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Fontaine, Fontaine-Naboné district.

A boy who was so handsome he was almost otherworldly, and whose looks were just a hair's breadth above those of the readers, was rubbing his eyes and yawning as he stood at the scene of the first issue of the Steambird Newspaper's novel column, waiting for the newspaper to go on sale.

The boy kept pushing his way through the crowd, wanting to see if his novel had been published in the first issue of the Steambird Newspaper's novel column.

Luo Xiao, the only officially designated detective of the [Rosethorn Society].

This is the boy's new identity after time travel.

Two and a half months ago, he came to the continent of Teyvat from Earth.

He forgot how he transmigrated, only remembering that when he was drawing from the Frenina gacha pool, he, who was always unlucky, actually got two rare cards, and then a middle-aged man wearing a baseball cap drove a dump truck at 120 mph straight towards him.

Just as he was about to collide with him, the middle-aged man seemed to be muttering to himself, "Hehe! The tenth one in the Genshin Impact world, the order is finally complete."

So he traveled to the continent of Teyvat, losing most of his original memories, but fortunately he still remembered his original name—Luo Xiao.

He recalled the original owner's memories in his mind.

When the original owner was investigating the serial disappearances of girls with the current president of the Thorn Rose Society, they encountered strong resistance from several mysterious people. The original owner and Silver Mellors rushed up to fight the thugs, but one of the thugs splashed them with primordial seawater and pushed them into the sea.

To save the original owner, Navia had no choice but to jump into the sea with Silvermere to search for the original owner's body, unaware that the original owner's body had completely disappeared. Just then, Luo Xiao traveled to the continent of Teyvat and regained his body.

In other words, strictly speaking, this body belongs entirely to Luo Xiao; it merely inherited the original owner's identity.

Luo Xiao still remembers that when he first transmigrated, he was held in Navia's arms. The soft blue and white striped fabric was almost pressed against his face, and a faint fragrance wafted into his nostrils. He could also hear the girl's anxious shouts in his ears.

Even though Navia rescued Luo Xiao from the sea in time, Dr. Melusin still gave Luo Xiao a death sentence: "Alas... this child probably won't live past twenty-three."

Because no one knew the dangers of the primordial fetal water to the Fontaine people, the doctors were helpless in the face of the abnormalities that Luo Xiao's body was exhibiting.

Just as Luo Xiao heard the death sentence and felt despair, a system notification entered her mind: [Host identity verification in progress... Verification result complete... Identity confirmed... Blue Star transmigrator... Matching system from the system database... Matching complete... System binding in progress...]

[Binding complete, activating the Lazy Writing System!]

[Congratulations, host, on binding and activating the "Lying Down and Writing System." As the name suggests, you can earn "update points" by collecting readers' urging for updates. The amount of update points you can earn depends on how much readers like and anticipate your work, and each reader has a different amount of update points to earn.]

The system will now display your host information in text format.

The cold, mechanical sound stopped.

A transparent panel appeared in front of Luo Xiao's eyes.

[Host]: Luo Xiao

[Remaining lifespan]: 3 years

[Update Request Value]: 0

【Attributes】: Constitution (15), Strength (13), Agility (16), Intelligence (17), Hand Speed ​​(13) -- Normal standard value is (10)

[Talents/Skills]: None available

Looking at the "Remaining lifespan: three years" column, Luo Xiao frowned slightly. The system seemed to sense his thoughts and, wanting to offer some comfort, displayed another message:

[Host, don't worry. On the surface, you still have 3 years to live. However, because you are a Fontaineese, you will be paralyzed six months earlier due to the influence of the primordial seawater. Therefore, you actually only have less than two and a half years to live.]

"Damn it, what kind of comforting is this?" Luo Xiao couldn't help but complain inwardly, then continued to ask, "Can it be cured?"

[Of course! I'm an all-powerful system, capable of anything from reaching the heavens to diving into the earth. As long as the host collects enough update points, let alone lifespan, even reviving the Great Kindness Tree King of Lightning to warm the host's bed would be a piece of cake.]

Holy crap, this system is amazing.

Luo Xiao continued skillfully, "What about my newbie gift pack?"

Perhaps because Luo Xiao's operation was too skillful, even the system was stunned for a few seconds before slowly replying:

[New player tasks are now available. Complete them to receive a new player gift pack!]

[Newcomer's Task: Gain 1000 readers/fans, including but not limited to those gained through newspapers, individual novels, storytelling promotions, etc.]

Holy crap, what kind of system is this?

You need to complete newbie tasks to get the newbie gift pack. Let's not call it the "Lying Down and Typing System" anymore, let's call it the "Code-Turning Vine System".

Despite her complaints, Luo Xiao closed the system panel and began to think about how to gain 1000 readers and fans.

Since it's a "lying down and writing" system, it definitely needs to collect novel fans.

Just then, in order to increase its newspaper sales, Steambird Newspaper decided to hold its first serialized novel event, soliciting novels from all over Teyvat, and would serialize the top three novels in the newspaper.

Thinking of this, Luo Xiao's lips curled into an extremely arrogant smile, and he shouted:

"Keyboard, come on!"

Suddenly realizing that computers didn't seem to exist on the continent of Teyvat, Luo Xiao immediately changed his mind: "Give me a pen!"

He tried hard to recall the literary works he had read in his previous life, and finally came up with the science fiction novel that left the deepest impression on him—"The Three-Body Problem".

"The Three-Body Problem," this masterpiece, remains the pinnacle of science fiction to this day.

Even former US President Obama is a loyal fan, sending messages to author Liu Cixin from afar urging him to update the series.

And now, this incredibly imaginative sci-fi story is about to arrive in the world of Teyvat.

Tremble, mortals!

……

"Don't answer! Don't answer! Don't answer!"

After two and a half months of hard work, Luo Xiao wrote down the first two major chapters of the first book of "The Three-Body Problem," titled "The Past of Blue Star," and submitted them to Steambird Newspaper.

After a week of waiting, the first issue of Steambird Newspaper's fiction column was finally released.

Just as Luo Xiao was patiently waiting in line, a woman wearing a gold necklace, 160cm tall and weighing 160kg suddenly cut in front of Luo Xiao.

"Hey, ma'am, could you please join the queue? Everyone else is already in line."

Luo Xiao reached out and patted the older woman on the shoulder.

"I've been waiting for this first issue of the Steambird Newspaper's fiction column for a long time. This is the first time that Teacher Zhenyu has published her own novel in the Steambird Newspaper. Could you give me this spot?"

"You wouldn't believe it, but I used to be very introverted. I couldn't even open my mouth properly when I spoke. But ever since I met Teacher Zhenyu, I've become more extroverted because he made my mouth open much wider."

"Oh~ Teacher Zhenyu, you're simply my god~"

As she spoke, the older woman took out a ten-thousand-yuan Mora coin from her wallet, intending to buy Luo Xiao's place.

"No way! I got up super early this morning to get here and queue up. This spot is to me what Jerusalem is to Mondstadt, the dandelion wine, or the three-colored dumplings of Inatsuma God. You think you can make me give up this spot..."

"You have to pay more!"

Unfortunately, in the two and a half months since they transmigrated to the continent of Teyvat, the Rose Guild has had virtually no work and has barely managed to survive thanks to the charity of the local people.

In this situation, even Navia, the chief detective of the Rose Society, couldn't pay her salary.

So during the two and a half months of writing, Luo Xiao endured the hard, dry lentils and plain water.

Fortunately, "The Three-Body Problem" is about to be released, and I'll soon be able to earn some royalties.

But now that someone is paying for a seat, every little bit helps, so who would complain about Morado? At worst, they can just wait in line a little longer. Besides, the main reason I came here was to see how the readers were reacting, not because I really wanted to buy a newspaper.

"Alright, young man, you can have this 30,000 Mora, and give me your position."

As she spoke, the older woman took out three Mora coins and handed them to Luo Xiao. Luo Xiao then gave up her spot and stood aside to rejoin the queue, while also listening to the discussions among the surrounding audience.

"I heard that even Teacher Zhenyu from Liyue submitted a work this time, and it will definitely be selected if nothing unexpected happens."

"Inazuma Yaedo also submits light novels, I think it's the sequel to 'Please, My Fox Deity,' which is worth reading."

"Ahem... Your information is too outdated. I heard that we have a novelist in Fontainebleau, and his new work is also included in this first issue of the novel column. His pen name is Xiaoxiao, I think. I heard that the subject matter is very novel."

"The more I talk about it, the more I look forward to it! Oh, my water goddess Fukaros, please bless me so that I can buy the first issue of the Steambird Newspaper's novel column!"

……

"Everyone, please be quiet."

However, just as everyone was discussing this, a blonde woman suddenly stood up, puffed out her high chest like a proud princess, clapped her hands at the crowd, and said loudly.

"I am Ou Fu, the editor-in-chief of Steambird Newspaper."

"Now I will announce the three novels selected for publication in the first issue of the Steambird Newspaper's novel column."

……