A Happy Event in a Farming Family: Marrying a Hunter

Inside the outhouse, Zhao Chunzhi had just pulled up her trousers, intending to leave, when her stomach started acting up again.

What's going on?

You didn't eat much, did you?

She shook her crotch and was about to squat down when Old Madam Yun came in. Her stomach had been acting up all morning. "Third wife, come out first."

"Mom, please wait outside for a moment, I can't hold it in any longer." Being a woman, Zhao Chunzhi didn't care about anything else, pulled down her pants, and was about to squat down.

Grandma Yun couldn't hold back any longer. She was about to relieve herself in her pants, so she didn't care about anything else and pulled Zhao Chunzhi out, then squatted down comfortably herself.

Zhao Chunzhi felt a chill on her buttocks, as her underwear was still sticking out, so she quickly pulled it up.

Thankfully, no one saw it.

She felt even more dissatisfied with the old lady, but still put on a fawning tone, saying, "Mother, please hurry, I can't hold back anymore."

As she spoke, she swayed her waist, just like she was doing a folk dance.

Yunlu was not far from the outhouse. She watched the two of them fighting over the outhouse and laughed so hard she was shaking.

The best is yet to come.

"mother……"

"What are you yelling about?" Old Mrs. Yun got up, but turned back after reaching the toilet door.

Zhao Chunzhi acted quickly, grabbing the old lady's arm. "Mom, let me go first!"

"get out!"

"I really can't hold back anymore, how about we do it together?"

"You're disgusting! Who wants to be with you? Get out!" Old Mrs. Yun said with a look of disgust. The squat toilet wasn't big enough for two people to use.

The two pushed and shoved each other, neither willing to give way, when suddenly a dog barked.

Yunlu seized the opportunity and threw the bone in her hand into the latrine. The big yellow dog barked and rushed in. Before the two people inside could figure out what was happening, they fell backward and tumbled down.

Grandma Yun was below, and Zhao Chunzhi was above, one pressing down on the other.

After all that, Zhao Chunzhi couldn't hold back any longer and had a severe bout of diarrhea, accompanied by the crackling sound of frying beans. It even made Old Lady Yun vomit up the meat she had just eaten.

"You disgusting bastard, get up..."

Before she could even utter the word "come," Grandma Yun felt a heat rising from her body. Zhao Chunzhi also sensed something was wrong and quickly helped her up. The old lady was lying on the ground, and there was a suspicious-looking thing on her clothes.

She covered her mouth, unable to hold back her vomiting.

That's disgusting!

"You...you motherless bastard, you despicable turtle and tortoise, you eat human flesh and do nothing human, your skin is incredibly thick..."

"Mother, it's not my fault, it's this big yellow dog!" Zhao Chunzhi trembled. Could she possibly control something like this?

She dared not retort, and enduring the stench, quickly helped the old lady up.

The siblings outside guessed what had happened inside and couldn't stop laughing. They exchanged a glance and then secretly slipped away.

"Wangcai!" Yun Cong had only gone up into the house to steal some eggs when the big yellow dog ran away.

He followed the sounds and found the outhouse, where the big yellow dog was gnawing on a bone, thoroughly enjoying it.

Grandma and Third Aunt, both covered in filth, stood there staring at him.

Yun Cong pinched his nose, his eyes full of disgust, "Grandma, Third Aunt, what are you two doing? Did you fall into the latrine? It's disgusting!"

"You little brat, isn't this all your doing!"

Grandma Yun was furious. She had never suffered so much in her life. Xiao Cong usually let Wang Cai run wild, and she never cared. But now he dared to do it to her!

"I do not know!"

"I'll teach you a lesson today!" The old lady grabbed Yun Cong, grabbed a stick, and started whipping him with it. Normally, Yun Cong was her precious grandson, and she wouldn't have the heart to hit him.

Yun Cong's screams echoed outwards, as he howled and shouted.

His loud voice attracted the attention of the Yun family.

"Mother, Chunzhi, did you two fall into a pit?" Yun Gui pinched his nose.

"Mother, what happened? What did Xiao Cong do?" Wang was quite frightened. The old woman doted on Xiao Cong so much, why did they fight today?

"What kind of mother are you? Xiao Cong is ignorant, and you are ignorant too. You don't take good care of Wang Cai. Look at us in this state."

Everyone immediately understood what had happened.

Wangcai is Xiaocong's dog, and he usually listens to him. It must have been Wangcai who ran into the outhouse and bumped into the old lady.

"It wasn't me, it wasn't me..." Yun Cong wailed. He didn't know anything. Wang Shi quickly picked him up and covered his mouth. This child was playful and had no sense of propriety. If he kept wailing, she would only beat him harder.

"Alright, hurry back and change your clothes, this is improper." Yunlai put down his pipe, his face darkening. "Don't keep Wangcai either, kill him, we'll have him as a snack with our drinks!"

What if one day he falls on himself and gets covered in this? He'd be so embarrassed!

Upon hearing that his dog was to be killed, Yun Cong refused to comply, broke free from Wang's hand, and threw a tantrum on the ground.

This only added fuel to the fire, resulting in a beating from Grandma Yun and Yun Lai. Wang was heartbroken but dared not utter a word.

Yunluo and her brother thoroughly enjoyed watching this; naughty kids who don't behave just need a good beating!

After the Yun family members left, Zhou Rong said, "Why did your grandma and third aunt both have stomach problems at the same time?"

The siblings exchanged a glance and remained silent.

In the main house of the Yun family, Liu Hehua changed her clothes, but she still couldn't stand the stench emanating from her. It made Yun Lai feel nauseous. He twitched his face and said with displeasure, "Go outside and clean yourself up. You're useless. If word gets out, where will we, the old Yun family, put our reputation?"

Liu Hehua silently took the clothes and went out, but was pondering something.

Something's not right here.

She usually doesn't get an upset stomach even if she eats a lot, so why is she having such a bad stomach this morning?

The third wife also had an upset stomach, and the meat she brought looked like leftovers. It was brought by Luo Yatou, so could there be something wrong with the meat?

But that doesn't make sense either. How could that brat Yunluo have the guts to do something like that? Besides, whether she eats it or not is another matter.

No matter how hard she tried, she couldn't understand it, and in the end, she blamed everything on Zhao Chunzhi.

Spendthrift woman.

Liu Hehua was seething with anger and had no evidence. Just as she was feeling frustrated, she saw Zhao Chunzhi carrying a bucket into the woodshed, about to take a bath. She went to the backyard, filled a bucket with pig urine, and poured it directly into the bath tub.

Zhao Chunzhi turned back and smelled something was wrong with the bathtub; it smelled fishy and foul.

However, she had no doubt that the water she boiled herself could be fine, so she went in comfortably, closed her eyes, and took a bath.

……

Yunlu, with one child in her left hand and one in her right, happily led the two children home.

"Grandma slept with us last night."

Xiao Ran suddenly said this, his eyes sparkling, with an unusual emotion in them.

Yun Luo was taken aback, then laughed, "Xiao Ran already calls me Grandma, why doesn't she call me Mom?"

After saying that, the little guy blushed to the roots of his neck, lowered his head, pursed his lips, and secretly glanced at Yun Luo out of the corner of his eye, without saying a word.

Xiaoyu, on the other hand, kept calling out "Mother" and giggling, "Xiaoyu misses Mother, and Brother misses Mother too. When I woke up this morning, Brother looked out several times and asked when Mother would come."

Xiao Ran's face darkened; this little traitor.

Yunlu felt a sweet warmth in her heart, and looked at Xiaoran with her eyes, "Mother misses you all too."

Xiao Ran didn't speak, but a smile appeared in her bright eyes.