, intense vibrations nearly knocked the phone off its feet. Su Yan quickly gripped it tightly and pulled it back to check.

A barrage of exclamation marks flooded the screen, along with a dense stream of messages tagging "Master".

【Please call me Commander Xia: Holy crap! Is the Master for sale?】

[White Impermanence: Master, are you selling?]

[007 Squad Leader: Is Master for sale?]

[Guarded: Teacher, I'm a high school student, please send me!]

[Vice Captain 012: Master, are you selling?]

[Granny Kong: Madam, would you sell yourself?]

[Master: ...I'm not selling!]

【Fire Ahri: o(′^｀)o】

"My divination results are now worth so much? I had no idea."

Su Yan chuckled and scratched her hair.

"That makes sense, after all, who am I!" He suddenly chuckled smugly, muttering to himself, "Heaven and earth are the game board, all living beings are the pieces. In this chessboard of destiny, who can escape the secrets of heaven in my grasp..."

"boom!"

The door was suddenly flung open, and Lin Qiye's face, with its furrowed brows, instantly came into view.

"Su Yan, [Mask] has gone missing."

Su Yan was stunned, her pupils suddenly contracting.