Pretty young anchorwoman: Big brother, come into my bowl!
Chapter 25 The Best Dowry
"Everyone knows that Tu Shen has sponsored more streamers than Lao Ba has ever eaten salt," Lao Ba joked.
"Among the top-tier whales at Whale Restaurant, Tu Shen's shark fin is the most delicious. If you ask him for it, you can basically get it."
"The most crucial thing is that he doesn't have a mistress yet. Wherever Tu Shen is, everyone is basically eager to pull Tu Shen to their side."
Old Ba clicked his tongue in amazement. Wasn't this a generous God of Wealth? Getting him was like winning the lottery.
To be honest, it seems like Tu Shen doesn't have a fixed style of watching videos yet.
He seems to watch everything...
Anyway, I just wander around everywhere (shrug)
[So you're going to be a social media shopper, huh? (laughs)]
“But that’s all in the past. Now—” Lao Ba’s tone changed, “it seems like things have taken a turn for the better.”
"In the past, Tu Shen was like a free wind. He might come today and not come tomorrow. You could never guess where he would be next."
"Now..." Lao Ba drawled, squinting his small eyes.
He watched Rongrong's live stream for the past few days.
No, I don't think so. I think I missed a day...
Lao Ba: "On the only day I didn't go, Tu Shen sent me a gift after Rong Mei's stream ended!"
【Yo~】
【Oh my gosh~】
I will not allow this! Even immortals falling in love will unsettle the three realms!
[The goddess is moved! The whale is uneasy!]
"Whether or not we are allowed to wash is not something we can decide." Lao Ba shook his head. "Big Brother's money can be spent wherever he wants."
Old Eight cleared his throat and said seriously, "But to be honest, Rongmei is beautiful, has a good personality, is pretty, has a sweet voice, and can even act cute. Who wouldn't like her?"
If he had money, he would be willing to spend it on beautiful women.
[That's true, it's not just Tu Shen who likes it, there are others too...]
【that!】
[Huh? Are you using Morse code to encrypt your call?]
I probably already know that too :-D
【+1】
"Hehehe, I, the streamer, might know a tiny bit too." He pinched a tiny distance with his fingers.
I'm giving you a chance to confess, Pigsy.
The most venomous man in the entire whale's mouth...
To be honest, I really enjoyed being scolded (shyly)
[Mud upstairs...]
【Me! Me! Me! I'm S! Look at me! (Raises hand)】
Lao Ba quickly silenced the arrogant commenter, then performed a Christian salute, muttering, "Amitabha, good, good."
Then, raising an eyebrow and flashing a sharp look, he declared, "Old Eight, this is a positive energy livestream! Reject the three evils! Let's start with Old Eight!"
Good heavens, please don't shut down his livestream where he eats.
How did God and Buddha become connected? (I'm puzzled)
[Old Ba's livestream got banned, he's going to cry, haha]
"Sigh, putting everything else aside for now, the possibility of Tu Shen being a protector is quite high."
Lao Ba stroked his chin and asked the viewers in the live stream, "Before this, have you guys ever seen Tu Shen stay in the same live stream for several days in a row?"
Tu Shen might feed a streamer a lot of shark fins, but he rarely stays in the same live stream room for several consecutive days.
The hooligans on Whale Street are nothing more than that.
Based on his years of experience as a gossipmonger, the chances of Tu Shen falling from grace are extremely high.
That's true, I've never seen anyone feed someone again after the stream =_=
【(o°w°o) Oh my god, Zun Du is fake!】
Those streamers who rely on lucky draws to make a living are going to cry.
Young Master Qi, on the other hand, doesn't seem to be as obsessed.
"Young Master Qi? Hmmm, even Lao Ba can't say for sure. We can't fathom his thoughts." Lao Ba, who was carefully observing the comments, shrugged.
In his opinion, Young Master Qi's ideas are changeable and his personality is unpredictable. He can spend millions on a streamer today, but he can treat the streamer like air tomorrow.
At present, it's really not clear what's going on.
[By the way, did anyone watch Rongrong's live stream tonight?]
【Is there something going on?】
【Hmm?! (Pricks up little ears)】
Old Eight chimed in, winking and saying, "Hehe, I saw it, it's something else..."
Cherish and protect her!
Old Eight was almost unable to resist starting to kowtow.
[The little beauty sheds tears, and I furiously send 10 sweethearts to make her smile (smoking)]
【…】
My annual salary doesn't even reach 5 (a sense of loss)
[A touch of melancholy]
"There's something I don't know if everyone has noticed," Lao Ba said, keeping everyone in suspense.
I advise you to be sensible and confess quickly.
Lao Ba chuckled slyly without saying a word, quickly rubbing his index finger and thumb together.
Well done, Pigsy! You've learned to raise prices on the spot!
[Unscrupulous merchants! Unethical business owners!]
Despite their complaints, they honestly started handing out small gifts like membership cards and glow sticks.
Seeing the long list of gift-giving prompts popping up, Lao Ba beamed with joy.
Once he received the money and got the job done, Lao Ba was extremely honest and trustworthy.
"When Rongrong first started broadcasting, Tu Shen would also visit other streamers' channels and spend some money."
Lao Ba looked through Tu Shen's spending records during this period. Before May 26th, in addition to Rong Rong, several other streamers also ate Tu Shen's shark fin.
By this time, Rongrong had already been broadcasting for two days.
On May 26, Rongrong took leave and did not broadcast. From then on, starting from the 27th, Tu Shen's spending records only showed Rongrong's spending. The only exception was the money he spent on Chen Amu to boost Rongrong's traffic.
"Everyone, take a look. Tu Shen has been inseparable from Rong Rong these past two days. He stays at Rong Rong's house whenever he has time. As soon as Rong Rong goes live, he disappears."
Upon hearing this, the live stream chat fell completely silent.
Lao Ba thought smugly, "I never eat melons randomly."
No clue, however small, can escape his sharp eyes!
Ah... (garbled text)
It feels like the game is already out in the open (laughs)
Is this what LGF (Lee Hokkien woman) means by self-awareness?
"Ah~! This is the charm of Aibo!" Old Ba, the drama queen, exclaimed in a broadcasting voice.
It can keep a free spirit like him chaste!
Chastity—A Man's Best Dowry
[Never mind, let's start fighting right here!]
[The experts are in position! Please give instructions!]
I'm very satisfied with the lively comments section. I'm still not done talking and I'm ready to continue.
[Almost got rabbited :.]
The topic suddenly appeared in the live stream and startled the person in question, causing the chat to pause for several seconds before refreshing even faster.
[He's here! That man!]
My great-aunt, my maternal grandmother, my aunt, my father, my grandfather, my socks, my shoes, my dear God!
Oh, does this count as official verification?
【Uh-huh?!】
Old Eight's voice trembled with shock, "Tu... Tu God? When did you arrive?"
This sudden appearance really tests one's mentality.
[Almost Rabbit: Always Here]
[Great, great, I've found a shared interest with the expert—gossip!]
[Hahaha, Lao Ba, you've really gotten yourself into the spotlight!]
"Oh my god, big brother, you almost scared the soul out of me!" Old Eight quickly recovered and pretended to be terrified.
Hahaha, Pigsy, you!
[Cowardly Old Eight]
The barrage was filled with gloating.
Lao Ba rolled his eyes with feigned elegance, ignoring the jeers from his viewers, "What do you know?"
He then asked with a grin, "Since you, God Tu, are here, I, Lao Ba, may ask if you are really your mistress, Sister Rong?"
To get some gossip, Lao Ba really went all out, going all out right in front of his older brother.
[Almost got rabbit: 1]
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