One Dragon Tail Kick will shatter your Susanoo dream!

Brain storage area, handsome men and beautiful women line up to hand over your brains, simps and love-struck people are to be kicked out!

Lin Tian surveyed his surroundings expressionlessly, his heart filled with unease, and he kept muttering to himself.

"Amazing, absolutely fucking amazing!"

As the most unlucky post-00s generation, we encountered SARS and Sanlu milk powder right after we were born. We barely made it through and were dreaming of getting into university to change our fate. But then the pandemic hit and we had to take online classes every day, so we couldn't learn anything!

After successfully graduating from vocational high school, he entered the sales industry. He was full of ambition at the time, amidst the widespread online discussion about Gen Z reshaping the workplace.

However, with just a slight intervention, the bubble in a certain industry caused Lin Tian to lose his job and become a semi-dependent, semi-reclusive unemployed person.

The red scarf on his chest gradually turned brighter. After finally finding the website link and clicking on an interface that made his blood boil, Lin Tian took off his pants!

In the blink of an eye, he transmigrated so beautifully.

The moment Lin Tian opened his eyes, he realized he had transmigrated into the world of Naruto, because he was holding a shuriken in his hand and standing on an explosive tag...

"Wait a minute!"

"Explosive tags!!!"

The red border, densely packed with tadpole-like characters, and the large "爆" (explosive) character in the very center.

At this moment, Lin Tian just wanted to raise his arms and shout.

"It's all settled, everything's settled. My first day in Naruto, and I'm already making a swift exit. What a thoroughly enjoyable time travel experience..."

Just as he was feeling sentimental, a shuriken struck him right between the eyebrows. Then, a Chunin wearing a Konoha vest appeared. The man made a hand seal with one hand, and after activating the explosive tag, a burst of fire quickly erupted.

As the smoke cleared, the sky and earth were filled with forest light.

The masked Chunin turned his head easily and chuckled softly at the hidden corner.

"Are the ninjas in small villages this bad now? Judging from his headband and vest, he should be a Jonin from Kusagakure!"

A man and a woman emerged from the corner; behind the woman was a huge scroll, and they remained silent.

The man cautiously surveyed his surroundings, and after confirming there was no danger, he spoke softly.

"The mission is the most important thing, don't be careless, let's go!"

Three members of a Konoha ninja squad used the Body Flicker Technique to quickly leave the scene, stepping on trees.

"Ding, host information detected. Please draw your Summoner Spell!"

"Host???"

………………

"League of Legends Summoner Spells have been automatically extracted. Congratulations, host, you have obtained Resurrection and Heal!"

With a "whoosh," a naked man appeared on the scene in a cool Terminator-like pose.

The man was squatting on the ground, his fists pressed against the ground, his head lowered so that his face could not be seen.

A gentle breeze blew by, and Lin Tian looked around blankly.

"Huh, what's that lump on the ground...?"

After removing the headband of the first generation Lin Tian, ​​which had been blown to pieces by the explosive tags, the second generation Lin Tian announced his powerful return.

In his bewildered rebirth, he inherited the original owner's memories. He was originally just a Chunin in Kusagakure, but was promoted arbitrarily because the higher-ups wanted to collect more hiring fees.

Despite being called a Jonin, he only knows a handful of ninjutsu, and the only offensive ninjutsu he knows is the ubiquitous Fire Release...

Lin Tian gently wiped away the bits of flesh from his headband, then used ninjutsu.

"Fire Release: Technique for Destroying Corpses and Obliterating Evidence"

Watching his body gradually turn to ash, Lin Tian clenched his fists and muttered to himself.

"Cao Zhi, I, Lin Tian, ​​will carry on your name and your life from now on. I will never live a life of subservience like you, and I will never allow anyone to yell at me again!"

Suddenly, a commotion came from the forest, and then several figures appeared, some standing and some crouching in the trees.

"Isn't this the cowardly herb?"

"Is the mission complete?"

"The elder wants to see you, hurry up and leave!"

Kusaji looked up at the fellow Jonin in front of him, his eyes instantly sharpening, but then, seeing the 30-day countdown to the rebirth skill, his gaze returned to calm.

His tone then became ingratiating.

"Brother, could you give me some clothes to wear...?"

A moment later, wearing a standard ninja uniform that was clearly a size too big, he followed behind the group, using his somewhat clumsy Body Flicker Technique to move quickly.

Kusaji savored the original owner's memories and returned to Kusa Ninja Village.

My first impression was that I had arrived in a rural area at the beginning of the reform and opening up. It was a poor and remote place. Then I handed the ninja the clothes to the grass and gently pushed his back.

"Hurry up, the master has something to ask you!"

Among the many drafty, low, and dilapidated houses, a tall and tidy tile-roofed house stands in the middle, surrounded by a three-meter-high wall. Needless to say, this is the destination.

The accompanying ninja led Kusa to the door and then used the Body Flicker Technique to leave, while the attendant led him inside.

Pushing open the door, a haggard-looking man sat cross-legged on the floor.

"How did things go?"

"Reporting to my lord, the intelligence has been successfully intercepted by Konoha!"

The man smiled slightly, nodded slowly, and his tone became more amiable.

"Is that so? You did a good job on the mission. Although I don't understand how you survived, as a reward for completing the mission..."

"Please, Mr. Kusashiba, bravely face your death!"

"Everything is for the sake of making Kusagakure great again!"

The man's eyes were filled with madness as he opened his arms, and then several masked figures darted out of the darkness.

Surrounded in the middle, Cao Zhi remained completely calm. He merely smirked, as if possessed by the Dragon King.

"Hehehe, after waiting so long, it's finally loaded!"

"Ding! Congratulations on successfully loading the League of Legends Lee Sin template. Your current skill rating is..."

"Elite Jonin!"

Shuriken flew from the darkness towards Cao Zhi, but he didn't panic. Instead, he calmly slapped the floor with his hand.

The assassination ninjas seemed to be hallucinating, seeing countless hands falling heavily near the grass in the dim environment.

The dozen or so shuriken near the grass were smashed and fell to the floor.

Several gasps of surprise rang out from the darkness, their voices filled with disbelief.

"Damn it, how could this be..."

"That Kusashigi guy, wasn't he originally a trash Chunin? How could such a brat, who was just sent up to die, possibly stop my sneak attack!"

"Impossible! I'm a veteran Jonin who's been promoted for two and a half years. How could he possibly block the shuriken I threw!"

Cao Zhi moved his limbs, speaking calmly.

"What are you even comparing with someone like me who's cheating?!"

With lightning speed, Cao Zhi flashed in front of the man in black, a gust of air emanating from her body. She thrust her shuriken at the man, but the air blocked it.

Kusaji stretched out his right hand, and then an invisible ball of energy disappeared into the air. He claimed to be a Jonin who had been in the game for two and a half years. Just as he used the Body Flicker Technique to leave the spot, he felt a sharp pain in his chest.

What then came into view was Cao Zhi's rapidly enlarging fist.

"Sorry, while my ninjutsu is very strong, I use ki gong!"

With a "bang," watermelon juice splattered all over the ground, and a headless corpse lay on the ground, twitching unconsciously.

Perhaps due to the system upgrade, Cao Zhi did not feel any discomfort. Instead, while using the skill, her passive skill, Gale and Rain, was activated.

He felt a strange power surge through his body, and his next two punches were twice as fast as usual, and some of his lost chakra was also restored.

Two figures, coughing up blood, fell to the ground, leaving only the bewildered, weak man and three other ninjas in the same spot.

The three ninjas were shocked, and one of them, a man with a scar on his nose, suddenly made a move.

In an instant, he slashed the throats of two of his companions with a shuriken, who quickly knelt on the ground and roared at Caozhi.

"Your subordinate is willing to surrender, but please spare my life!"