Pretty young anchorwoman: Big brother, come into my bowl!

"In an instant, it was like a wolf encountering a sheep," Lao Ba said, keeping everyone in suspense and asking them a question in return.

"Guess who the poor little lamb is?" he asked with a sly smile.

That girl?

[I'd venture a guess it's Juice Guy (just kidding)]

[How dare they question the authority of our Juice Bro! (doge)]

What a ridiculous fabricated "authority" (laughs)

Old Eight laughed even harder, his eyes narrowing into slits.

His originally somewhat honest face now appeared even more cunning.

“Some viewers guessed right, that’s right, it’s our weak and helpless Juice Bro.” He chuckled.

[Emmmm, weak?]

【Aba aba aba, helpless?】

[Such an obscure way to describe my older brother... (sniffles)]

Lao Ba: "Hey, don't you really believe me? I still have the screen recording. Let me show it to you."

As he spoke, Lao Ba began searching through his vast collection of screen recording files.

The viewers were stunned.

No way, this happened eight hundred years ago, how come the screen recording is still saved?!

He truly deserves the title of "King of Eating Melons Among Whales."

He deserves to earn that money!

It's like finding a needle in a haystack.

Old Ba smacked his lips, feeling a bit overwhelmed.

However, none of this matters to the onlookers.

"Hey, found it."

He excitedly pulled the screen recording onto the live stream interface and shouted loudly, "Look, look, watch carefully! This isn't just me making things up, fabricating stories, or spreading rumors!"

Lao Ba, who usually doesn't have a very rich vocabulary when he's live-streaming gossip, suddenly used three idioms in a row, which shows how confident he was.

In the screen recording, you, with your level 80 account, enter a live stream room with only about 20 people online, accompanied by an entrance effect.

Upon seeing this level, the female anchor, who was using a level 10 beauty filter, visibly had her eyes light up, her gaze bright and piercing.

Hey~ Little Sheep~

The female streamer spoke in a sweet, coquettish voice: "Welcome, Juice Brother, to my live stream! I have all kinds of talent you'd like to see!"

As she spoke, she winked.

[You're not getting any good juice: Talent? What talent?]

The female anchor smiled ambiguously and didn't say anything. She just clenched her arms together slightly, creating a perfect cleavage, and pulled her collar down a little with one hand.

"Whatever you want to see, brother... we have it all."

Wow, this woman is so generous!

[So white, so big, I love it!]

The person who received the response remained silent. However, it can be seen from the screen recording that the person recording the video checked the online leaderboard, and the ID "You're Going to Get Your Juice" had already disappeared from the live stream.

You scared my older brother away.

[You almost got devoured alive (doge emoji)]...

The live chat was filled with mockery.

The female anchor's face turned pale and then flushed, and she finally let out a snort.

"What a lack of vision."

The screen recording ends here.

-

Old Eight suddenly spoke up: "Have you finished watching?"

"But that's not the funniest part."

Unable to hold back his laughter any longer, Lao Ba grinned silently twice and continued, "The funniest thing is that during that time, our Juice Bro changed his signature to—"

Before he could finish speaking, a knowledgeable viewer continued the conversation.

【Amitabha, right? (doge)】

Did he suddenly see through the illusions of the world overnight? (doge)

Hahaha, this is the first time I've heard of this!

I remember changing that profile picture to Ikkyu-san, and it took them several months to do that.

Lao Ba: "Anyway, from then on, no one ever saw our Juice Bro in any live stream outside of the gaming area again."

He must have genuinely found it hilarious, because he chuckled quietly a couple more times.

[You're not getting any good juice: Isn't that funny (and a bit melancholic)?]

Who understands that feeling of being caught red-handed gossiping behind someone's back?

[Hahahaha, you've finally met your match, Lao Ba! (Laughs loudly)]

Wow, today's a good day!

On the live chat, viewers were all excited, gloating, and in high spirits.

Lao Ba sat up straight with a "whoosh".

Then, he immediately started by pretending to be clueless: "Brother, what brings you here?"

[You don't get any good juice: What do you think?]

Oh wow.

It feels like I have to say goodbye to this beautiful world.