A Happy Event in a Farming Family: Marrying a Hunter

Yun Luo remained silent, stepped back to the carriage, patted the horse, and the horse snorted twice. Suddenly, it turned its hooves and took two steps, then a large stream of horse urine poured down.

Shen Ling happened to be nearby when horse urine mixed with mud splattered towards her, smelling both foul and pungent.

With a scream, Shen Ling stumbled back several steps. There were stones on the ground, which she didn't notice, and she fell to the ground.

The horse wiggled its rear end, "Clop clop clop..."

Huge clumps of horse manure fell towards Shen Ling, and by sheer coincidence, they landed right in her arms.

Shen Ling was drenched in horse urine, ruining her new clothes. Now, her arms were warm, smelly, and covered in a large, dark lump. When she took a look, she almost vomited.

When she came out, she had specially applied some perfume powder to her body, but by now, it had already been masked.

After the horse finished urinating and defecating, it happily stuck out its little hooves and snorted through its nose, as if asking for a reward.

Yunlu was very satisfied.

To show off your shamelessness, I'm sending you a puddle of horse urine and a huge pile of horse dung as a wedding gift.

Yunlu stroked the horse's head and said, "This horse must be tired from following me all day. When we get back tonight, I'll get you some extra hay and feed you as a good reward!"

To Shen Ling, her words sounded like she was saying...

The horse's urine and feces were just right.

Shen Ling, who had always pretended to be gentle and generous, couldn't hold back any longer. She got up and shook off the dirt on her body, but it wasn't that easy.

The clothes were dripping, and there were many unidentified objects.

"You...you guys have gone too far. You've covered us up like this and haven't even offered an apology. Instead, you're here gloating."

"Really?" Yun Luo shrugged. "Shen Ling, which eye of yours saw us gloating? We weren't laughing at all. From beginning to end, you were the one laughing the most."

Yes, they didn't smile on their faces, but they smiled in their hearts.

Unconvinced, Shen Ling retorted fiercely, "Then what about my clothes?"

"You came over here on your own, what's it to us? Besides, it's just that you got your clothes a little dirty. In this village, who hasn't gotten their clothes dirty while working? You're not some rich girl!"

“You…” Shen Lingqi’s chest heaved violently.

How can there be such a person who distorts the truth?

"I...you..."

"What do you mean, 'you'? If you know, you're here to deliver wedding candy. If you don't, you'll think you're just showing off to Sister Lan'er. Ling'er, I advise you to go home early. You've done too many bad things, so you can't go out too much, or you'll be struck by lightning."

After Yunlu finished speaking, she grabbed Yunlan and drove the carriage into the backyard.

Shen Ling was completely devastated.

She longed to rush up and fight the two of them fiercely for three hundred rounds.

But the puddle on her body was so smelly that she stomped her foot angrily, turned around, and walked away.

Inside the house, Yunluo secured the carriage and took down his things. Yunlan, standing beside him, helped him take them. "Xiaoluo, you really didn't need to!"

“It’s necessary. We’re not jealous of their marriage, but she can’t come here and show off. She deserves a beating!” Yun Luo said.

The Li family could tolerate Shen Ling's pitiful appearance after doing something bad, but she couldn't.

"Sister Lan'er, where are Xiao Ran and Xiao Yu?"

"The two of them got tired of playing and fell asleep. Xiao Luo, you're back. I should go back too. If I don't, my mother will come looking for me."

"Okay, by the way, Sister Lan'er, I bought a shop. Why don't you come with us to help out tomorrow? I'm planning to bring Xiao Ran and Xiao Yu along too."

Yunlan was stunned, and her eyes welled up with tears.

Xiao Luo knew she was feeling down, so she tried her best to cheer her up. She nodded and smiled gently, "Okay."

"I'm leaving."

……

Shen Ling returned home in a huff, and as soon as she entered, she bumped into Shen Juan, who had just come out of the kitchen.

"Ling'er, where have you been? What happened to you?"

Shen Ling's eyes welled up with tears, but she held back her words. Of course, she couldn't possibly reveal that she had deliberately gone to find Yun Lan earlier.

"The road was slippery, and I fell."

How did you fall and get so hurt?

Shouldn't it?

Shen Juan didn't believe it, but Ling'er was a thoughtful child, so she didn't want to ask anymore.

As long as they don't cause trouble, let them be. Anyway, the Li family is getting worse every day.

She went into the small study, where Li Pinglang was sitting at his desk, supposedly reviewing his lessons, but he couldn't concentrate on anything.

And here I am again, hiding away and spacing out.

Moreover, the child grew thinner and thinner day by day.

Sin ah.

Shen Juan was about to say something when someone grabbed her arm and dragged her to the backyard. "Honey, why are you pulling me? When did you get back? Did you bring the message?"

Li Wangchun nodded, but there was no trace of joy on the man's weathered face.

He said, "Pinglang has been in a bad mood these past few days, so don't bother him. Let him have some peace and quiet by himself."

Shen Juan sighed, "I know he's annoyed, and I'm annoyed too. Now I don't even dare to go out. If I do, the eyes of the villagers look at me like they want to eat me alive."

"Especially since I don't know how I'm going to face Lan'er's parents. They had such a lovely daughter who became our daughter-in-law... Sigh..."

Li Wangchun had farmed his whole life and lived an honest and law-abiding life, but now he was at his wit's end.

"No matter how you look at it, we're the ones who wronged them. We have to apologize and explain, we have to go and do it. Otherwise, I'll never be able to hold my head up again!"

Shen Juan thought so too, "Honey, why don't we go later? Otherwise, I'll be too embarrassed to go through with the wedding in a few days."

"Okay, I've bought everything. I won't wait any longer, I'll go now."

After discussing it, the couple took their belongings and headed towards the Yun family's house.

Along the way, I received many greetings from passersby.

The Yun family's gate was not closed, so the two went straight in. Since they had come to apologize, they naturally had to find the elders of the Yun family first.

"Uncle, Aunt..."

As soon as Shen Juan finished speaking, Old Master Yun and Old Madam Yun came out of the main house.

Both women looked rather grim, especially Old Madam Yun, who stood with her hands on her hips, trembling with anger, and shouted, "Get out! You're not welcome in my house!"

That voice successfully made the two members of the first wife shout it out as well.

Zhao Chunzhi, from the third branch of the family, had just put her child to sleep when she suddenly heard the noise and rushed out. Seeing that someone from the Li family had arrived, her gossipy nature was immediately piqued.

What a show! The house was bustling with activity today.

She made a quick decision and ran off to the second wife's house to deliver the message.

"Uncle, Aunt, Lan'er's father, Lan'er's mother, my husband and I have come here today to apologize. This is a small token of our apologies, and we hope you will accept it."

After Shen Juan finished speaking, she stepped forward and placed the things at Grandma Yun's feet.

Before she could straighten up, Old Madam Yun kicked her, scattering her things all over the floor.

There's brown sugar, some pastries, and a few bolts of cloth...

It would have been better if she hadn't seen it, but seeing it was like adding fuel to the fire. Old Mrs. Yun opened her mouth and said in a rough voice, "Do you think we're beggars? Sending all sorts of things here?"