Top celebrity brother universally disliked online? His wealthy older sister pampers him!
Chapter 37 He got dirty, but he also became stronger...
Qin Chaoyue read it aloud once.
"No way, getting pregnant these days isn't easy, let alone with a man."
"If it's vomiting so much, it must be a boy, tsk tsk."
"Think about it again. If you don't have children and I don't have children, who will earn our retirement income?"
Jianglingye: ?
【Ha ha ha ha】
That makes sense, my wife is always right!
This self-sufficient technique of men fathering sons must be preserved!
[Apply for World Heritage status!!]
So far in the show, all the scenes involving Luo Zibai are either disgusting or disgusting. Let's just call him the "Shit Boy"!
Zhuo Xi's rival fans must be laughing their heads off right now.
[Thanks for the invitation, I'm laughing so hard my head's tilted to the side and I'm currently looking for my head on the floor. oloiulamnbqlaxv]
After replying, Qin Chaoyue looked at Jiang Lingye again and said, "Thanks to you for what happened just now."
Cen Xuyi and Tang Yeli also came over to express their gratitude.
Despite Tang Yeli's inexplicable competitive spirit, they ultimately benefited from Jiang Lingye's influence.
Jiang Lingye always maintained a cool demeanor.
Qin Chaoyue asked again, "How did you find out?"
She's really curious right now.
Jiangling remained silent.
"Ok?"
The moon of the Qin Dynasty is approaching.
Jiang Lingye: "It may have happened once before."
Now, not only Qin Chaoyue, but all the staff around her gathered around.
I just want to hear gossip.
There are cameras filming here too!
“In the dance studio, one of my teammates said he smelled a strange odor, but since we had all been practicing for a long time, we just assumed it was body odor. That teammate was just more sensitive.”
"Then when I left, I saw that Zhuo Xi also seemed to have... a very faint trace, um, not as serious as it looks now."
Jiang Lingye's tone was flat and straightforward, which was rather dull, but everyone here was cultured and had a rich imagination!
"Oh~~~~"
A drawn-out sound.
The incident involving Zhuo Xi happened in the blink of an eye.
The show was broadcast live, and the fact that an idol couldn't hold it in and wet his pants was simply too bizarre.
It quickly topped the trending searches and was tagged as "hot".
【Huh? Huh? ??? ??? ? ...
Idols can be down-to-earth, but they can't be exposed to sludge gas.
[When fans say "My brother is still a child," is that what they mean? Does it literally mean a child who can't even control their eating, drinking, and bodily functions?]
I feel sympathy, but there's no way to pity or forgive this.
I can't imagine the psychological trauma this will leave on the other guests and staff. Wouldn't this be considered a work-related injury?
What about my wife?
Don't worry, Jiang Lingye sensed something was wrong early on and took Qin Chaoyue far away.
[Hmph, this is probably the most useful thing my brother-in-law has ever done.]
Wait a minute, I just want to ask what's going on with this show. Yesterday they were playing with poop and eating poop, today they're pooping in public. Is it just all about poop and pee humor?
[P.S. This time we'll be spending another week in the countryside, and I have a feeling there's more to come...]
[This is fantastic! The perfect show to watch while eating, I recommend it to my friends!]
[A living Yama!]
Zhuo Xi couldn't hold back any longer, and his already small number of fans immediately dwindled to almost nothing.
All that remains is an empty ruin.
If Zhuo Xi gets beaten up by Jiang Lingye, that would indeed be pitiful; being on the weaker side would allow him to thoroughly humiliate his fans.
Now... well... I'm done...
Indeed, I feel sorry for them; they are pitiful.
But I just can't bring myself to speak up for him anymore...
Help!
They really don't want to hear this when they're battling it out with their rivals and dissing each other in the future—
"Hmph, you'll eat your brother's poop!" "Hurry up, your brother's about to burst!"
save!!!!!
This pull was earth-shattering; only a few pure crystal powders remained in the radiant light, and they were still willing to coldly wash the diaper (crossed out) diaper.
[It's all the production team's fault! Why didn't they stop the car?! Why did they have to embarrass my brother like that?!]
It's all Jiang Lingye's fault!
No! Jiang 80 isn't telling the truth. That violent maniac has a grudge against our Xixi. He's deliberately spreading rumors... Where's the management company? Come out here! Send a lawyer's letter to sue him for defamation!!
"Oh~"
After listening to Jiang Lingye finish speaking, Qin Chaoyue responded with a particularly meaningful sound.
"No wonder Zhuo Jiahan is like this, it turns out he has a good younger brother and a good mentor teaching him."
What were taught?
Everyone was thinking the same thing.
Qin Chaoyue: "He didn't just teach me one skill."
oh~~~~
This word sounds like a virus source, as if it's contagious, and everyone suddenly understood.
Tang Yeli looked completely bewildered: "What? What?"
Her ears were covered by her good cousin again.
Tang Yeli: QAQ
I'm so desperate about this world where minors are forbidden... o(╥﹏╥)o
[Yeah, Zhuo Xi and Zhuo Jiahan ate the same things all day, so why is it that only Zhuo Xi couldn't control herself...]
Do you guys remember that show Burning was on where one of his teammates complained that the company didn't keep the dance studio clean, and that it sometimes smelled like feces?
Back then, everyone said he had an amazing sense of smell, calling him a genius. But now...
A group of people who enjoy having fun immediately went to check out that person's Weibo account.
Chengze V: (vomiting emoji)
it is more than words.
Zhuo Xi's crystallized powder couldn't refute it even if they wanted to.
Cheng Ze and Jiang Lingye have been at odds ever since the draft.
He was a rich young master, and from his very first appearance, he never concealed his extravagant attire.
Jiang Lingye, on the other hand, is the complete opposite of him; he is a true grassroots elected official.
The two were only two years apart, yet Jiang Lingye had somehow managed to outdo him in every way, which naturally displeased Cheng Ze.
They've even had more than one argument in front of the camera.
There was already a grudge between them. Cheng Ze had been talking nonsense ever since before his debut. Fortunately, his family was rich and had connections, which helped him resolve most of the troubles.
A husky-like savage who even the company can't control is certainly not someone who's been bribed to speak on Jiang Lingye's behalf.
[Oh... Zhuo Xi is a bottom outside, and he can't keep it a secret anymore. Do you women who call him "husband" even know?]
Xu Mucheng was actually beside me.
Who is Xu Mucheng?
[Synonym for wives of gay men]
[It doesn't matter, my wife fans will hug, kiss, and lift me up high to help wash my underwear, they love it.]
[Do you think... Jiang Lingye hitting Zhuo Xi might be because Zhuo Xi had a fetish for... you know Jiang Lingye's face...]
【Fuck! ! ! 】
Immediately, someone took this and asked Chengze on Weibo—
Chengze V: Don't disgust me.
[Chengze V: Zhuo Xi doesn't know, but Jiang Lingye is absolutely straight.]
[Chengze V: He's still a minor, just a brat. What are you all thinking?]
Weibo comment: [Zezi, why do I feel like now it's actually... you who love it the most?]
[Chengze V replies to @IWantToBeMachima'sDog: You're talking nonsense!]
[Chengze V replied to @IWantToBeMachima'sDog: I just can't stand some guys who can't control themselves in public places!!]
[Chengze V replied to @IWantToBeMachima'sDog: Jiang Lingye and I don't get along, do you understand? And I'm straight, straight as a rock!!!]
[I really want to be Machima's dog: Okay, okay, I know, why are you yelling so loudly?]
……
Both online and on-site, it was a scene of utter chaos.
In that moment when he couldn't hold it in any longer, only three words flashed through Zhuo Xi's mind—"It's over! I'm doomed!!"
A single, glistening tear, filled with regret, rolled down her cheek.
Subsequently.
He was crying while... releasing a powerful, pleasurable release!
Puff puff puff puff——
Continuously.
Everything happening around him turned into a silent film, as if it had nothing to do with him anymore.
Zhuo Xi's crotch and trouser legs were warm, but his heart was ice-cold.
The continuous sounds of vomiting pulled him away from his self-pity.
Immediately following this were three more words that surfaced in my mind—
"Jiangling Wilderness!"
"what?"
Having absorbed a bit of his good brother's golden nourishment, Zhuo Jiahan also came to his senses—oh, he was completely oblivious to everything in front of him.
He got dirty, and he became stronger (not really).
"Cousin, are you saying that all of this on you was done by Jiang Lingye?"
All eyes outside the arena turned to Jiang Lingye.
Under Qin Chaoyue's deep gaze, the boy's thoughts wandered off to who knows where.
He explained in an unprecedentedly stern voice.
"I have nothing between us!"
The boy's face turned pale with anxiety. His voice, which was praised as a beautiful angel when he sang on stage, was now showing signs of cracking.
"Yes, yes, you all know—I hit him, I hit him!!"
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[P.S. This story contains no BL (Boys' Love) pairings; it's all just for fun and humor. You can enjoy it without worry XD]
[The female lead has a romantic partner, while the younger brother remains single until the end of the story^^]
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