I traveled through the Cretaceous period and farmed with the ever-changing dog egg.

"Hahaha... Heaven!"

Lin Chaoyan's mad appearance terrified the eunuch Gao who was following closely behind.

"Bartender, give me your best private room." Lin Chaoyan didn't even consider whether she had enough money; she wished she could just wave her hand and have the whole bill paid for today. (In the pre-Qin period, waiters were called bartenders; during the Han, Wei, and Six Dynasties, they were also called servants, servants' guards, tavern guards, and tavern guards.)

Bartender: "Our best private room is number one on the second floor, but it's already booked."

What? You want me to take over a room? Dream on! Lin Chaoyan never wastes money; it's better to give that money to beauties. "Then you can leave! This young master would rather have nothing than something bad."

Lin Chaoyan then turned around and started strolling upstairs, where she bumped into a lovely, elfin girl.

"Young master, would you like me to keep you company?" Then they entered the flower bushes, exchanging words back and forth.

"Young master, where are you going!" They pulled at Lin Chaoyan, making her head spin.

Unfortunately, while these flowers were beautiful, they weren't quite at the point where she would spend money. She leaped away, landing in a nearby seat amidst gasps of surprise, and began to admire the blossoms.

"A fairy-like woman has arrived!"

A woman's voice suddenly came from behind. Lin Chaoyan turned around and saw a still-attractive woman. She quickly patted her chest and protested, "What nonsense are you talking about? I'm a real man! A true gentleman!"

"Hehe! Don't be nervous, it's not like women aren't allowed in and out of here," the woman said meaningfully as she walked away.

Wow, this woman is so sexy! "Tsk tsk tsk!! She must have been a stunner when she was young."

"This young master is quite handsome! Is this your first time visiting a brothel?" They had just seen off one of the older women, and now another equally good-looking young man had arrived. Lin Chaoyan looked at the playboy before her. He hadn't even noticed she was a woman; how had that older woman found out?

Holy crap! So, did I succeed or not?

"That's right! This young master looks more experienced than me. Would you mind teaching him a thing or two?" He seems like the kind of guy who knows how to have fun; following him is sure to be interesting.

"Hahaha! Not only are you handsome, but you also have excellent taste! My name is Lü Wen. May I ask your name, sir?" Does this landlord's foolish son have absolutely no sense of self-preservation?

"My name is Lin Yan." As he spoke, the eunuch finally broke through the many obstacles and arrived at Lin Chaoyan's side, panting heavily.

"My little ancestor, are you trying to turn the world upside down?" He stopped talking when he saw the young master beside him.

A person from the palace? The eldest son, Prince Zheng, is only nine years old, and Prince Jiao is only seven. Who is he? A hint of caution appeared in Lü Wen's eyes. "I am Lü Wen, the eldest son of Prime Minister Lü. May I ask your identity, brother?" He wasn't sure the other party would tell him, but there was plenty of time!

Lü Buwei's son? Ha! What a coincidence! What's my identity? Lin Chaoyan glanced at the eunuch beside her and noticed he was feigning death. "It's a secret!"

"A secret? I'd like to see what your secret is." He then led her towards his private room. "Brother Yan, how about we go to my private room for some fun?"

Number one in the VIP section? So this bastard booked the room? Of course, Lin Chaoyan is more than happy to get a free ride.

"Then I'll have to trouble you, Brother Lü!"

"A little bit of good buddy, three stars, four joys and fortune, five champions, six sixes are smooth, seven clever ones, hahaha! Brother Lü, you lost, drink, drink, drink~" The room was filled with Lü Wen and Lin Chaoyan's loud calculations and wild laughter.

"A little bit of good buddies, three stars shining, four joys and wealth, five champions, six sixes going smoothly, seven clever ones, eight horses, drink quickly, and pair of gold ingots."

"Hahaha~ Brother Lü, you lost again! Drink up~" You brat, trying to mess with me? I can't even drink, how could I lose at a drinking game?

After two hours of playing rock-paper-scissors, Lü Wen was really done for. He hadn't expected this kid to be so good at it; he'd pass out if he drank any more. He'd have to find a different game!

Lü Wen: "Brother Yan!"

Lin Chaoyan: "Huh? I'm here!"

Lu Wen: "Brother Yan, let's change it, how about we change the game? I can't drink anymore!" This is too damn bullying. I've already gone to the toilet twice, and he still didn't drink a drop.

"Great! Great!" Let's bring on whatever fun things we can do! The word 'lose' doesn't exist in my dictionary, Lin Chaoyan's dictionary.

"How about this: whoever loses takes off a piece of clothing?!" Hehehe!! I wonder if I'll look as good as this face when I'm naked.

Lü Buwei's son? I'll strip you naked! Hehehe...

"Huh? Take off your clothes? No! No!..." The eunuch standing to the side was shocked. This was going to kill him! This little darling couldn't even bear to lose a single hair, let alone take off his clothes.

"Why not? Take off your clothes! Brother Yan, let's play striptease. Guards, take him out of here. Hehe..." This brat won't take his clothes off? I'll make him take them off! Lü Wen grinned lewdly!

Amidst repeated cries of "No!", Eunuch Gao was dragged out by Lü Wen's men. Soon, the sound of dice being rolled echoed from the room. Eunuch Gao, looking distressed, groaned and then desperately ran back to complain.

Half an hour later, Lu Wen, wearing only his underwear, squatted there, questioning his existence: Who am I? Where am I? What happened?

Lin Chaoyan grinned mischievously, a glint of cunning in her eyes. She immediately grabbed Lü Wen's clothes and ran outside, Lü Wen calling after her, "Brother Yan! Brother Yan! Give me your clothes quickly..."

"Hahahaha!!! I'll give it back to you if you catch up with me."

Lin Chaoyan led him on a two-way walk around the second floor in front of everyone, before being interrupted by a series of noises.

With something new to discover, Lu Wen's scumbag status became irrelevant, and Lin Chaoyan casually tossed the clothes to him.

"What are you? Do you know who I am? It's an honor for me to give you a drink." The woman had just run out when she was pushed to the ground, and the man used a pair of tongs to hold her chin and force-feed her wine.

"Young master! I sell my art, not my body!" The woman cried so pitifully, her face streaked with tears.

"I don't care what you sell! Today I'm telling you to keep me company, so you have to keep me company." As the woman's clothes ripped open, revealing her skin, Lin Chaoyan knew no one would make a move. She leaped up and landed gracefully, her movements as fluid as flowing water.

"Brother Yan knows kung fu?" Lu Wen exclaimed in surprise, kicking the man so hard he crashed into a nearby pillar. With an elegant and graceful turn, he took off his outer garment and covered the woman in front of him.

Her delicate eyebrows were slightly furrowed, casting a faint worry across her exquisite face, adding a touch of pitiful charm to her already stunning beauty.

"Are you alright?" Lin Chaoyan comforted her with a gentle smile, her eyes filled with concern.

Their eyes met, and at that moment, Lin Chaoyan's smile was the trigger for her heartbeat; every smile she saw made her heart flutter uncontrollably.

"I am Lian Ji, thank you for saving me, young master!"

Lin Chaoyan gently helped the lovely woman in front of her up, intending to see her off, when the person behind her struggled to her feet with the help of a group of servants.

She cursed loudly, "Where did this lowly commoner come from? I am the grandson of General Wang Jian!"

"Oh my! So it's a grandson! I thought you were a great general! Wang Pei, what kind of grandson are you, a mere collateral branch? You have quite the nerve!" Lu Wen, now dressed, resumed his unrestrained and arrogant demeanor, taunting the man below.

"You, you, you Lu Wen, you're nothing but a lowly merchant's son, daring to challenge me! Men, attack them! Teach them a lesson, especially that pretty boy, ruin his face and see how he tries to be a hero!" Under his furious command, more than a dozen swordsmen attacked Lin Chaoyan.

"Lianji, it's dangerous here, leave quickly." Lin Chaoyan gently pushed Lianji away, signaling her to leave immediately.

She was incredibly fast. As the opponent swung their sword, she flashed forward and kicked one of them back to where she had just been standing. The sword pierced the man's body, and blood splattered everywhere.

Fortunately, the blows didn't hit any vital points. After a few flying kicks, he sent the group flying far away. He grabbed a piece of silk from the side, swung his arm, and the silk flew like a dragon towards the group again.

The beautiful silk then transformed into a giant red python, surging around the crowd and swatting them away until they couldn't get up. Lin Chaoyan landed gracefully, a picture of unparalleled elegance and grace.

"Yan, Brother Yan~ Is he even human?" Lu Wen looked at Lin Chaoyan with an admiring gaze.

Ying Zheng, standing at the door, was speechless with astonishment. Ah Yan, she was truly a goddess! No! Hadn't she always been? To those in the know, she wasn't serious at all; she was just playing with them. Even Lü Wen, who didn't understand, could see that.

"Damn it! That old bastard went back to complain again? I'm fed up with you, you old codger." Lin Chaoyan threw down the silk and headed for the door.

"Young master, young master, I still don't know your name. How can I return this to you?" Lian Ji grabbed her cloak and ran as she ran, her eyes filled with adoration and love.

"Lin Chaoyan, give it to me next time we meet." Run! Your father caught you soliciting a prostitute.

On the street, Lin Chaoyan looked nervous. "What a coincidence! Ah Zheng is here to solicit prostitutes too~ Ugh, ugh, ugh~ You're here to see a beauty too!" (Slap your mouth!)