I traveled through the Cretaceous period and farmed with the ever-changing dog egg.
Chapter 127 Drunk and Crazy
"One three..."
"seven…"
"eight…"
“J…”
"One two..."
"I can't afford it..."
"airplane…"
"Pass...don't look at me, continue..." Lin Chaoyan looked at the cards in her hand, speechless. (#-.-)
"Four sixes..."
"I can't afford it..."
"I can't afford it..."
"Pass…"
"Three fours with a pair of eights..."
"Three twos with a pair of ten..." This idiot is probably trying to block my cards again. Lin Chaoyan felt they were doing it on purpose; it was one thing for the landlord to beat her, but even if she wasn't the landlord, they were beating her...
"Bomb Four Eggs..."
...I knew it! These young ladies were using playing cards to get back at each other! Lin Chaoyan resigned herself to losing all her gold beads today and then leaving.
"Come on, everyone! Try some bird's nest porridge first. Tonight we'll have the braised chicken that Ayan taught us to make..." Wei Shu ordered people to distribute bowls of bird's nest porridge.
"This is top-quality bird's nest; Ah Yan is so thin, she really needs to nourish herself..."
"No way! Sister Wei, all the finest things in the entire Qin Palace are with them. Why would they even bother with your humble bird's nest porridge..." She was telling the truth; those who are favored are always fearless. Lin Chaoyan had been coerced and begged into drinking it by Yu Rong...
"Hehehe... Yunyun, stop teasing Yan Yan. Look at her, she's holding the bowl and doesn't even know where to start eating..."
Lin Chaoyan: Oh well! It's my fault again...
"You guys go ahead and fight! I'm going to check on the chickens..." Even with her thick skin, she couldn't withstand the barrage of risqué attacks from these old women.
The braised chicken in a clay pot is not only fragrant and visually appealing, but also has a unique flavor. Unlike spicy chicken, which is consistently spicy, or sweet and sour pork, which is sweet and sour, the initial taste is strong and slightly salty. However, as you bite into the chicken meat, you'll discover a subtle sweetness within the salty and spicy flavor, like smelling the stamen of a flower – an unexpected surprise. The flatbread is also delicious; when eating it, start with the end that's above the broth.
"You! Men don't understand, but when it comes to food, you're an expert. If you focused your attention on the King, who would dare to mess with you..." Even delicious food couldn't shut them up.
"That's true. Alright, forget about this fool. This stewed chicken is amazing. Chewing on the crispy edges of the pancake, it softens in the middle with a delicate texture. Then, at the bottom, the flavor suddenly changes. The pancake has been soaked in a sweet, spicy, and salty broth for a long time, the broth seeping into the pancake itself, making it incredibly delicious." Lady Chu was born into a noble family in the Chu Kingdom, where resources were abundant and diverse, and she had never lacked food. This stewed chicken was truly a first for her.
When Lin Chaoyan ate braised chicken, she liked to use chopsticks to peel the chicken pieces off the bone, soak the flatbread in the broth, and then wrap the tender chicken in the broth-soaked flatbread. Eating the chicken and flatbread together was truly a delicacy!
Their eyes narrowed as they squinted at the delicious food!
His pathetic state made everyone shake their heads and sigh.
"It's so delicious, big brother, can I trade you for a mother?" Gongzi Jian had barely finished speaking when his mother punched him.
"You brat! You think whoever feeds you is your mother? You'll abandon your mother for a pot of chicken?"
"Mother, I was wrong! I won't change it anymore. I'll accept Aunt as my godmother..." Gongzi Jian covered his head and accused his mother with his eyes.
Fusu moved closer to his mother and quietly served her some food.
"How can we have meat without wine? Come on, try the peach blossom wine that Yan Yan taught us."
The peach blossom wine is fragrant and refreshing. Its pale pink color is quite beautiful.
"Sweet and smooth in the mouth. Excellent..."
"Hey sister, could you pick up a couple of bottles for me when you leave?!"
Lin Chaoyan ate her rice while looking at the beauties in front of her, wondering why Ying Zheng's harem was so harmonious.
"Wei Shu, why aren't you fighting? The picture books say that in the imperial harem, concubines fight so fiercely that they can kill someone in ten steps, leaving no trace for a thousand miles!" Are all those TV dramas lying? That fat orange cat who died of anger…
"You! You don't know how lucky you are. The King was afraid you would be bullied in the harem, so he has dealt with all the troublemakers over the years." He successfully removed the thorns from his power and worked hard to fulfill his vows one by one.
...Did he do all this behind the scenes? Why do you have to be Ying Zheng? Lin Chaoyan felt a mix of emotions.
"Come on, let's get drunk and forget our troubles... After we finish drinking, let's go beat him up..." Wang Yun'er really must be drunk to say something like that.
Wine? Lin Chaoyan recalled her parents' admonitions from childhood.
"Yan Yan, you can't touch alcohol, you must remember that!"
“My parents told me I couldn’t drink alcohol…” So she believed it and never touched alcohol in her life.
"Hmm? Yan Yan, are you really that well-behaved? Then why do you dare to challenge the King?" Shen Zhiyuan's question also piqued the curiosity of the others.
Him? That's because his aura has changed. Who would be afraid of the child they raised? "Ah Zheng may act crazy sometimes, but he's usually very gentle! Why should we be afraid of him?"
Gentle? ...No one present except the children had ever seen the gentle King of Qin.
"...Alright! I know you two are very much in love. Come on, drink up. What's wrong with not being a good drinker? You'll get used to it after a few more drinks. That's how I learned to hold my liquor." He poured Lin Chaoyan a glass as he spoke.
"Okay! Here you go..."
Lin Chaoyan took the glass, the alcohol instantly filling her nostrils. Should she give it a try? It wouldn't kill her anyway… She tentatively took a small sip. Then she felt intoxicated, her vision blurring…
"We're doomed..."
She collapsed, collapsed instantly...
"He didn't even finish this glass before he collapsed?"
"Someone, go to Xianyang Palace and invite the King. It's Miss Lin who's passed out drunk." Wei Shu decided to act as matchmaker in order to keep her here.
"Hmm? Hahaha..." At this moment, Lin Chaoyan stood up with a flushed face.
"Why are there so many people all of a sudden?..." She felt itchy all over, and there were people everywhere in front of her.
"It itches so much! Stop spinning me, you're making me dizzy!" Lin Chaoyan sat on the ground and scratched her arms and neck repeatedly.
"Stop scratching...stop scratching! Someone, quickly summon the imperial physician..." Lin Chaoyan's exposed skin was covered with red rashes, which terrified the conscious crowd.
"Hmm...you want to catch me? You bad guys..." She struggled frantically to break free from the circle of people surrounding her.
He swayed unsteadily, chuckling foolishly, "Hehe... I have wine!"
After saying that, he put his hands behind his back, gave a mysterious smile, and said, "Clang, clang..."
"Shake your drink, and good luck will come. One for you, one for me, let happiness soar with you." Lin Chaoyan held up two jade bottles of wine. The red color was as beautiful as blood…
"Ah Yan! If you can't drink, then let's not drink, okay?" Several people tried to take the wine from her hand.
"Drink! Wang Yun'er, this is a rare wine! Let me pour you some..." Lin Chaoyan's steps were so fast that no one could catch her.
"I'll drink... Let's drink ourselves to death today..." Wang Yun'er took the bright red liquid from the jade cup and drank it all in one gulp.
"Wonderful, wonderful, absolutely wonderful!! Again..."
"Fine wine in a luminous cup, the pipa urges us to drink on horseback. Do not laugh at me for being drunk on the battlefield, for how many have returned from ancient battles?" Lin Chaoyan took out her curved-neck pipa and played the lively and exciting "Prince Lanling Enters the Battle" to encourage drinking. Thinking of their upcoming journey to the battlefield to fight for their country, the soldiers were filled with heroic spirit.
Unfortunately, he couldn't take it anymore halfway through the performance due to an alcohol allergy.
"I can't take it anymore, I'm so dizzy..."
I lay on the ground and rolled around, mimicking the wriggling motion of a caterpillar...
"Mother..." The child was in a flurry of activity.
“I’m not your mother, I’m a mushroom. Mushrooms can’t talk… I’m a mushroom…” Everyone watched as she transformed from a caterpillar into a mushroom, squatting on the ground with her knees drawn up to her chest.
He didn't stay quiet for long before getting up again and going on a drunken rampage, chanting, "The vast horizon is my love, and flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills."
What kind of rhythm is the most swaying?
What kind of singing is the happiest
The winding river comes down from the sky.
Flowing towards that sea of myriad colors
Hot and spicy songs are what we look forward to.
Walking and singing is the most comfortable way
If we want to sing, we must sing to our heart's content
You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky.
Let me try my best to keep you here (keep you here).
Singing the most dazzling ethnic style in a leisurely manner
Let love sweep away all the dust.
(I know) you are the most beautiful cloud in my heart.
Let me fill your glass with fine wine so you can stay.
Always singing the most dazzling ethnic style
It's the most beautiful sight in the entire sky...
He took off his coat, his shoes flew off, and he practiced drunken boxing in the snow.
The "old father" will arrive on the battlefield in three seconds...
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